KGZ Road Trip, Continued

We’ve seen a lots of yurts in the landscape: it’s time to stay in one for a few days. The yurt camp we choose is on the south side of the big lake. To get there, we drive 14 KMs down the Ak Sai Canyon.

Ak Sai Canyon

It’s wonderfully isolated, not a soul around (almost).

‘In my solitude, you haunt me…’ – Billie Holiday

Usually, small groups arrive late in the afternoon, have a meal, sleep over, and depart next morning. So we have most of the days completely to ourselves.

Home sweet home

These yurts are almost as authentic in build and appearance as the ones we saw in the National History museum. (There are a lot of cheap versions around.)

Plotting our next destination

A woodstove keeps things warm at night.

Comfy inside

‘Woodstove’ is a bit of a misnomer: these are fueled nightly with a mix of compressed cattle dung and coal.

Renewable fuel

Meals are served in the Dining Yurt. Well-carpeted in shyrdak carpets (as are the guest yurts.)

You can get good info talking with the guides that accompany groups.

Chatting with a Kyrgyz guide

If you enjoy seeing small animals ripped to bits for your entertainment, you can arrange to see an ‘eagle show’. We skip this.

The eagle men

Our next stop is a couple of days in the central town of Naryn.

Life is, indeed, a highway

On a whim, we set out for a drive along the Kichi-Naryn Gorge.

The road to Kichi-Naryn

It’s a scenic drive to the beginning of the gorge, but partway, we find the road still muddy and not cleared of the winter snow yet. We do the mature thing and bail.

Bridge over the Naryn River

The next day, we head south for a daytrip to Tash Rabat, near the border with China.

The Tien Shan Range in the distance

The road traffic is almost exclusively large trucks coming in from over the Torugart Pass. Our destination is the Tash Rabat ‘Caravanserai’.

New tin roof for protection

I put ‘caravanserai’ in quotes because it’s not 100% certain what the function of this building was. (A caravanserai was an overnight resting house for traders on the Silk Road.)

Plenty of room at the inn

Some think it may have been a Nestorian Christian monastery. Or a Buddhist monastery.

Tash Rabat means ‘stone lodging’

Anyway, it has dozens of small, cell-like rooms. It almost looks like a Roman fort we saw once in the Tunisian Sahara.

On the way to Tash Rabat, we see hundreds of creatures that resemble gophers or groundhogs. Turns out they’re long-tailed ground squirrels. It’s fun to watch them scurry to their burrows, their fuzzy tails flowing ‘like a ribbon on a fan’. (Thanks, Jane Siberry, for that image.)

Urocitellus undulatus

Sight or Insight of the Day

How did we end up visiting Central Asia? We were discussing this the other day while on the road.

Way back in July 2019, we were in Bhutan, attending an activity that included a meal. One of our fellow guests was a well-traveled Hungarian woman named Anita, who worked for a Russian bank. We mentioned that we wanted to go to the Pantanal region of Brazil one day. Of course, she’d been there, and suggested accommodations at a ranch that we subsequently stayed at years later.

She’d also visited the ‘stans (Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Kazakhstan), driving around with a companion. Not exactly a prime destination at that time. Admittedly, she spoke fluent Russian, but she thought we’d enjoy its friendly people and interesting history, recent and ancient. She planted the seed and now here we are. Just goes to show how a couple of fleeting hours with a stranger can have reverberating effects down the line.

Thanks, Anita!

It’s All About the Mountains…

…Kyrgyzstan, that is. If Uzbekistan is all about Silk Road cities, KGZ is all about mountains. We are seldom out of sight of snow-covered peaks anywhere in the country so far.

The first night of our KGZ road trip is spent in the jovial-sounding town of Tokmok. Its most visible oddity is an Ilyushin Il-28 bomber mounted in the central roundabout.

‘Ad astra per ardua’

But KGZ does have some Silk Road sites. Burana tower, for example.

Burana minaret

The day grows overcast. That night, we sleep in a homestay in the remote mountain village of Tegirmenti, in the Chong-Kemin Valley.

Downtown Tegamenti

There’s always a herd of something crossing the road: sheep, goats, cattle, or horses.

We are pleased to find driving in KGZ is not very stressful – traffic is sparse in most of the country.

Driving towards Karakol

Next day, we come within sight of Issyk-Kul, the world’s second-largest alpine lake (after Lake Titicaca).

Maria considers a dip

In the town of Cholpon-Ata is an open-air petroglyphs park. Most are over 2,000 years old.

Ibex hunt

Some say that the traditional decorations on Kyrgyz carpets are derived from the long horns of these creatures. That seems like a bit of a stretch to me.

Shyrdak

(Incidentally, this method of sewing felt on felt is called ‘Shyrdak‘. Not to be confused with the 70s novel by Richard Adams, ‘Shardik‘. The 1970s, that is.)

Shardik

A pattern emerges of reserving places to stay on Booking.com that are impossible to find, don’t exist, or are closed for the season. It begins to look like we might be homeless for the night until Maria asks at a five-star resort for directions.

 ‘…but the Son of Man hath nowhere to lay His head.’ – Matthew 8:20

So we end up staying at the exclusive Baytur Resort & Spa at a severely reduced rate, thanks to Maria’s innate ability to charm, and a manager with a soft spot for Canadians.

It’s kind of like the Overlook Hotel in The Shining: luxurious but virtually empty, at this time of the year.

Denis, alone on the beach

Maria goes for a walk along the beach and makes friend with some locals.

Looks like a 70s album cover

On our journey, we come across a team of men erecting a yurt.

It’s like building a silo

Sight or Insight of the Day

In most of the Islamic world, graves are very simple affairs. Even the most eminent people end up under a plain, unadorned slab. (In Oman, we came across places where people just put a randomly-picked-up stone over the interred person, so that a ‘cemetery’ looks like a walled-in field of rocks.)

In contrast, Kyrgyzstan cemeteries are full of fancy tomb structures.

Some villages seem to have more defunct people in residence than live ones.

Kyrgyzstan – Osh and Bishkek

This is a brief entry about settling into a new country.

Besides immediately making you think of the OshKosh B’gosh line of kiddie clothes, Osh is the second-largest city in Kyrgyzstan. We end up here by default, as it’s the nearest destination after departing Uzbekistan where we did.

As far as the physical environment goes, Kyrgyzstan and Uzbekistan are very different.

View from Sulayman Mountain, Osh

The most obvious difference is that Kyrgyzstan is much more ‘Russified’ than Uzbekistan. Kyrgyz is paired with Russian everywhere, and the language is still written in Cyrillic letters.

Visitors to the cave museum on Sulayman Mountain

Whereas in Uzbekistan, most sad communist-era infrastructure has been torn down and replaced with brighter, modern streets and buildings, there is more of a cultural hangover of Sovietic decrepitude and drab grayness here.

Mural left over from the Soviet days

Kyrgyzstan is more Russified and less Islamified. Uzbekistan, like many Muslim-majority countries (Turkey, Malaysia, and Indonesia come to mind), tries to tie its national identity to a greater Islamic influence. This can be a bit of a tightrope-walking act – nobody wants to encourage young male hotheads to reach for their martyr’s crowns either.

Kyrgyzstan seems much more secular. It’s also an interesting mix of Asiatic and Caucasian people.

Enjoying an ice-cream in front of a giant yurt

It doesn’t help that the weather is rainy and gray in Osh. In spite of these differences, we’re happy to report that Kyrgyz people are as friendly towards us as Uzbeks. Lucky us!

We opt to fly to Bishkek, the capital, rather than undergo a twelve-hour bus ride. At first we think we’re getting onto a Russian-built aircraft, because we don’t recognize the model as anything we’ve seen before.

If it’s not Boeing, I’m not going!

It turns out to be an old McDonnell Douglas MD-80 (since taken over by Boeing, I believe).

Approaching Bishkek over the mountains

Bishkek is a much different kettle of fish than Osh. It’s way more lively and modern. And way less depressing. There are still a lot of bedraggled Soviet-era flatblocks around, but in Bishkek, they add to the general interest.

Mosaic mural on side of tenement

We spend most of our time here attempting to amass enough cash to rent a vehicle. (The company we deal with only accepts cash. Preferably US dollars.) This means multiple visits to different ATMs.

At least one afternoon is enjoyed at the extraordinarily excellent National History Museum of Kyrgyzstan.

Yurt, exterior

Unfortunately, we can’t find a link that does justice to this recently-revamped museum and its wonderful exhibits.

Yurt, interior

This is a Kyrgyz specialty – Ala Kiyiz carpets, with colourful patterns dyed into the felt with which they’re made. We’d love to bring one of these puppies home.

Ala Kiyiz felt carpets

Sight or Insight of the Day

At last, our vehicle is delivered and we’re ready to hit the road.

We are hopeless anthropomorphisers. Our 2002 Toyota 4Runner is dubbed Sergei.

Maria and Sergei on the northern slopes of the Kyrgyz Ala-Too Range

Goodbye Uzbekistan, Hello Kyrgyzstan

From Termez, we fly back to Tashkent – the train is booked solid – and spend a couple of days there. Among other things, we visit the Railway Museum.

Russian locomotive

In a pleasant gentrifying neighbourhood, we find Ming Uruk, an ancient settlement in the middle of Tashkent.

‘Ming Uruk’ means ‘a thousand apricots’

On the train again, from Tashkent to Kokand. We spend 15 minutes in darkness passing through the Kamchiq Tunnel and emerge into the fertile, often-turbulent Fergana Valley.

We stop in Kokand overnight, a quiet medium-sized town. Its claim to fame is the palace of Khudáyár Khán.

Elaborately-tiled palace

Remember I complained that people want a photo taken with Maria all the time? Finally, some kids want a photo taken with me.

Fan club

A white-knuckle Yandex ride takes us to Margilan, 76 KMs away, in record time. Wikipedia informs us: ‘Margilan has been renowned for its silk goods as far back as the 10th century.’

Ikat fabrics

There is a crafts development centre in an old madrassa, where they sell finished silk products.

We visit a couple of producers ‘in the old style’. Each silkworm cocoon is a single thread, from 600 to 900 metres long (or more!)

Cocoons in warm water

In another factory, a man is doing the same thing on a larger scale.

Spinning single threads into thicker threads

This silk is turned into textiles using the ikat dying process. The ikat process comes from Southeast Asia originally.

Drawing a pattern

According to Wikipedia: ‘Ikat (literally “to bind” in Malayo-Polynesian languages) is a dyeing technique used to pattern textiles that employs resist dyeing on the yarns prior to dyeing and weaving the fabric.’

This is where the ‘binding’ comes in

The dyed threads are then woven by a roomful of old ladies with a good sense of humour.

‘Abr’ patterns – ‘Abr’ means ‘clouds’

We go to the Kumtepe bazaar, almost exclusively the haunt of locals. I’m looking for a camel bell, but no luck.

Kumtepe bazaar

Some samsas baking in a tandor oven. The freshly-made samsas are slapped onto the sides of the oven and peeled off when done.

Samsas in the oven

Uzbeks love plov as their national dish and swear up and down it’s the gift of the gods. It’s not for everyone, though. We find it way too fatty and kind of bland. Sorry.

‘All you need is plov’ – The Beatles

Getting back to our distant hotel turns into a comedy. The internet isn’t working on my phone, and Maria’s phone is dead. Our efforts to call a non-Yandex taxi is a challenge. After a few minutes, we are being helped by two schoolgirls, a cafe owner, and two random passers-by.

It takes a village

Sight or Insight of the Day

After approaching the end of our 30-day limit, we head for Kyrgyzstan. This means one last train ride to Andijan, then a crowded minibus to the town of Dostyk on the Kyrgyzstan border. A few formalities, a brief walk in the pouring rain, and voila! – we’re in a new country.

We’ve really enjoyed our time in Uzbekistan. It’s a very calm, welcoming place. The world needs more of these.

Our travels in Uzbekistan – places visited in red

Planes, Trains, and White Automobiles

Our plan is to fly back to Tashkent and take an overnight train to Termez, far to the south. Economy seats are sold out, so we’re forced to fly Business Class.

So long, Nukus

The last time we had to fly Business Class out of necessity was with Royal Brunei Airlines. <Sigh> On both occasions, they are short hops on the airlines of Islamic countries, so no free champagne.

We book an overnight train to Termez.

At the station

We now have most of a day back in Tashkent. In our first entry for Uzbekistan, we mention the Islamic Centre. It’s now open, so we spend a few hours there. It’s very popular – we have to wait several hours for entry.

I complained when we were in Shakhrisabz that there was so little left of Timur’s summer palace. I’m happy to see at least an imaginative model of the place.

Modeler’s rendering

Also exhibited are a showcase of letters purported to have been written by the prophet Mohammed (PBUH). Sorry, I have to call BS on this one.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

It’s back to the Southern Station for the night train.

‘A’ night train, not ‘our’ night train

Because of our late booking date, only top bunks are available. These require the skills of an Olympic gymnast to get into or out of. But they’re comfortable enough, and clean.

Uzbekistan Railways sleepers

Our cabinmates are at first a mother and daughter. They get off in Samarkand and we are joined by a pair of ladies who treat us very well. They kindly share their breakfast with us.

In the morning, the landscape is much greener than it has been up in Karakalpakstan.

Heading south
Herdsman and his flock

On arrival, we soon learn that Termez seems to have the most aggressive taxi drivers we’ve experienced so far. And not just taxi drivers – anyone with a car slams on the brakes, rolls down the window, and tries to inveigle us into hopping in, for a price. Sheesh.

Termez is on the border of Afghanistan. We hear about a free trade zone where Afghanis can buy and sell stuff. We hire a driver to take us there.

Airotom Free Trade Zone

There isn’t much here for the souvenir-seeking tourist. It’s mostly cheap wholesale goods. A small rug in a window catches our eye, a sort of roughly-made, folk-art-y kind of thing.

The proprietor is puzzled why we would want such a trifle and tries to interest us in real (not very nice) carpets. We convince him to part with it.

Here we seal the deal, Afghan style: I place the payment cash vertically between my hands and the seller places my hands between his.

The Art of the Deal

Here is our prize on display. The Afghanis find us just as exotic as we find them.

So true

On the way back to town, we stop at the Archeological Museum. It contains finds from the places we want to visit.

Termez Archeological Museum

For the next two days, we hire Mahsud as a driver and guide. He has a white Chevrolet, of course, as did our driver of the previous day.

Denis, Maria, and Mahsud at the Jarkurgan minaret

We climb to the top, which is fun crawling up the dark, narrow staircase.

Jarkurgan minaret

On the agenda is the Sultan Saodat mausoleum complex.

Entryway

We are let into the structure by the guardian and clamber up to the rooftop.

The keeper of the keys

The Kyrk Kyz fortress has quite a story behind it involving forty girls holding off a siege by Ghengis Khan.

Right, pull the other one

Mahsud goes into great detail about this story and believes it implicitly. (The idea that the army of Ghengis Khan – slayer of millions – could be fended off by a handful of girls is, um, highly unlikely.)

Earthquakes are common here. Cities in the region seem to get destroyed either by earthquakes or marauding invaders. Supports are needed to keep things together.

‘Thy rod and staff, they comfort me’ – Psalm 23

It’s a short drive to Fayoz Tepe. In the early days of Buddhism, the faith spread throughout Asia, including around here. Fayoz Tepe contains the ruins of a Buddhist monastery. Its prominent feature is a restored stupa.

Fayoz Tepe

Inside the stupa is a much-eroded smaller stupa. Japanese visitors still leave small offerings.

Offerings

Nearby is Kara Tepe. This is a series of Buddhist caves. You can still see the remains of ancient wall paintings. (Mahsud peels some away to show us before we convince him to stop.)

The caves were also visited by many bored Russian soldiers during the 1979-1989 Soviet-Afghan war. They left behind many inscriptions carved into the soft limestone.

Caves

They also seemed to have let off steam by firing hundreds of rounds of ammunition. The ground is littered with old bullets.

AK-47 bullets

We take a break. In the background is the Amu Darya river – known as the Oxus River in classical times. On the other side is Afghanistan.

You can almost hear the burkhas rustling

Another day, we visit Kampir Tepe. It has been identified (but not conclusively) with a city founded by Alexander the Great.

Alexandria on the Oxus?

Mahsud regales us with tales of Alexander, and points out a nondescript square as being ‘Alexander’s bedroom’ with complete certainty.

In the footsteps of Alexander the Great

The last few hours of our tour, we are hit by a violent sandstorm, with heavy winds and limited visibility.

On the outskirts of a small village, we visit the remains of Talitogora, an off-the-beaten-path site. It’s a small mound, mysterious and virtually unexplored.

Sandstorm at Talitogora

Personally, I’m fascinated by these not-yet-unearthed sites around the world. The only info I could find is here. There must be thousands of these sites, waiting patiently for the archeologist’s trowel.

Talitogora on a sunnier day – photo by Jaloliddin Annaev

Lastly, we visit the Zurmala stupa. This is another Buddhist ruin, made up of 1.2 million bricks (according to Lonely Planet). These bricks now need iron bands around the structure to keep it from falling to bits.

Zurmala stupa in a sandstorm
Zurmala stupa on a sunnier day – photo by Advantour

One word in Russian I remember from my teenage reading of A Clockwork Orange: ‘Moloko’. that is, ‘milk’. In the novel, ‘Moloko Plus‘ was imbibed in preparation for a night of mayhem.

Plain old moloko is available everywhere for less than two bucks a litre. We drink a lot of it.

Truth in advertising

Sight or Insight of the Day

Hey! I’ve created my first-ever AI image! Now it really feels as though I’ve joined the modern age.

The Four Whore’s Men of the Apocalypse‘ – after Dürer, with apologies