From Zanzibar to Malawi

On our last day in Zanzibar, we go for another snorkeling excursion.

The good ship ‘Henya’

It’s raining on this side of the island, but more gently than before. Besides, we’re going to be in the bath-temperature water all morning anyway.

Maria schmoozes with the crew

There is a fantastic reef just a few kilometres away. Besides lots of fish – sorry, no underwater photos – we can see the wreck of the cable-laying ship Great Northern lying on the bottom.

View of Stone Town from the sea

Back near our hotel, Maria purchases a dashiki-like blouse in an act of solidarity with our friendly hotel staff.

Looks like a girl group

In a remarkably normal flight next morning, we arrive in Blantyre, Malawi.

Hills surrounding Blantyre

Our accommodation in Blantyre is an oasis of calm surrounded by a lively bus station.

The garden at Doogle’s

We also eat here. One night we have pizza from a wood oven. It doesn’t hold a candle to our brother-in-law Chris’s wood oven pizza. People have been known to drive a hundred kilometres for Chris’s pizza. (Well, those ‘people’ are US, but no matter…)

It’s time for some more intensive near-term planning.

Garden view

In our quest to find a competent SIM card supplier, we visit a shopping mall. Like many urban places in Africa, there are shops that specialize in supplies for small farmers; seeds, fertilizer, hoes, etc.

In the window, we see something you don’t see everyday: snake repellant.

We wonder if they make ‘Monkey Repel’

Malawi reminds us of Mozambique in several ways. For one thing, people walk everywhere. For another, the women here wear wrap-around skirts called ‘chitenges‘ (ChiTENjay). Like the Mozambique equivalent ‘capulana‘, they come in thousands of bright colours and lively patterns.

Chitenge parade

Our first destination is the Zomba Plateau. The quaint town of Zomba at the foot of the plateau was the capital of Malawi until 1974.

(Maria likes the sound of the name ‘Zomba’. We give this name to our new rented wheels, a sort of mini 4WD vehicle made by Suzuki.)

We plan to spend the night here, but a combination of rainy weather and the non-existence of our targeted campsite convince us to move on.

From atop the plateau

On our drive back down the plateau, we pass many bicycles overladen with firewood.

Wooda, shoulda, coulda…

We end up spending the night in Liwonde. There is a national park near Liwonde, but we are reserving our game viewing for larger parks.

Zomba stationed outside our bungalow

Our bungalows have carvings identifying the cabins. Ours is the Buffalo cabin. In the morning, we find a tiny tree frog sleeping in the eye socket of our carving.

Jeepers peepers

This is Damiano. He’s preparing our dinner of grilled chicken and vegetables with rice.

There are mango trees everywhere in Malawi. So of course there are mangos for sale all over the place.

Mangolandia

We catch our first glimpse of Lake Malawi. This is the prominent feature of the country.

The eponymous Lake Malawi

The lake is a source of fish. These ladies are drying fish on top and getting shelter from the sun below.

Sprat on a hot tin roof

The countryside is embellished by flame trees.

Delonix Regia

More overladen bicycles. These men are carrying great sacks of charcoal.

Coal runnings

Our goal today is Cape Maclear, on a scenic peninsula that juts out into the southern end of the lake.

We arrive in Chembe village. In addition to the usual small motorized fishing boats, there are a lot of these craft, carved out of a single log.

Old-school dugout construction

We stay at the Chembe Eagle’s Nest Resort. It’s at the quiet end of the beach.

When we arrive, we are the only guests, besides a pair of Finnish women camping in their snazzy Land Rover.

A blogger’s work is never done

This gentleman is delivering the fish for our dinner. They’re kampango, which we later learn are under threat from overfishing.

The fish man cometh

We’re thinking of spending three nights here. It’s tranquil and uncrowded at this time of the year.

Time for a sundowner

Sight or Insight of the Day

One thing we forgot to mention about Zanzibar. We are shocked – shocked, I tell you – to discover that it’s a hotbed of sex tourism for European women looking to hook up with Masai men.

Once you go Masai, you never go back – photo pillaged off the Web

At first we thought these Masai come from the mainland to flog trinkets on the beach and charge to have their photo taken with visitors. Like in Kenya. Then we noticed there were a suspicious amount of single women treating their Masai ‘companions’ to drinks and giggly conversations. Finally our hotel manager removed the scales from our eyes.

What can be the attraction? The mind boggles.

Zanzibar – East Coast

Reader, it did eventually stop raining.

We arrange transport to the east side of the island and spend three nights in Matemwe. Shortly after our arrival, the sun finally comes out.

We stay at the Seles Hotel. (Well, actually, at a nearby private annex.)

After days of torrential downpours, it’s a pleasure to sit in the sun.

Sand and suds

It’s very relaxing. Relatively little harassment from people selling stuff on the beach.

A local cycles by

We go on a snorkeling/scuba excursion to the Mnemba Atoll, just offshore from Mnemba Island.

Excursion

This is what he coast looks like from the small boat that takes us to the atoll.

We see lots of fish, including a mantis shrimp.

Maria can’t resist going for a swim in between snorkeling sites.

This photo shows the unearthly blue of the waters surrounding the atoll on the return trip.

Almost Caribbean blue

Our next stop is Kiwengwa, a village down the coast.

It shares the same powdery white sand as Matemwe. We’ve never seen such a clean beach in a developing country. Probably because the locals don’t have the money to purchase consumables that turn into trash.

The Sipano Lodge is our home for the next few days.

Our hotel in the background

One unusual aspect of Kiwengwa is the use of lateen-sailed catamarans. Just 15 kilometres up the coast, all of the boats have outboard motors.

The canvas can do miracles…

We can’t resist cat pictures. This is Rafiki, the hotel’s resident cat.

Rafiki at rest

These places are in a transitional state of touristic development. There are extremely expensive private resorts owned by global European hotel chains like Melia and TUI. But there are also many medium-priced accommodations. But not too many.

In another ten years, the seafront will probably be full of concrete monstrosities and abandoned, half-completed construction sites, like Mexico and Turkey.

The place is not yet overrun with Russians. We have found that many places Russians like to go to are sort of disreputable. We have yet to figure out if Russians go to them because they’re disreputable (that is, nobody scolds them about their journalist-murdering, baby-killing fascist regime), or they become disreputable because Russians go there.

Sight or Insight of the Day

There is always trouble in Paradise.

This place is so beautiful. But following the global trend, so many beachfront places have atrocious music blaring out from gigantic speakers at atom-shattering volume. Why anyone would prefer to hear brain-dead techno music instead of the sound of the sea and the wind blowing through the palms is beyond comprehension.

Zanzibar

After a chaotic day of flying from Nairobi – don’t ask – we finally arrive in Zanzibar.

What is it about the name ‘Zanzibar’? I remember first hearing the word as a kid in the theme song for schlocky 60’s sitcom ‘The Patty Duke Show‘, about two kooky look-alike cousins:

‘Meet Cathy, who’s lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Berkeley Square…’

Rooftop view of Zanzibar

It just sounded so exotic. Even today, our brother-in-law Chris says ‘Zanzibar! That’s such a fun word to say!’

The old town, known as ‘Stone Town’, is a warren of narrow streets and alleyways.

Our hotel is on this street

Intricately carved wooden doors are a Zanzibari thing. We pass a madrasa where we see boys hunched over their Korans, deep in study. We are invited in, but only because we might take their photograph and give them some money. We politely decline.

Madrasa student tries to extract a donation

There are heritage buildings that have been turned into hotels much fancier than ours.

The Emerson Spice Hotel

My main interest in Zanzibar is as the heart of the former Indian Ocean slave trade. Zanzibar was the main outpost of an Omani Arab empire that bled central and eastern Africa dry of countless people that was a match in barbarity and cruelty with the Atlantic slave trade.

It was finally stamped out by the British.

‘Am I Not A Man and A Brother?’

You don’t hear about this much in the West because it doesn’t match the Western-people-bad-everyone-else-good narrative that simple people use to make sense of their world. You certainly don’t hear about it in modern Oman.

Even though modern surviving slavery is largely restricted to Muslim countries – Mauretania, Sudan, Libya, the Gulf States – black people seem to be willing to give a pass to their former Arab taskmasters. There is no movement demanding reparations from the Gulf State gazillionaires.

(There was a smidgen of Karmic payback. During the 1964 Zanzibar Revolution, thousands of Arab and Asian Zanzibaris had their property looted and were then tortured, raped, and killed. Most survivors fled the island.)

A different kind of market. We stop to watch an auction take place at the fish market.

Present-day Zanzibar has lots of very pettable cats in the streets.

The lap of luxury

As we tend to do when near the sea – Zanzibar is an island – we treat ourselves to a good dinner of seafood.

Lobster Thermidor and a cold Serengeti

It might not be common knowledge, but the late vocalist for the band Queen started life in Zanzibar as Farrokh Bulsara. So of course, there is a Freddy Mercury Museum.

(His Zoroastrian family fled to England after the, um, disturbances in 1964 mentioned above.)

He will, he will rock you…

In the 1980’s, my friend Ann and I attended a Queen concert at the Westfalenhallen in Dortmund, Germany. It was a pretty rockin’ event, as I recall.

Sight or Insight of the Day

It rains a lot our first few days in Zanzibar. I mean, it hammers down in great deluges and solid walls of water for at least eighteen hours. We’ve never seen anything like it, not even in the Andaman Islands.

Here Comes The Flood…

The tin roofs of most buildings make a hellish clatter as the rain smashes down on them. The streets are awash. We begin to wonder if the rain will ever end.

‘Kwaheri, Kenya’

That is, so long! We are departing for Zanzibar soon.

Now where were we? After overnighting in Nairobi, our next destination is Amboseli National Park.

Kimana Gate, Amboseli

The dominant feature in Amboseli is Mount Kilimanjaro, which looms over the border in Tanzania.

‘…sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti…’

It becomes a personal challenge to see how many photos we can get with Kilimanjaro in the background.

Antelope and Kilimanjaro
Zebra and Kilimanjaro
Elephant and Kilimanjaro
Homo Sapiens and Kilimanjaro

There are many elephants in this park.

Mother and young one

There’s lots of water for them to cool off in.

Lots of interesting birds, too. We see this saddle-billed stork successfully catch fish in the marsh at the side of the road.

Gotcha!

We also see a flock of distinctive gray crowned cranes.

A gray crowned crane is the central feature of the Ugandan flag.

Flag of Uganda

Our campsite is, um, pretty basic, with sporadic electricity and running water. We really enjoy it, though. The three nights we spend here, we sit in the light of a full moon with a glass of wine and listen to the jackals.

Cookin’ with gas

A full-blown crisis erupts on our last morning in Amboseli: our car key is stuck in the rear door lock. All our worldly goods are in the car. The key is also the ignition key.

A local ‘mechanic’ is summoned. It takes two hours of patience to fit a length of stiff wire through the window weather-stripping to unlatch the door. It takes another hour and a half to dismantle the rear lock and free the key. Our bacon is saved.

Of course, this draws a crowd .

‘Everybody wants to get into the act!’ – Jimmy Durante

We are finally on our way to Tsavo West National Park. We take a shortcut via an unpaved road to our destination.

Parts of the landscape have well-tended, hand-worked fields. It looks more idyllic than the usual roadside scenery.

Green acres

Other parts look parched and neglected. Water is a big issue everywhere in Kenya.

The ‘short’ rainy season is due to start any day now.

The rains are coming

Finally, we arrive at Jipe Lake. We stay at the delightful Lake Jipe Eco Camp.

That’s Tanzania across the lake

Next day, we set out through the Jipe Gate of the park.

Distinctive red soil

This is an enormous park (9065 square kilometres). One straight stretch follows the border fence for about twenty kilometres.

Our goal is Mzima Springs. These springs gush out from under the volcanic mountains and are one of the main sources of water for Mombasa, hundreds of kilometres away.

Croque madame

The water here is crystal clear. Besides hippos and crocodiles, there are unusual blue carp.

I carry a stick to beat any over-inquisitive monkeys

Another hippo pool

As usual, we get lost. Maria is now on a first-name basis with the park manager, after phoning several times for explicit directions.

We come across a giraffe that blends in surprisingly well with the tree he’s standing next to.

We cross the Rhodesia Bridge. This has been here since the beginning of World War One, when (British) East Africa declared war on nearby (German) East Africa (modern Tanzania).

Bridge-bashing Jambo

In the cool forest that lines this river, we see a mamma elephant and her little one.

Like a scene from pre-history

We cross over an abandoned stretch of the Uganda Railway, built by the British (with almost exclusively Indian labour) and completed in 1901.

Narrow-gauge railway

By the time we get back, the hippos are grazing by the lake.

Lake Jipe

Our final day of driving takes us down the notoriously attention-demanding Mombasa-Nairobi Road. According to Wikipedia:

‘Due to the volume of traffic, and the concentration of heavy-duty transport vehicles, the route is accident-prone, accounting for a large number of injuries and fatalities in the region. In 2013 alone, 3,179 people lost their lives in traffic accidents on the combined Mombasa–Malaba Road.’

We survive to reach the Wildebeest Eco Camp one more time for our last few days in Kenya.

Unusually orderly craft stalls along the Mombasa-Nairobi Road

Sight or Insight of the Day

We notice these signs around Kenya wherever public servants are handling money.

You must be kidding

Notably around the Nairobi National Museum. Which is pretty rich, considering the management of the museum have been busted embezzling hundreds of millions of Kenyan schillings recently.

Probably a paper shredder inside

As in most of Africa, people here are very poorly served by their government.

Naivasha and Masai Mara

From Thomson’s Falls, we drive to Naivasha.

Approaching Lake Naivasha

We never tire of seeing how much cargo can be put on a small motorcycle.

The flower industry is a big employer in Kenya, especially around Lake Naivasha and the area around Mount Kenya. These enormous greenhouses are everywhere.

In keeping with our Born Free-themed tour of Kenya, we visit Elsamere, the former home of George and Joy Adamson.

At home in Elsamere

The price of admission includes tea on the lawn.

The grounds contain a troop of striking colobus monkeys.

‘Everything looks worse in black and white’ – Paul Simon

One macabre exhibit is the Land Rover in which George Adamson was murdered. According to Wikipedia:

“On 20 August 1989, George Adamson was murdered near his camp in Kora National Park, by Somali bandits, when he went to the rescue of his assistant and a young European tourist. He was 83 years old.” 

See you in another life, George

Joy Adamson was also murdered nine years earlier in 1980 by a disgruntled employee.

In our campground, a large party of young Muslim girls camps overnight for some kind of Islamic jamboree.

Pajama party

While in Naivasha, we visit Hell’s Gate National Park. This park is unique because you can rent a bicycle and ride through it. Large predators are not an issue.

Maria is smiling because I haven’t told her yet how potentially dangerous the buffalo in the background can be.

Speaking of excess cargos earlier: the way in which our rental bikes arrive at the park gate is by motorcycle. Seven or eight bicycles are strapped onto the back of a motorcycle and delivered to clients.

A precarious load

The Olkaria V geothermal power plant is in the middle of the park.

Looks like a Bond villain’s lair

We favour Shell gas stations. They have the cleanest bathrooms, the best coffee, and you can always pay with a credit card.

On the way to Masai Mara

In Masai Mara National Reserve, we stay in the rather rustic Aruba Mara campsite. We see a convoy of safari vehicles gathered in one location. It’s a leopard.

She leaves, calmly ignoring the circus of Land Cruisers and Land Rovers.

Masai Mara has plenty of wide-open vistas. Good for spotting animals.

One day we drive across the park to the Mara Bridge.

These colourful agama lizards are common. They look like they’re wearing a Spiderman costume.

We stay at Aruba Masai Camp. We complain to a camp employee, John, that we haven’t seen any lions yet. Especially because there is a BBC program, ‘Big Cat Diary’, that is filmed here and which shows lions galore.
John says ‘I can show you many lions.’ So we take him up on his offer on our next game drive.

Maria and Masai John

(That’s our tent in the background.)

John rides shotgun while I drive.

‘…and I’m wondering where the lions are…’

Sure enough, we soon spy a lioness snoozing under a bush.

We also find a male and female.

Connubial bliss

We hit the mother load of lions – dozens of females scattered around like downed tenpins. Apparently when lions aren’t hunting, they spend most of the time sleeping.

The Lions Sleep Tonight

When they finally wake up, they become 150-kilo tawny bundles of pure muscle.

There are a number of young males. They like resting atop small grassy hills to keep an eye on things.

The Prince of Beasts

On the way back, we stop at a hippo pool. Just about any body of water in Africa is likely to be a hippo pool.

I feel slightly underdressed next to John’s Masai regalia.

The next day, John shows us a shortcut that avoids crossing the park. (And paying sky-high park fees.)

At one point, we ford a river in which a vehicle has already been stranded mid-stream. But Jambo has no problem thrashing across.

Sight or Insight of the Day

On our drive from Masai Mara to Amboseli, we break our journey once more at the Wildebeest Eco Camp in Nairobi.

Office hours

We have a single day to do some concentrated research regarding flight bookings and hotel reservations. As usual, we monopolize an entire table with our panoply of books and gadgets.

Samburu and Thomson’s Falls

Our next stop is Samburu National Reserve. (There is a difference between a ‘National Park’ and a ‘National Reserve’, but we don’t know what it is.)

On the way, we pass what appears to be a market for second-hand clothes.

Glad rags

We reach the park gate well before sunset.

Archer’s Poste Gate, Samburu

The Samburu National Reserve was one of the two areas in which George Adamson and Joy Adamson raised Elsa the lioness. Possibly the world’s most famous lion not created by Walt Disney.

Samburu is very scenic. There’s a river. There are some mountains. In between is the wildlife.

The Ewaso Ngiro River flows through the park on its way to Somalia.

Ewaso Ngiro River

We are fortunate to come across a family of five cheetahs. Or maybe it’s a gang.

Rarely spotted

This gives an idea of how close these beasts are.

There are many elephants in Samburu, too.

This elephant looks small, compared to my head in the foreground. Don’t be deceived.

When we depart, we have a plan to drive to Thomson’s Falls via a scenic route. First we head north, on the Isiolo-Moyale section of the A2.

This excellent road goes to Moyale, on the Ethiopian border.

Thanks, Chinese Belt-and-Road Initiative!

We soon turn off onto a dirt road. This is it for the next few hundred kilometres.

The local Samburu people herd camels, as well as the usual sheep and goats.

Dreaming of the desert?

Like most Kenyan towns, the ones we go through are impoverished and not very inviting.

The Samburu women, however, are very statuesque.

Samburu Vogue

Our original plan turns out to be a risky proposition. The road is not good, fuel is a concern, signage is nonexistent. By midday we have travelled a fraction of our desired itinerary. So we backtrack to the main road and take the easy way to Nyahururu (the updated name for the-town-formerly-known-as-Thomson’s-Falls).

We treat ourselves to a stay at the Thomson’s Falls Lodge. It has a slightly run down colonial air, but is still comfy. The gardens are superb.

Pine House, Thomson’s Falls Lodge

The falls themselves are fun to visit, after a challenging hike down a very slippery path.

Seventy-four metres high

A party of schoolchildren are eager to be in our photo.

‘Wazungu! Wazungu! – that is, ‘white people!’

Note we are dressed for the weather. Nyahururu is supposed to be the ‘highest town in Kenya’. So it’s chilly.

Sight or Insight of the Day

Speaking of elephants, we receive a nocturnal visit from one. Back in Samburu, we stayed in these sturdy safari tents.

During the first night, we awake to the sound of the tree outside our tent being systematically de-branched a couple of metres away. It’s as if a clumsy giant were tramping through a forest of giant dry underbrush.

Midnight snack

In the pitch-black, all we can hear is the noise of branches being ripped off of the tree, seemingly right beside our heads. It’s a good thing we weren’t staying in our own easily-squishable tent!

Nairobi to Meru

We spend our first four nights in Kenya at the Wildebeest Eco Camp. Its leafy environs are on the outskirts of gritty, crime-ridden Nairobi, in the posh neighbourhood of Karen.

Keep an eye out for thieving monkeys

Karen is named after Danish author Karen Blixen, whose farm was nearby. As a long-time lover of all things Danish, I smugly boast about reading Out of Africa years before the Redford-Streep film came out.

We enjoy visiting the homes of writers, so hire a driver take us there.

 ‘I had a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills…’

Our single foray into central Nairobi is to the Nairobi National Museum.

Kenyan schoolkids

Finally, we take delivery of our rental vehicle, a Toyota Land Cruiser Prado, and head north out of town.

We name our new wheels Jambo. This is Swahili for ‘hello’.

Nairobi traffic

There’s always something interesting being transported by motorcycle in these countries. This one is carrying a load of cornstalks.

Wide load

From time to time we pass though lively market towns.

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Street life

Meru National Park is our first destination. We are on a bit of a Born Free kick, having recently re-read this classic. Meru is where Elsa was returned to the wild and where she was buried.

One day, we try to drive to Elsa’s grave site, but are forced to turn back by the badness of the road, even for our 4X4 vehicle.

Baobab, Jambo, and chauffeur

Kenya Wildlife Services have recently changed the way park fees and accommodation are paid for. It’s very confusing. (Even the park employees are stymied.) Only on the third day of our stay do we succeed in paying our bill, after hands-on tutoring from a pair of park rangers, Salim and Deka.

I get by with a little help from my friends

A major difference between this trip and previous self-drive trips in Africa: this time, we have a full-size 4X4 vehicle. Kind of a necessity in Kenya.

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An elephant crosses the road in the distance

One issue with Jambo is that he sucks up fuel like a – well, like a two-ton-plus SUV. Fuel is around 2.15 CDN$ per litre here.

We run low while in the southern part of the park, so visit a village just outside the gate for a top-up.

Centre of attention

Unlike game parks in southern Africa, Kenyan game parks are emphatically not set up for individual travelers. There are no maps. Everything is geared toward tour groups spending astronomical amounts

Into the great wide open

The animals are what it’s all about. We plan on spending lots of time on game drives.

We come across an elephant by surprise around a bend. It makes a bluff charge, with indignant huffing and ear-flapping.

Back off!

Our accommodation is a banda, a sort of simple cottage. It has running water, but no electricity. There are no cooking facilities. (We bring our own.) The screens are full of holes.

It’s unfenced, so all kinds of critters wander around at night, including hippos.

It does have an outdoor cooking area, caged to keep out the local wildlife.

“We are all living in cages with the door wide open.” – George Lucas

The resident vervet monkeys are able to slip in through a gap between the roof and the cage walls. This one filched a carrot and a cucumber. I got the cucumber back.

Ill-gotten gains

Sight or Insight of the Day

Africa has a lot of plants that grow aggressive spikes. Which then fall to the ground.

Traps for the unwary

These can easily pierce the bottom of a flipflop when stepped on. I speak from experience!

Into Africa, Again

Where has the time gone? After coming back from Cyprus in February, it was good to be home. But it’s already time to be dusting off the travelling shoes.

Among our activities: visiting the farm of our friends Eric and Katti near Ottawa and hoisting a few baby goats.

Just Kidding

In April, we go to Brazil for a couple of weeks. Strictly a family visit. We eat a lot of meat.

In Porto Alegre with Lucia, Zequinha, and Candhino

Our nephew has a cabanha, that is, a stable where he trains horses for gaucho-style competitions. Sort of like a rodeo.

Horsin’ around is a serious business

Back in Canada, most of our time is spent at the cottage.

Lakeside

Maria played lots of pickleball in several locations, including the courts of our condo.

Pickleball queen – photo by Sabri El-Harim

Traditional bicycle trip to Prince Edward County with our friends Pete, Judith, John, and Diane. (John and Diane missing from photo.) This takes place around my birthday in September.

Saddle up

It’s a good excuse to visit wineries and enjoy some fine food.

Sight or Insight of the Day

And they’re off! We depart in the middle of the night for a flight from Ottawa to Newark. From which we take a taxi to JFK. After a 14-hour flight, we arrive in Nairobi.

Our first stop is the Nairobi Giraffe Centre.

Giraffe pick

These people work ro conserve the nearly-extinct Rothschild’s giraffe.

You can hand-feed them with the provided giraffe chow. Which looks a lot like rabbit food.

Everyone gets into the act.

Junior giraffe

Gratuitous giraffe joke: Some giraffes can grow up to 18 feet.

But most only have 4.

So Long, Cyprus

After problems with our blog software, it’s time for an update. Long overdue, in fact.

We visit the ruins of Salamis, near Famagusta.

Unpillaged pillars of Salamis

Among the ruins are a theatre, several baths, and a public toilet that seats 44 people. A lot of the local villages have used the ruins as a source of building materials.

Greek plaque recycled as a paving stone

We enjoy the sunny weather ahead of our fast-approaching return to Canada.

Maria in Salamis

Here and there are the remains of mosaics and frescos. This one is about the myth of Hylas, our guide book tells us.

Remains of a fresco

Next, we visit the Monastery of Saint Barnabas.

St. Barnabas Monastery

Barnabas was a Cypriot Jew who became an ealy Christian convert and accompanied Saint Paul on some of his travels. Nearby is an underground crypt that once held his remains, so we’re told.

The monastery was abandoned after the Turkish invasion of 1974. Now, the interior of the church is an icon museum.

Icons

Our next stop is the ancient city of Enkomi.

Slightly off the tourist path

It’s a sobering fact that this was once a thriving walled city, mentioned in the El Amarna letters in Egypt and in documents from Ugarit on the coast of Syria. Today, little remains besides a pile of stones in a field full of sheep that the wind whistles through. It’s barely even signposted – you have to go looking for it.

Where the streets have no name

Back in Cyprus proper, we spend three nights in Pernera, a place that is normally humming with tourist activity. At the tail end of January, it’s eerily deserted. We are surrounded by shops, restaurants, and hotels, all closed. Even the ATMs are non-functioning at this time of year. There are more stray cats around than people.

Pernera Beach

Saint Nicholas Church is right by the sea. You can walk right in.

Saint Nicholas Church, Pernera

Down the coast is Green Bay, a popular dive spot in the summer. It’s rough and cold at this time of year, though.

Rough waters of Green Bay

That doesn’t stop Maria from going in for a snorkel. Fortunately, we find a wetsuit left outside a shuttered dive shop. Maria borrows it for the duration of our stay in Proteras.

At the southeast corner of Cyprus is the scenic Cape Greco.

Cape Greco

Among the visitors is a man who resembles Russia’s bloody-handed dictator Vladimir Putin, bare chest and all. It’s probably not him, considering one of the party is wearing a Ukrainian flag T-shirt.

We’re glad it’s not Vlad

We’ve really enjoyed our time here. Good food, good wine, good people, lots of interesting things to see. It’s difficult to imagine Cyprus as an international hotspot.

The sea-bound coast

There doesn’t seem to be any easy solution for the island’s troubles. Official Greek Cyprus wants its land back without making any concessions to the Turkish-speaking minority. Turkey, in its current Neo-Ottoman Empire mood of aggressive expansion, is unwilling to vacate the third of the island it invaded and occupied illegally. Meanwhile, the South enjoys the free-running taps of European Union cash, while Northern Cypriots are fated to be an appendage of Turkey.

Sight or Insight of the Day

After a few more days back in Larnaca, we begin our journey home. Our route is Larnaca – London, London – Toronto, and Toronto – Ottawa, returning to freezing temperatures and drifts of snow.

The first thing we see when touching down on arrival in Cyprus is a salt lake full of flamingos beside Larnaca Airport. The salt lake dries up in the summer, so the flamingos are strictly winter visitors.

Courtesy of the Larnaka Tourism Board

And it’s also the last thing we see as we drive Zeno back to the rental office at the same airport. We’ll miss Cyprus.

Land’s End and Famagusta

From Kyrenia, we drive to the end of what we call the ‘tail’ of Cyprus, shown here in a red circle.

A Tail of Two Countries

It’s very scenic. Little traffic, especially at this time of year.

From time to time, we come across small Orthodox churches that have been repurposed into something else (because most of the Greek Cypriots fled to the south in 1974).

Another castle. This one is Kantara Castle.

From the peak, you can see the Mediterranean to the North and to the South.

The coast is lovely on a sunny day.

As we approach the tip of the peninsula, we see signs to beware of the feral donkeys that inhabit this area.

Beware of the donkeys

We come prepared with a bag of carrots. They’re obviously used to getting handouts. The younger ones are fuzzy and irresistibly cute.

Think he would fit in the back seat?

Passing through Dipkarpaz, the last town of any size.

It’s very fertile around here – lots of lush green fields.

The road to nowhere

We spend a few nights in a stone house on the waterfront.

It’s so close to the sea, the sound of the waves can be heard all night.

Heading back down the coast, we stop briefly at Golden Beach.

Golden Beach

It would be nicer if there wasn’t so much garbage around. After fifty years of Turkish occupation, North Cyprus looks very much like Turkey. This includes the cavalier attitude most developing countries have to living amid mountains of trash.

Cyprus proper, on the other hand, looks like Europe.

Maria tests the waters

The road leading down to Famagusta Bay is bright with flowers. Again, there is almost no traffic.

Famagusta is where we spend the next few days. It’s a walled city, full of historic buildings. Like the Lala Mustafa Pasha Mosque, formerly known as the Cathedral of St Nicholas.

Church/mosque exterior

It’s interesting to speculate that there would be a lot more of these churches-turned-into-mosques if the Muslim armies had not been defeated at the Siege of Vienna or the Battle of Tours, to name just two pivotal events.

Church/mosque interior

We stay at a location a few minutes walk from the Old Town.

A local relaxes in the town square

One of many churches that didn’t survive is St.George’s Cathedral.

Ruins of St. George’s Cathedral

The wall surrounding the city was built by the Lusignans and later improved by the Venetians. A major fortification is the Othello Castle.

The Lion of St. Mark, symbol of Venice

(The term ‘Othello Castle’ is a bit of fabricated tourist razzmatazz. In the play, Othello’s arrival point is described simply as ‘A Sea-port in Cyprus’. )

Othello Castle, interior

Sight or Insight of the Day

I remember years ago reading The World Without Us, a book that describes what the world will look like when humans are gone. There is a section in that book on the neighbourhood of Varosha to the south of Famagusta.

This was a beachy holiday spot until the Turkish invasion of 1974. The Greek Cypriot inhabitants fled for their lives, leaving behind a ghost town.

Until very recently, this was fenced with barbed wire and strictly off-limits to tourist and civilians.

Now, it has become a macabre tourist attraction.

Bullet-and-shell pocked damage to an abandoned hotel

There is a UN post keeping an eye on things.

Blue berets on duty

The bizarre abandoned resorts go on for miles down the coast.

We both agree we’ve never seen anything like it. It’s like traveling in time to 1974. We take many photos, but you get the picture with this limited selection.