Back in Chiang Mai

Chiang Mai

So we leave Myanmar (I finally say ‘Myanmar’ rather than ‘Burma’). We left from Chiang Mai for Rangoon a month ago on a return ticket and are now back in Thailand.

Because we enter Thailand by air, we get a new 30-day entry permit. If we enter by land, this would be 2 weeks.

I recall from an earlier era visits of 2 months and more. Governments are less generous with their permitted stays. (Our visa for Myanmar was the maximum – 28 days.)

This may affect our fantasy of finding an idyllic spot and settling in for an extended period somewhere down the line.

The gift shops at the airport include several outlets for edible bird’s nest items. Yum.

Nestlé product - Chiang Mai
A Nestlé product?

We’re staying at the Gap’s House guest house. It’s like a little rain forest in the middle of town.

Garden - Chiang Mai
Garden

The proprietor’s father is a big jazz fan, so we hear Stan Getz throughout the evening.

It’s different being back in Thailand – noticeably more developed than Myanmar.  And it’s always pleasant to return to a familiar place. Back to Thai-style temples.

We stroll Chiang Mai’s walls and moats.

Monks that wear orange rather than burgundy.

Take a knee - Chiang Mai
Take a knee.

So we’re relaxing and deciding where to go next.

Sight or insight of the day (not in Chiang Mai)

This is going back a week or so. Was reminded while looking at some older photos. Just as we were leaving our guest house, we spot a cow relaxing on the side of the road, casual as can be.

We’re heifer a good time, not a long time.

This is in the centre of a fair-sized town. Farm animals snoozing on the roadside is not something you see every day.

 

Ngwe Saung Beach

After an epic overland journey from Inle Lake, at last we reach Ngwe Saung Beach on the Bay of Bengal, west of Rangoon.

Thalatta! Thalatta!
Thalatta! Thalatta!

Took an overnight bus from Nyaungshwe to Rangoon that was air-conditioned to Arctic conditions (for which we came prepared with layers of clothing.) With an arrival time in Rangoon of 6:00 AM, we bought an onward ticket from Rangoon to Ngwe Saung in advance (departing from a different bus depot at 8:30), thinking we had plenty of time. Nyuh-unh. Our first bus arrived late, it took forever to get through the gridlocked Rangoon traffic, so we arrived at 9:30 for our 8:30 bus, which was long gone. Took another bus to Pathein, from Pathein shared a taxi with a German couple for the additional 1 and 1/2 hour drive to Ngwe Saung.

We shamelessly abuse our white privilege and crash a resort.

Our Lonely Planet guide describes the surrounding beaches thus:

“… palm-fringed Ngwe Saung Beach (ေငြေဆာင္ကမ္းေျခ) has emerged as a hip destination for Yangon’s new rich.”

We can see that. Most of the 13-kilometre beach taken up by exclusive 5-star resorts, 98%  empty. We found cheaper digs.

Tidal pools

To be continued…

Searching for decent WiFi. Maybe here, which someone described as having ‘the best WiFi in Ngwe Saung’?

Crap WiFi. Nice view, though.

Maybe here, at the village internet café?

Negative.

Finally found a place with decent Wifi.  Actually, it’s the resort we crashed in the photo of Maria above. We went legit, paid the equivalent of two movie tickets in Canada to spend the day here as ‘Day Visitors’, enjoying the ultra-clean palm-fringed beach, free of hawkers and trash and motorbikes, plus the great internet connection.  Towels included.

Maria, can you please check the temperature in Ottawa?

You can still see traces of the fishing village this place once was.

Original Ngwe Saung house.

Fishing is still what people do here. (At least, those not employed in tourism.)

We do our bit for the local economy by devouring this grilled tuna.

Sight or Insight of the Day for Ngwe Saung Beach

Cleaning out our luggage shortly after arriving here,  I noticed that all the train tickets we buy have an amount for life insurance added to the price.

The premium is 0.87 Kyat, which in Canadian money is 0.000812003 of a dollar. Not sure how much of a payout we can expect if catastrophe ever strikes on Myanmar Railways.

Nyaungshwe and Inle Lake

Nyaungshwe

Nyaungshwe isn’t on the lake itself, but is the main centre. We rent bicycles and go for a ride 11 KMs down the lake to the village of Maing Thauk.

On the way is the Red Mountain winery. Quaffable vino produced by a French winemaker. We purchase three bottles to support the local economy.

Vineyards -Nyaungshwe
‘… I’m a simple, humble worker in the vineyard of the Lord.’ – Pope Benedict XVI

Maing Thauk has a long boardwalk leading to the floatier bits of town.

Boardwalk - Nyaungshwe
Boardwalk Empire

On the left of the boardwalk above, you can see floating gardens of tomatoes. Having enough water is seldom a problem.

tomatoes - Nyaungshwe
Lake-grown tomatoes

Because there isn’t any solid ground on the shore, people live in houses on stilts.

stilt house - Nyaungshwe
When I lived on the lake I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart.

Next day, we hire a longboat and driver for a tour of the lake.

Inle Lake - Nyaungshwe
Inle Lake

We visit villages with more stilt houses.

Another stilt house - Nyaungshwe
Did you hear about the stilt house that collapsed? Everything but the kitchen sank!

At the Nam Hu market, we see distinctively-garbed women from the Pa’O tribe.

tea seller - Nyaungshwe
More tea, Vicar?

Also at the Nam Hu market was this extremely old woman, negotiating for some cheroots.

Elderly shopper - Nyaungshwe
Is it Senior’s Discount day today?

We stop at the Phaung Daw Oo pagoda, where there are Bhudda images so covered with gold foil, they are no longer recognizable as figures, but look like gold-plated soft ice cream. (No photos – I thought it might be disrespectful.)

Phaung Daw Oo pagoda - Nyaungshwe
Phaung Daw Oo pagoda

More Pa’O women at the Nam Hu market

‘Have you heard? Orange is the new black.’

Canals run throughout the village.

Gondolas - Nyaungshwe
Route canal

Elsewhere on our boat trip, we visit a cheroot workshop. Many Burmese regularly puff on these all day long.

Rolling cheroots - Nyaungshwe
Rolling cheroots

Further down the lake, we see a weaving workshop the makes cloth from the fibres of lotus stems.

Lotus fibre - Nyaungshwe
Lotus fibre

Besides lotus fibre cloth, they also weave silk and cotton. I purchase a longi for myself.

 weaving workshop - Nyaungshwe
In the weaving workshop.

Sight or Insight of the Day

Cycling to Maing Thauk village, we passed this architecturally-interesting private school.

Frank Gehry-inspired - Nyaungshwe
Frank Gehry-inspired?

On the return trip to Nyaungshwe, school was just letting out. Down the road is a public school. Parents came for their children on foot, on bicycles, or on scooters. Meanwhile, all the kids at the private school were picked up in private cars. It was like being in Manhattan or Toronto. No walking for these snowflakes!

Journey to Inle Lake

On the way from Pyin Oo Lyin to Inle Lake, used several modes of transport, including shared taxi, train, tuk-tuk, walking, and a horse and cart.

Horse and cart - Journey to Inle Lake
To the train station – and don’t spare the horses!

First, a shared taxi to Mandalay – a downhill journey descending from the highlands. Maria captured this floral delivery person on his way to the flower market.

Put the petal to the metal - journey to Inle Lake
Put the petal to the metal.

Driven to Mandalay Station, we spent the afternoon browsing in an air-conditioned mall before returning to catch our 5:00 PM train.

Mandalay Station - journey to Inle Lake
Mandalay Station

This is the Rangoon Express, but we plan to get off in a place called Thazi, stay overnight, and take the slow train to Inle Lake next morning. We stay at the Moonlight Guest House, enjoying an end-of-the-day beer under a brilliant orange full moon.

Setting off bright and early – we took the horse and cart to Thazi station – we head over the mountains. This involves a series of switchbacks, backing up one incline, going forward on another, backing up another, and so on. The first is at this delightfully named station.

Onomatopoeia - journey to Inle Lake
Onomatopoeia?

The usual sights appear.

How Green Was My Valley - journey to Inle Lake
How Green Was My Valley

And some unusual ones.

Fuzzy-roofed building - journey to Inle Lake
Fuzzy-roofed building

It’s avocado season here – there are piles of avocados everywhere. We bought three from this lady for about 20 cents each.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for avocados - journey to Inle Lake
I scream, you scream, we all scream for avocados.

On the other side of the mountains are fertile foothills.

Well-tended fields - journey to Inle Lake
Well-tended fields

They don’t clear the grass from the tracks here. When you see the engine on a curve, it looks like we’re chugging along a trackless green pathway.

We make our way - journey to Inle Lake
We make our way.

Sign on Burmese Railways trains:

No smoking, no littering, no kissing - journey to Inle Lake
No smoking, no littering, no kissing

At last the train arrives in Shwenyaung. From there, it’s another 11 kilometres in a tuk-tuk  to Yaungshwe, the main town for visiting Inle Lake.

Sight or Insight of the Day

After checking in to the eminently comfortable Zawgi Inn , we found a restaurant with the cutest dog in Myanmar. (Or at least in Inle Lake.)

You look like a dog person to me - journey to Inle Lake
You look like a dog person to me.

He belongs to the proprietor. It’s rare to see cared-for animals here. I just wanted to squeeze him like a roll of Charmin.

Pyin Oo Lyin

Finally managed to extract ourselves from Hsipaw and took the train to Pyin Oo Lyin.

People get ready, there's a train a-comin'...train to Pyin Oo Lyin
“♫ People get ready, there’s a train a-comin! … ♫”

A fine day to be on the move. The fields are full of something yellow in bloom. It looks like canola.

Something yellow -train to Pyin Oo Lwin
Something yellow

Had to go Ordinary Class, as the Upper Class was sold out. About the only difference: ordinary class has rigid seats as opposed to the  upholstered luxury of Upper Class.

In the cheap seats - train to Pyin Oo Lying
In the cheap seats

Oh, also it’s more crowded, because tickets are half the price of Upper Class. Both classes travel at the same glacial pace.

Pyin Oo Lyin is known for its colonial-era architecture. We didn’t see much of that, but our hotel was one good example.

Hotel Nan Myaing - Pyin Oo Lwin
Hotel Nan Myaing

It was built in 1918-1922. All it needs is a brace of greyhounds gambolling in the foreground to look like something straight out of the Home Counties.

The years have not been kind, however. Now descended into a hotel that is within our budget, it still has a few traces of opulence, such as enormous rooms.

Maria tested out the Burmese beauty treatment: thanaka paste.

Trying out a new app - Pyin Oo Lwin
Trying out a new app

The hotel provides free bicycles, probably because it’s some distance from the centre. We biked to the National Kandawgyi Botanical Gardens, a few kilometres from town.

National Kandawgyi Botanical Gardens - Pyin Oo Lwin
National Kandawgyi Botanical Gardens

A wildly popular place on the weekend. Families, young couples, overseas visitors – something for everyone.

You can get away from the crowds in the farther reaches of the park, like the Bamboo Forest.

Bamboo curtain - Pyin Oo Lwin
Bamboo curtain

I had to take a picture of this kiosk on the way back.

Betel kiosk - Pyin Oo Lwin
Gentlemen prefer betel

Chewing betel is very popular in Burma, as in a few other Asian countries. You can usually tell by the splats of red gob everywhere. When I saw this betel outlet, I envisioned someone in a top hat and tails – maybe a walking stick, too – casually jettisoning a stream of scarlet goo onto the sidewalk with a satisfied air.

In Hsipaw

We’re enjoying our time here in Hsipaw, a very laid-back little town.

Main Street, Hsipaw

It’s so relaxing here at the Mr. Charles Guest House, we can barely pry ourselves out of our comfy seats in the common area. Tonight will be our fourth (!) night here. It’s quiet and calm, after the pandemonium of Mandalay. Our guest house is scrupulously clean. The big thing to do here is go trekking: every day, we watch groups of eager 20-somethings set out for 1, 2, or 3-night treks to overnight in the local hill tribe villages. We, meanwhile are happy to stay near home base, soaking up the tranquil vibes, renting a bike now and then to see the local sights.

Hsipaw has a nice little market.

The market is up today.

It’s pleasantly situated on the Dokhtawady River.

A river runs through it.

It has nifty backstreets to explore.

Suburban Hsipaw

For such a Duckburg, there’s always something interesting going on. Such as a troop of young nuns on the move.

Sister act

I’m not sure if this is a Pwe. In my imperfect understanding, a Pwe is a sort of impromptu celebratory spirit dance that can last for a few moments (we used to do this in our kitchen all the time, when we had a kitchen) or go on all night .

Burmese Zumba?

And as always when travelling,  you come across the unexpected. On the map provided by our guest house is something mysteriously marked as the ‘Shan Palace’ on the outskirts of town. We found this vaguely English-looking stately home. It was built by one of the last Shan princes, who studied at Oxford, came home and moved out of the traditional palace nearby (destroyed in WWII) and into these gentrified digs.

Burmese posh

On entry, we’re met by a gracious older Burmese woman, a relative of this royal family, who narrates the story of the prince and his Austrian bride in excellent English. When the military take over, the prince disappears at the hands of the regime. Princess moves to America and eventually writes memoirs.

If this sounds like the makings of a movie, it’s been done. Unfortunately, only the living room of the house is open, but the ripping yarn about Sao Kya Seng makes the trip worthwhile.

Early train from Mandalay to Hsipaw

Caught the 131 Up train from Mandalay to Lashio through Shan State. It leaves at 4:00 AM, entailing a 3:00 AM departure from the hotel and an 8- or 10-block walk through the quiet, deserted streets of Mandalay to the train station. (Mandalay, unlike Rangoon, is a problem for arranging transport. Except for motorcycle taxis, for which we are now too old and wise.)

We would think twice before doing this in Ottawa, where at this hour, trigger-happy gangstas and opioid-addled sociopaths roam the streets with impunity.
It’s very safe here – people are quite gentle. Even the souvenir vendors lack aggression. We flagged down a passing car that was prepared to drive us to the train station for a few thousand Kyat.

Departure. Slumber. After a few switchbacks in early morning mist, we are in higher country.

Amber waves of grain, purple mountain majesties…

I’ve discovered the joys of downloading music to my IPhone (a hand-me-down from Maria after she upgraded).

Listening to “Sad-eyed Lady of the Lowlands” in the Burmese Highlands

Originally bound for Pyin Oo Lwin, we decided to go further to cross the Gokteik viaduct, once the world’s highest railway bridge (over a century ago).

Approaching the gorge.

I remember this from Paul Theroux’s The Great Railway Bazaar and its reprise, Ghost Train to the Eastern Star, both of which reward reading or re-reading.

“♫ What did you do there? I got high! ♫”

Along the way, people are harvesting grain. It looks like a Van Gogh or Gauguin painting: groups of people using hand scythes to cut the stalks, laying down arm-bundle-sized stooks, and piling them into haystacks.

Not a John Deere in sight.

A big tip o’ the Tilley hat to this site for its invaluable info about taking trains here. There is virtually no posted information available at stations in English (although the staff behind the wickets are very helpful), the schedules listed on official websites are incorrect, and there are lots of recondite details that would be time-consuming to uncover, such as the location of the advance ticket counter in Rangoon.

Class consciousness

We usually carry a supply of drinks and snacks. In case of emergencies, there’s always something to buy on the platform.

Prêt à manger

After a journey of 11 hours and 230 kilometres, we arrive in Hsipaw.

In Mandalay

This place has been through many changes since being immortalized in Rudyard Kipling’s poem.

“Where there aren’t no Ten Commandments an’ a man can raise a thirst”

Walked to the Royal Palace – a long, long walk – which is surrounded by an enormous walled-in area.

Royal palace fort and moat, with Mandalay Hill in the background.

The entire area is now some sort of military base. Foreigners must register – with a machine gun-toting guard – before entering, and then only in a straight line to the Royal Palace, everywhere else signposted as  a ‘Restricted Area’.

It has a sort of inauthentic appearance.

Potemkin village?

…turns out that during the Japanese occupation in WWII, the Japanese were using these grounds as a supply depot – which the Allies levelled in bombing raids. So the ‘Royal Palace’ is a replica that was built in the 90’s. I thank Wikipedia for that bit of information.

Next day, was wise enough to rent a bicycle. Traffic at first is really chaotic, but you soon adapt to local conditions.

Came across a gold-beating shop, where they produce gold foil to adorn temples.

Just beat it!

…where we saw the same German tour group that was on our boat from Pagan! Small world.

On to Mandalay Hill, with its giant lions at the bottom of the stairway.

If I’m lion, I’m dyin’…

Mandalay Hill, with its trash-strewn hillside and permanent squatter settlement –  is less than impressive, compared to some of the places we’ve been lately, but you get a view of Mandalay  and a fresh breeze.

The road to Mandalay

Mandalay

“On the road to Mandalay,
Where the flying fishes play,
And the dawn comes up like thunder out of China ‘cross the Bay!”

Rudyard Kipling, excerpted from Mandalay

I’ve often puzzled over this. Mandalay is on a river, so there are no flying fishes as far as I know, nor is there a Bay. And China is a thousand kilometres away. Mr. Kipling must’ve been taking some poetic license, because he only spent about three days total in Burma. Still, the metre is good.

And the road we’re taking is actually the Irrawaddy River. Awoke at the crack of pre-dawn (3:45 AM) to take a boat – the good ship Nmai Hka – from Pagan to Mandalay, an eleven-hour trip (the slow boat takes two days.) After snoozing for a couple of hours on board, turns out this is a good way to go. A fairly modern boat, uncrowded and comfortable. Just us, a handful of Burmese, and a German tour group.

Forgot to mention a Zen moment: heading up the muddy river, comfortable seated in the shade, and listening to the Beatles on my IPhone. Can life get any better than this?

Some riverside scenes along the way:

Of course, no journey is without its crisis. We had mechanical problems midway, so we self-beached on a sandbar while the crew went overboard and fixed something that was fouling the screws. (That’s nautical talk for ‘plugging up the propellers’.)

Maria follows events with great interest.

Eventually, our delay was so long that the boat company ordered a bus to meet us at a town a few hours away from Mandalay, where we left our crippled vessel.

I disembark from our doomed ship.

Luckily, there were people around to unload the tour groups’ substantial luggage.

So we enjoyed the last few hours of travel to Mandalay in a comfy bus.

 

 

In Pagan

Pagan/Bagan

Pagan was yet another kingdom that had its moment in the sun, at one time covering much of Southeast Asia before subsiding back into ruins. Pagan is special because there are thousands of temples and pagodas spread across a broad plain. It’s overwhelming – they range from the simplest pile of crumbling bricks to enormous pyramids of stucco, gold, and faith.

Pagan rituals

They say the best time for viewing is dawn or dusk. We’re more middle-of-the-day kind of people.
We rented an e-bike for a couple of days. They’re more like e-scooters. Perfect for temple-visiting: the sites are too spread out for easy cycle visiting. The paths between them are often sandy. And, as usual, the heat is intense.

Get your motor runnin’…

Many of the temples have murals or script still visible.

Maria follows the script.

We went up the ‘Pagan viewing tower’, which is located in a stunning resort in the middle of the archaeological area that is, er, out of our present budget, but offers a great panorama of the surrounding temple-rich plain. And it’s a lot more economical than the hot-air balloon rides available for $US 300 per person.

‘Si monumentum requiris, circumspice.’

Must squeeze in a few more temple pics…

Note the scale of the puny human.

Just one more…

We ate a few times at the Sanon restaurant, a training restaurant set up and developed by a handful of independent Australians to train ‘at-risk youth’, then place them in the hospitality business and monitor their progress afterwards. The originator of this project was a genial Aussie that was on the same train as we were. We shared a taxi into town.