Puerto Madryn – Gateway to Patagonia

From Mendoza, we fly south to Puerto Madryn. It’s evident that we are now much further south. Long pants are required.

(Historical note: who knew that the Welsh once had colonial aspirations in the area? And ‘Madryn’ itself was the name of a castle in Wales.)

Even though the climate is cooler, the beach is still inviting on a sunny day.

Beach in Puerto Madryn

Maria and Pete brave the frigid waters of the Atlantic.

Watch out for jellyfish

The major draw here is the Valdes Peninsula, a UNESCO-designated heritage site.

You don’t have to go far out of town before you feel the isolation.

looking north

The landscape is largely flat and unpopulated.

Looking south

On the pebbly beach, we are visited by a very bold loica. He’s obviously used to mooching off of humans. But we don’t give in.

‘Are you struggling with that empanada?’

Our accommodation has a parrilla-style grill. Pete builds up the fire as we prepare for a home-made churrasco.

The main attraction of the Valdes Peninsula is whale-watching, but this is not the season. It also boasts an enormous colony of elephant seals, but we don’t see any. So it goes.

We do, however, see a mara. I’ve never heard of these creatures. They look like a cross between a deer and a hare.

Jackalope?

We also see a rhea and its young. ‘Ostriches live in Africa. Emus live in Africa. Rheas live in South America.’ This is one of the many arcane facts we used to learn in the third grade that seem to have been dropped from the modern curriculum.

We think there may be some elephant seals around, but they are beyond the range of our binoculars.

We stop in the quaint village of Puerto Piramides, where the inhabitants seem to be outnumbered by whale-watching companies.

(Interesting note – a bit of research reveals that this was the site of mysterious submarine activity in 1958 and 1960.)

Next day, we take a long drive in the opposite direction to the Punta Tombo penguin reserve. Everybody loves penguins.

Where penguins have the right of way

It’s quite astounding. Thousands of penguins build their nesting burrows here.

There is a well-built boardwalk 1.5 kilometres long that lets us see the penguins close up.

Penguin-spotters

Many of the burrows are far from the sea. It’s strange to see penguins waddling a kilometre or more from the water.

Of course, the seaside is the most popular gathering spot.

These are Magellanic penguins. According to Wikipedia, they are named after Portuguese explorer Ferdinand Magellan, who spotted the birds in 1520. (We also learned about Ferdinand Magellan in the third grade.)

These look a lot like the penguins we saw in South Africa.

Penguins body-surfing into shore

It’s encouraging to see the efforts Argentina is making to keep these little guys safe.

Don’t tread on me

There are other animals around as well. Guanacos graze calmly among the penguins on the move.

Sight or Insight of the Day

Back in town, we splurge on a meal at the Matilde restaurant. In the front window, entire lamb carcasses are slow-roasted over a wood fire.

We walk home, in an effort to work off our surfeit of roast meat. Judith still has room for some ice cream.

Mendoza – Argentina’s Wine Country

A brief entry about our stay in one of the world’s great wine regions.

We change countries, from Chile to Argentina. Our first stop is Mendoza. Mendoza lies at the foot of the hills that become the Andes. It’s a desert, so the extensive agricultural activity depends on a system of canals.

Mendoza is a pleasant city of tree-lined streets and squares.

Resting in Plaza España

Our first wine visit is the bodega of Tierras Altas.

It’s all about the malbecs.

Fancy label

We get to serve ourselves from the oak casks. Well, one cask anyway.

Trying not to spill any

The next day, we go on a tour of three bodegas, The first is the Cecchin winery. They make organic wine.

Among the organic vines

Our guide spent a lot of time in Austin, Texas, so his English is fluent.

‘Cheers, y’all!’

It’s always a novelty to see Christmas decorations large and small in a climate of no snow.

Christmas tree made of wine corks

We also stop off at an olive oil producer, PasRai.

Sampling herb-infused oils

Of course, there are many types of olive oil.

Maria examines the biggest rosemary bush we’ve ever seen in the herb garden.

Also available – parsley, sage, and thyme

Our last stop is the Casa Corbel winery. We begin by sampling some whites in the olive orchard.

Casa Corbel

Then we move on to sampling reds in the cellar proper.

Casa Corbel has several resident dogs, all very friendly. One is named Rambo. This must be ironic, because he’s the gentlest creature imaginable.

‘Good dog, Rambo’

On our last evening in Mendoza, we go on an Argentinian beef blow-out with a dinner at the Don Mario restaurant. It doesn’t disappoint.

Sight or Insight of the Day

How did we get to Mendoza? We fly from Calama in the north of Chile, spend overnight in Santiago, then next day take a bus over to Andes to Mendoza.

So the ‘sight’ of the day is easily the spectacular journey through the mountains.

We are torn between admiring the scenery and watching ‘Cruella’ on the onboard entertainment screen.

The Andes

The ‘insight’ is the discovery that Argentine government inefficiency is still a thing.

Argentina customs shed

We spend four hours(!) at Argentine customs as they leisurely process a dozen busloads of travelers.

Tired of waiting

Many decades ago, I did this trip in reverse (east to west). I’m sure the stop at customs didn’t take more than an hour. So much for progress.

At last – the road to Mendoza

In the Atacama Desert

This part of our Chile/Argentina journey is all about the desert. I’ve mentioned before that there are few things we enjoy more than a good road and a desert. From Iquique, we drive to San Pedro de Atacama, almost 500 kilometres away.

The road to San Pedro

We were hoping to visit the Chuquicamata mine, which was at one time the world’s largest open-pit copper mine. There used to be tours available, but these have been discontinued.

Cu later, excavator

It’s hard to decide which of our many desert photos to use. Also difficult to come up with catchy descriptions. So we’re just going to provide generic labels for our many desert shots.

Desert landscape #1

San Pedro de Atacama is essentially an oasis. In these parts, towns are only found where water is available.

The green in the distance is San Pedro

San Pedro is the base for most desert activities. Its adobe-bedecked walls give it the look of a frontier town.

Con muchos turistas

We stay a few kilometres out of town. Very difficult to find, for the uninitiated. (In fact, we still have trouble finding it after several excursions into San Pedro.)

Martina’s adobe abode

It’s a self-contained unit on somebody’s rural property, with cooking facilities.

Judith and Pete relax in the shade

Our first stop is the Valle de la Muerte. (Or Valle de Marte – it’s complicated.)

One thing we like about hikes in the surrounding desert – they can be accomplished in an hour or two.

Judith and Denis head for the hills

There’s no need to gear up for a multi-day ordeal, like hiking the Grand Canyon, say.

Desert landscape #2

The Atacama Desert is the ‘driest nonpolar desert in the world’, according to Wikipedia.

Desert landscape #3

It’s easy to see why the area has been used as a good site to test Mars rovers.

Desert landscape #4

On the same day, we visit the Valle de la Luna.

Desert landscape #5

This is even more spectacular than this morning’s hike.

Desert landscape #6

Maria, as usual, sets the pace.

Desert landscape #7

There’s a world of difference between the solitude here and the hubbub we experience in Santiago.

Desert landscape #8

You can depend on having blue skies every day.

Desert landscape #9

The walks are easily doable, even for those of le troisième âge

Taking a break

For some reason, I can’t get the song ‘Horse with No Name‘ and its inane lyrics – ‘Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain‘<cringe> – out of my head.

Desert landscape #10

On another day, we visit the Laguna Cejar, a colourful mineral lake with two claims to fame. One is presence of many flamingos.

Pretty Flamingo

The other is the extreme salinity of the water. This provides a Dead Sea-like ability to bob like a cork without effort.

The unsinkable Judith, Maria, and Pete

In the afternoon, we take the two-hour drive to the Laguna Chaxa flamingo sanctuary.

The road to Laguna Chaxa

Because of the clearness of its skies, the Atacama Desert is a hotbed of astronomical activity. (If such a thing exists.) We pass by the site of the ALMA astronomical observatory. I’d like to visit, but according to their website, tours are for schools and fellow-boffins only.

Laguna Chaxa landscape

There are indeed many flamingos in the flamingo sanctuary.

They are quite far away, though. They’re hard to photograph in this flat landscape.

Pete tries to get some elevation

The lake itself is scenic and isolated.

Laguna Chaxa

The flamingos thrive on the abundant brine shrimp in these salty waters, which adds to their pinkish hue. 

If you are an ancient person who read comic books as a kid, you may remember brine shrimp in a former incarnation as ‘sea-monkeys’.

Brine shrimp – not exactly as illustrated

On December first, we celebrate Judith’s birthday with wine, coca-leaf tea, and passion-fruit cake.

Birthday

Before dawn, we make our way into town for an organized tour to the El Tatio geysers.

Hot stuff

The altitude here is a dizzying 4,200 metres above sea level.

It is extremely cold here before the sun rises. That’s my opinion, anyway.

Ice man

I think the idea of being here for dawn is that the steam is more impressive in the early morning.

All of this impressive fumarole activity is produced by the high temperatures deep underground.

Fumarole home

At last the sun comes up and brings some relief.

On the way back to San Pedro, we see more flamingos.

Some of these can be seen quite close up.

We even manage to catch some in flight.

Flying flamingos

On the way back to Calama for our flight to Santiago, we come across some vicuñas grazing by the road.

It’s almost Christmas – fleece Navidad!

Sight or Insight of the Day

In Chile, it’s common to see roadside shrines dedicated to, presumably, the victims of traffic accidents. They range in size from dollhouse size, to doghouse size, to this full-blown dedicatory extravaganza.

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot…

We wonder: is the young man in question entombed in the car itself?

Iquique – ‘Place of Dreams’

At least that’s what the name means, according to Wikipedia.

From Valparaiso, we bus back to Santiago and fly 1,800 kilometres up the arid coast of Chile to Iquique.

Aboard LatAm flight LA 172

We pick up our rental car and drive the 40 kilometers or so along the coast into town.

On the road again

Iquique occupies a narrow strip of land between the desert and the sea. Our accommodation is an Airbnb located on the 23rd floor of an apartment building facing the Pacific.

Looking south

Our first excursion here is to the fascination ghost town of Humberstone. Saltpeter was mined here from 1872 to 1960.

Post-industrial landscape

In the developed world, people would not be allowed to roam at will among tons of jagged rusty metal and collapsing buildings, thus reducing the fun factor of visiting a ghost town.

Well-preserved residences

We have a thing about ghost towns . We last visited one in Namibia. Later, we saw it used as a location for the popular post-apocalyptic TV series Fallout.

The next day, we remain around town. First stop is the Esmeralda Museum. This is a full-size replica of the ship Esmeralda, sunk in an engagement during the War of the Pacific.

Iquique has a pleasant square and walking street.

The fish market is always a big draw. We enjoy a lunch of fresh grilled tuna steaks.

Fresh off the boat

A pack of sea lions huddle at the base of the market, waiting to feast on dumped-out buckets of fish entrails.

They’re huge.

Sea lions, close up

Our rental car, which we eventually drive for 1,500 KMs, is surprisingly roomy for 4 people and their luggage.

Judith, me, Pete

There’s something soothing about driving in a desert, especially if the road is good and the traffic is sparse.

Make straight in the desert a highway…’ – Isaiah 40:3

Our goal is to see the Atacama Giant. It’s the most famous of the many geoglyphs in the area.

Atacama Giant

Pete searches for a t-shirt with this iconic figure on it. We don’t find one. Pete hopes to be able to order a t-shirt with the Giant printed on as a special graphic.

Here’s a graphic you can use. Merry Christmas, Pete!

It takes us an hour or so to walk around the Cerro Unitas.

Judith, Maria, Pete

We pass a ziggurat-like mountain. A bit of research reveals that it’s a recently-abandoned BHP copper mine.

Cerro Colorado mine tailings

After driving through empty desert on Ruta A-65 for an hour or so, we come to the remote village of Mamiña. It has a hot spring in the middle of town.

The village at the end of the world

It has a pleasant little square to wander in.

17th-century church

On the return to Iquique, the last few kilometres are steep. Looming over the city is a gigantic sand dune.

Sight or Insight of the Day

We enjoy beautiful Pacific Ocean sunsets from our balcony.

‘…and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose.‘ – Ecclesiastes 1:5

One morning, we are enjoying our coffee on the balcony when we see something in the sea far below.

About 30 metres offshore is a whale, diving and surfacing. It’s an orca!

‘…and God created great whales’ – Genesis 1:21

It’s unusual to be 23 storeys high and watch a whale dive and surface. Luckily, we all have good binoculars.

Valparaiso

The next stop in our Chile journey is the port city of Valparaiso.

Our accommodation is in the historic Old City.

This part of town is built on steep hills. It’s known for its colourful murals.

It’s a treat to walk these streets.

Many houses perch precariously at a cliff’s edge.

Just under the house you can see two disused ascensores. These were used to travel between neighbourhoods separated by steep cobblestone streets. There aren’t many left in working order.

Just waiting for the next earthquake

Valparaiso is the home of the Chilean Navy.

Plaza Sotomayor, Navy Building

We are fortunate to see a submarine – the Chilean Navy has four – out in the harbour.

One day, we take the train up the coast to Viña del Mar. Viña was once a playground for rich and famous South Americans. It’s looking a bit more seedy these days. But still a good place to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon.

In Viña Veritas

Sight or Insight of the Day

We visit ‘La Sebastiana‘, the Valparaiso house of Chilean poet and diplomat Pablo Neruda.

Neruda won the Nobel Prize for Literature. He had three homes that are now museums.

So I wait for you like a lonely house…‘ – Pablo Neruda

This one is at the top of a hill overlooking the harbour. You get a great view of Valparaiso.

Santiago de Chile Revisited

From Fernando de Neronha, we fly to Santiago, Chile, via São Paulo.

We meet our friends Pete & Judith at the airport. This is our second trip together in faraway places, the first time being a pre-COVID meeting in Sri Lanka in 2019.

Once in town, we check into our lodgings and venture out on a walking tour of the neighbourhood.

Bridge over the fast-flowing Mapocho River

Our stroll takes us around such landmarks as the La Moneda Palace and the Plaza de Armas.

Plaza de Armas

Our first morning, we take the funicular up San Cristóbal Hill.

Going up

A great view of the city. The tall building is the Gran Torre Costanera, the tallest building in South America. (For now, anyway.)

Santiago from above

We try a local drink, mote con huesillo, made from wheat and peaches.

Not bad at all

This is a close-up of a mote.

Peachy

At the top of San Cristóbal Hill is a sanctuary dedicated to the Immaculate Conception, with a 22-meter statue of the Virgin Mary. A wall displays the thanks from people for whom wonders have been worked.

If only we believed in miracles

Besides the explosion of graffiti that is a sad fact of the modern world everywhere, Santiago is covered with interesting, well-executed murals.

Urban visuals

Lunch one day consists of completos, which are basically hot dogs loaded to the brim with yummy toppings. They are very messy to eat.

Not good food for a first date

We indulge in a wine tour to the Santa Rita winery.

In the Maipo Valley

After taking a collectivo from the city, we’re ready for our private tour.

The punters gather

The winery also has a museum specializing in pre-Columbian artifacts. A well-behaved school group learns about their heritage with more attention than a Canadian teacher could command.

On a tight leash

The grounds are very nice.

Gardens

The tour takes us to the original cellars.

That’s a lot of French oak

Of course, the highlight of the tour is the wine tasting.

Salud!

We are provided with a tasty cheese plate to accompany our vino.

Wine pairing 101

Our next stop is port city of Valparaiso.

Sight or Insight of the Day

I last visited Chile over 40 years ago, during the Pinochet dictatorship.

Things have changed, as expected. After a transition to democracy, Chile has seen a lot of unrest over the past few years. It’s still safer and more prosperous than other countries in Latin America. There has been an influx of people fleeing Venezuela and elsewhere.

Buskers on the Santiago Metro – probably Venezuelans

There are more people eking out an existing by selling stuff on the sidewalk. But it’s still an interesting destination, as we’ll see.

Ilha de Fernando de Noronha

Sometimes it seems as if this trip is turning into a checking-off of bucket list destinations. We have wanted to visit Fernando de Noronha for a long time. (For one thing, we like islands.)

It’s about 360 km off the northeastern coast of Brazil. Noronha is an aspirational destination, kind of like a Hawaii for Brazilians. Not everyone can afford it, and it’s more expensive than the mainland. But almost everyone would like to go.

(We can imagine in five years or so, Noronha being featured in the weekend edition of the Globe and Mail as an ‘undiscovered gem’.)

We spend nine days here. Our accommodation is modest but comfy and conveniently close to ‘town’.

Maria puts in some hammock time

The ‘town’ is Vila dos Remédios, more of a village. The full-time population of the island is a little over 3,000.

Praia do Sancho

A big deal is made about Noronha being closer to Africa than it is to São Paulo, Brazil’s largest city. True or false? <Checks Google> Distance from Fernando de Noronha to São Paulo: 2,670 km. Distance from Fernando de Noronha to Cabo Verde (another former Portuguese possession): 2,489 km.

Praia do Cochorro

Really, the main attraction of Noronha is its beaches.

After a few excursions, we’re happy to go to a different beach each day and do nothing but relax and sip caipirinhas.

I remember years ago, Morrissey recorded a song in his signature angst-ridden style called The Lazy Sunbathers. In it, he berates vapid, selfish people pursuing a useless activity (non-activity?) while the world faces serious problems.

Guilty as charged

While walking, we meet one of Maria’s yoga buddies (see below). We are swarmed by her trio of mutts.

A thousand licks

Our island tour takes us to Praia do Sancho.

To descend to beach level, you have to clamber down a couple claustrophobia-inducing ladders.

This is one of several Noronha beaches voted by Trip Advisor as the ‘Best In The World’. We are immediately wary of ‘Best In The World’ claims.

Still. they are very nice.

Rare photo of Denis in the water

We stop for lunch at a ‘shark museum’. We can’t resist this mermaid-tail photo – it’s so appropriate for Maria.

Bonita sereia

Many places on the island are closed to people because they are being rehabilitated for wildlife. After all, most of the island is a national marine reserve.

We see the fuzzy young of some kind of seabird, very low on the branches of trees and ignoring the attention of people.

One day, we take a boat excursion to Sancho Beach.

The good ship ‘Só Deus’ – ‘God Alone’ 

On the way, we’re accompanied by troops of show-off spinner dolphins.

Among the punters

Another view of the ‘two brothers’, the island’s iconic rock formation.

Morro Dois Irmãos

On our last full day here, I set up shop on Praia da Cacimba do Padre. I close my eyes for a minute or so, and when I open them, there’s a black dog lying quietly at my feet. He stays with us for four hours.

‘Good doggie’

We may have to change the name of our site to ‘The Global Dog Blog’.

Sight or Insight of the Day

Maria likes to participate in yoga sessions whenever she gets the chance. While here, she gets to attend sessions in three special places.

  1. On the beach overlooking the Baía dos Porcos.

2. Another at a nearby pousada under the full moon.

3. Inside the 18th-century fortress that overlooks the ocean

The Pantanal, Part 2

So here we are, at the fazenda Barranco Alto.

This place is very special. Its founding family were Swiss. The management and administration of the fazenda passed down through several generations. The current patroa is Camilla, a former music teacher (in Switzerland) who leads the farm staff in stretching exercises at the daily morning meetings.

There’s a prevailing laid-back, gentle vibe. The lodge staff are interesting hybrid European-Brazilian mixtures. By default, there are no locks on the room doors. We’re too remote to attract criminals.

A life-saver for the fazenda during COVID: an extremely popular telenovela was made about the area, called -aptly – Pantanal. Many of its 167 episodes were filmed on location, providing work for the surrounding farms, lodges, and transport companies.

The fazenda also provided meals and accommodation to firefighters during the recent wildfires.

Our accommodation is half of a spacious duplex with a beautiful flame tree – an African import – outside.

Screened-in porch…rare in Brazil.

You don’t have to go far to see wildlife. This crab-eating fox saunters casually outside our door in the morning..

21st Century Fox

Guided excursions are included, using different methods of transport. One morning we go upriver by canoe. Yes, those are caimans on the shore. There are thousands of them around here.

The Great Canadian Canoe

Caimans of all sizes are everywhere – on the shore, in the river, crossing fields and forests, walking down the dirt tracks. The Brazilian Portuguese word for ‘caiman’ is ‘jacaré’.

‘See you later, alligator’ – ‘Maybe today, jacaré’

Here’s one munching on a catfish.

The long-sleeve shirt and pants are necessary to avoid being devoured by mosquitos. Lucky for us, they only seem to be a problem after a heavy rain.

Pass the DEET

The most common animal on the river – after caimans – is the capivara. (Capybara in Spanish. And English.)

Capivaras always seem so relaxed as they spend their days dreaming by the river.

Zzzzz…

There’s usually a dominant male around. He has a gland on his snout that he uses to mark his territory.

Check out the webbed feet

I have some capivara-skin shoes in my closet at home, from an earlier visit to Brazil.

We also see some resident giant otters. They’re hard to get close to, so no photos. And ‘giant’ is a relative term – they aren’t house-sized. Just larger than normal otters.

The Pantanal is a Mecca for birdwatchers. The stars of the show are the hyacinth macaws.

Mated for life

We don’t have a telephoto lens, so there are no dramatic close-up shots. Fortunately, the fazenda has a shelf full of high-quality binoculars for the use of the guests.

A fly-past of scarlet macaws

Hyacinth macaws spend a lot of time on the ground, looking for seeds and nuts.

There are many, many birds in the Pantanal- 656 species, according to WWF Brazil. Our guides seem to know the names and characteristics of all of them.

Here are a few other birds that we come across.

Tiger heron (Tigrisoma lineatum)
Bare-faced curassow (Crax fasciolata)
Green kingfisher (Chloroceryle americana)

There are toucans around as well, but seldom close enough to photograph.

Toucan – not exactly as illustrated

An alternative way to go is on horseback.

Saddle up!

Maria, being a gaucha, knows her way around a horse.

Happy Trails

I can’t make that claim, but manage to stay in the saddle.

Claudia leads the way

There is also the option of going for early evening safari drives. Sundowner drinks are included.

Jasper (a guest), Stephan (a guide), Claudia (a guide), and Fernando (a guide)

Our Belgian fellow-guest, Jasper, is an academic at the University of Ghent. Besides having a great sense of humour and being a keen hiker and birdwatcher, he’s one smart cookie. He contributes to scientific papers with titles such as: ‘SpliceRover: interpretable convolutional neural networks for improved splice site prediction‘, and ‘Few-shot Learning Using a Small-Sized Dataset of High-Resolution FUNDUS Images for Glaucoma Diagnosis‘.

We figure he’ll win a Nobel Prize one day. In a world in which large swaths of the population of Western countries don’t believe in vaccination, and barely-functioning idiotic sociopath Donald Trump holds a Svengali-like sway over an army of the unthinking, it’s refreshing to know there are a few bright sparks in the darkness.

Pantanal sunset

We are fortunate to see a tapir. Tapirs are often elusive. We track him on foot at a distance.

Shy guy

Tapirs always make me think of the opening scene in the film 2001: A Space Odyssey. They look like some creature from times long past, even though – nerd alert! – tapirs are found only in South America, not Africa.

A creature that is really elusive is the jaguar. Like most ambush predators. We see very fresh tracks several times, but not the big guy himself. (One of the staff says ‘You might not see a jaguar while you’re here, but there’s a good chance a jaguar has seen you!’) They show up regularly on the fazenda’s wildlife cam.

In consolation, there’s a very friendly tabby cat on the premises named Spike,

Sight or Insight of the Day

It’s a fact that the main reason there is so much wildlife here is because of its remoteness. It’s a challenge to get to, and a challenge to get back to civilization.

Inbound, over rickety bridges

Because it has so few people, it has lots of animals. As soon as humans begin settling in an area, every other form of life dwindles.

And according to WWF Brazil, it’s still under threat.

Outbound, through axle-deep mud

In this country, as in many countries in the world, people with the right connections could buy the entire Pantanal and turn it into a parking lot or a shopping mall. We hope this doesn’t happen for a long time.

The Pantanal, Part 1

We have wanted to come to the Pantanal for years. Decades, actually. Probably the biggest inhibitor is the considerable expense of visiting here. But we feel it’s time to bite the budgetary bullet.

The Brazilian Pantanal is a unique wetland, one of the world’s great ecosystems, brimming with flora and fauna.

Like many places, it has suffered grievously from the changing climate. After years of severe drought, it was ravaged this year by extensive wildfires. (More info here.) This takes a sad toll on the abundant wildlife.

We arrive from Porto Alegre (via São Paulo) at Campo Grande airport. We like these tropical airports where everything is al fresco, including disembarkation from the aircraft.

Welcome to the state of Mato Grosso do Sul

Campo Grande isn’t on many people’s list of must-see cities, but has its attractions. One is the aquarium in the Campo Grande Biopark.

It claims to be the largest freshwater aquarium in the world.

In the shadow world

Brazil used to have public telephone booths known as ‘orelhões‘ or ‘big ears’. Like most telephone booths worldwide, they are nearly extinct. We find one – minus its phone – in the shape of a hyacinth macaw.

Big bird

Did we mention that our hotel has an enormous dog named Thor? He spends most of the day trying to cool off on the tiled floor.

Good dog, Thor!

We visit the Dom Bosco Museum, which has artifacts from what used to be the local indigenous people.

The most fascinating is this collection of funeral masks. The description says they are rare because the ritual is no longer used by the people involved, and that they used to be burned after use.

Out of the fire

An interesting cultural note: Campo Grande was at one time the home of a coterie of Japanese immigrants. As a result, soba noodles are a local specialty.

Kanpai!

Another local delicacy is pastry filled with alligator meat. (More accurately, caiman meat.) We try one at the mercado municipal.

The adventure begins. We wake up at five AM for the grueling five-hour 4X4 drive to our fazenda. On the way, we are blocked by a sea of the regional cattle.

These are wrangled by the local cowboys known as Pantaleiros. They aren’t quite as fancy as the Gauchos in Rio Grande do Sul.

‘Passa Boi!’

On the drive in, we see a giant anteater far off in a field. They look as if they’re wearing very comfy pajamas.

‘Tamanduá’ in Portuguese

After hours of bouncing around like dice in a cup, we arrive at Fazenda Barranco Alto. We first heard about this place from a very interesting and well-traveled Hungarian woman we met while visiting Bhutan in 2019. She had nothing but good things to say about it.

Thanks for the tip, Anita

Sight or Insight of the Day

This is going to be a short one.

A few days ago, the people of the United States of America inexplicably voted for Donald Trump to be their President.

May God have mercy on our souls.

Gramado and Capivari

We visit Maria’s cousin Marilia in Gramado, a beautiful town in the hills.

Here, Maria and Marilia admire the view from a lookout.

The lookout is covered in lembranças. Surprisingly, Wikipedia – which has information about almost everything under the sun – has no info about these common Brazil-wide souvenirs, but an informative page can be found here.

Gramado has an unusual thing about Christmas. Months before, the city is decorated like a sort of Southern North Pole. This, among other attractions, draws hundreds of thousands of visitors.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

It’s very clean and safe. There are a lot of chocolate shops in this town. They are all good.

There is a generally alpine/Germanic look about the architecture.

Because it’s in the hills, the climate is cooler than the coast.

Still looking a lot like Christmas…

We are still in the state of Rio Grande do Sul, so there gaucho culture is on display everywhere. For instance, this ornate leather saddle.

Back in the Saddle Again

And yes, plenty of meat is consumed. We go out to the restaurant MLBK (‘Malbec’ – get it?) and score free t-shirts from the owner, thanks to Marilia’s connections.

Off limits for vegans

We return to Porto Alegre and from there drive with Zequinha to Candinho’s fazenda in Capivari.

This is Candinho’s house.

We enjoy sitting outside in the morning, drinking coffee, reading, and listening to the hundreds of birds around the house.

For some reason, I really like this gaucho-style stool. It looks very folkloric.

Not far away are the multiple silos of Candinho’s successful family seed business.

Brazil’s rice belt

Besides the seed business, Cadinho farms many hectares of rice, soya, and corn.

They also raise beef cattle.

Brazilian beef on the hoof

As is tradition, we are treated to another feast of meat. Candinho’s son João Vitor returns from a 12-hour shift in the fields – it’s planting season here – to prepare a wonderful churrasco.

…aided by his charming wife, Gabi.

Soon, it’s time to depart from Rio Grande do Sul and fly to Mato Grosso do Sul.

Sight or Insight of the Day

Today is October 31st – Hallowe’en. Appropriately enough, US presidential candidate Donald Trump is cosplaying as a garbageman.

‘McDonald’s didn’t want me back’

If Mr. Trump doesn’t get elected, he’d better get used to wearing orange.

Driver says – ‘Shouldn’t you be riding in the back?

Of course, he has a hard time heaving his ungainly, elephantine bulk into the cab. The golden-tongued former president then shares some words of wisdom with the press about how disappointed he is that the opposition is using disparaging terms to refer to his followers.