Bukittinggi – West Sumatra

We eventually wrest ourselves from the sloth-inducing grip of Lake Toba and head for Bukittinggi.

Still in Tuk Tuk, we discover that chickens love Marie biscuits. We throw a few crumbs to a sociable hen. She returns with her friends and mobs our veranda. There goes the rest of the pack. And some cream crackers to boot.

Bukittinggi
Popular with the chicks

We fly to Padang (via Medan) rather than face a 16-hour bus ride to Bukittinggi. Getting to the local airport is a journey in itself. At the airport (and elsewhere), Maria is requested to feature in family photos by complete strangers. This never happens to me.

Bukittinggi
Popular with the locals

On the flight back to Medan, we pass this volcano emitting a puff of smoke. It might be Mount Sinabung. No guarantees.

Bukittinggi
Volcano

Bukittinggi is a hill town. Like Lake Toba, it’s cooler than the plains below.

Our guesthouse is surrounded by mosques. (Technically, so is every location in town.) At prayer times, it’s like a titanic Battle of the Muezzins. The reception desk provides complimentary ear-plugs at check-in.

For lunch, we have a nasi Padang, elbow-to-elbow with the townsfolk in a popular eatery. Nasi Padang is basically rice and a dozen or so side dishes.

Bukittinggi
Praise the Lord and pass the gado-gado

A park in town overlooks the Sianok Valley

Bukittinggi
Valley view

In town, we visit the ‘Japanese tunnels’. This roomy network of tunnels was built – using slave labour, of course – during the Japanese occupation of Sumatra. Interestingly, the gardens outside have a recent statue/memorial to Japanese soldiers. There is no English information, but it looks sincerely flattering.

Possibly because the occupation paved the way for the successful post-war independence struggle against the Netherlands. Apparently, the modern government won’t let the death of four million Indonesians due to the Japanese occupation stand in the way of saying ‘Thanks!’ for getting rid of the satanic Dutch.

Bukittinggi
Tunnel vision

One day, we hire a guide and a driver and tour the area surrounding BT.

We walk through beautiful rice paddies.

Bukittinggi
Rice is nice

We stop in a plantation that grows things such as turmeric, cloves, and cinnamon.

Cinnamon, in case you don’t know, is made from the bark of the cinnamon tree.

Bukittinggi
Allow me to demonstrate

The proprietor climbs a papaya tree to provide us with a snack.

Bukittinggi
Come to papaya

They’re juicy.

Bukittinggi
By their fruits ye shall know them

This is where chocolate gets its start.

Bukittinggi
Cocoa pods on a cocoa tree

We visit a couple of villages, Rao-Rao and Balimbing, that have many Minangkabau-style houses. Similar to Batak houses around Lake Toba. But different.

Bukittinggi
Minangkabau house
Bukittinggi
Minangkabau house interior

Notice my new hat – my third since we began this trip six months ago.

Bukittinggi
How now, Rao-Rao?

Balimbing is also a rice-farming centre.

Bukittinggi
Minangkabau-style  town hall, Balimbing

We come across a small enterprise of women producing some kind of biscuits over a wood fire.

Bukittinggi
Balimbing cookie business

Like many places the world over, women seem to do most of the work. Men spend their time hanging out in groups, playing games, smoking, and gossiping.

Sight or Insight of the Day – Bukittinggi

During our motorized tour, we stop for lunch at the Pondok Flora restaurant. Besides a pleasant outdoor setting, the property has several resident birds of prey.

This professorial-looking owl isn’t shy about being around humans.

Bukittinggi
Barred eagle-owl and strigiphile

Another owl.

Zzzzzzzzz

And an eagle.

The eagle has landed

Lake Toba – beyond Tuk Tuk

As mentioned in the previous entry, we find it hard to move beyond Tuk Tuk.

At last, we rent a scooter from our guesthouse. (One of our guesthouses – we move between two, to spread our business. The other one is the Sibigo.)

Beyond Tuk Tuk
Two wheels good

This street sign in Batak script piques our linguistic interest. This script pre-dates the arrival of Europeans.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
Looks like Klingon

We can’t get enough of these traditional Batak houses.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
One little…
Beyond Tuk Tuk
Two little…
Beyond Tuk Tuk
Three little Batak houses

After a few more days of idleness, we travel around the island clockwise.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
Onwards and upwards

Lake Toba from the heights of Samosir Island looks almost Scandinavian.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
Beyond Tuk Tuk
Beyond Tuk Tuk
Lake Toba from the heights of Samosir
Beyond Tuk Tuk
Waterfall

We’ll miss this place when we leave. The people are very musical. Lots of singing going on.

In one of our guesthouses, everyone in the family is musically talented. It’s like staying with the Partridge Family.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
Sumatra? Or Norway?
Beyond Tuk Tuk
Sumatra? Or Norway?
Beyond Tuk Tuk
Sumatra? Or Norway?

We stop for a lunch of instant noodles at a roadside stand.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
Al fresco, con vista

Another similarity with Madagascar – terraced rice cultivation.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
Rice terraces

Sight or Insight of the Day – beyond Tuk Tuk

When in Madagascar a few years ago, we learn that that island was populated -fairly recently – by people from this part of the world (that is, the Malay Archipelago). Among other things that may have an origin here are unusual funeral customs.

In Madagascar, they have parties for the deceased after a few years, give them gifts like new clothes, then rebury them.

In the Lake Toba area, people dig up the deceased, throw them a bash, wash their bones, then place the bones in little buildings called ‘tugus’.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
Tugu, or bone house

We come across this unique structure below. The sign says:

‘The monument and the grave of Ompu Landit Simanihuruk and all of his offspring.’

A Google search turns up nothing.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
The House of Simanihuruk

The interior contains hundreds of niches, presumably for the bones of generations yet to come.

Beyond Tuk Tuk
Beehive-like interior

Mr. Ompu must be optimistic about the continuation of his line; only a dozen or so niches at the top are filled, leaving over 700 for the future.

Tomb Raider

Note the crosses. People here are nominally Christian, but we suspect it’s a case of Christianity grafted onto traditional beliefs. Like many places subjected to foreign missionaries.

Come to Beautiful Lake Toba

We bus it from Medan to Lake Toba.

We had never heard of this place until a few days ago. It is staggeringly beautiful. Squint your eyes and you could be on Lake Como.

Lake Toba
Arrival

We can’t understand why people aren’t thronging to this place. Its level of laid-backness is off the charts.

Lake Toba
Trans-lake transport

It’s apparently the largest volcanic lake in the world. When Toba exploded 75,000 years ago, catastrophe followed.  Bad news for contemporary cavemen, good news for the modern holiday-maker. The Singapore-sized Samosir Island that now takes up most of the lake is a joy to hang out in.

Lake Toba
Lake Toba

The inhabitants are Batak. Batak people around here are non-muslim, which we’re sure contributes to the serene, relaxed atmosphere.

Lake Toba
Batak houses

It’s so mellow, we’ve been here for four days and haven’t managed to move beyond Tuk Tuk, the little village where the ferry from Parapat arrives. It’s like the land of the lotus-eaters.

Lake Toba
Come on in, the water’s fine

There are scores of tidy, well-kept accommodation options here. The food is excellent. The tiny four-room guesthouse where we first stay serves the best satay – the signature dish of Malaysia/Singapore/Indonesia – I have ever tasted anywhere.

Lake Toba
Batak houses

We regularly spend time in the restaurant of the Carolina Hotel for its great WiFi . It is so clean, charming, and comfortable that I would gladly check in my own mother here. And that’s a ringing endorsement, believe us.

(For a cost of about $CAD35.00 a day. The place we stay is much cheaper.)

Lake Toba
Water view

We don’t say people should fly around the planet to spend a week in Lake Toba. But we would definitely target urban dwellers in Kuala Lumpur or Singapore – intensely urban environments with high-pressure employment – to jump on a plane for an hour or two and decompress here. At a fraction of Singapore prices.

Lake Toba
Batak houses

Also, the temperature is perfect. The altitude and location in the middle of the lake keep things comfortably cool. Especially after the hothouse atmosphere of Medan.

Lake Toba
Rooftops in Tuk Tuk

It’s a lake, not a beach. But it’s still delightful.

It’s a shame to see guesthouse after guesthouse – lawns trimmed, gardens watered, well-dressed friendly staff waiting to serve you – standing empty, when there are so many overdeveloped and exploitative places elsewhere in SE Asia that attract capacity crowds.

Lake Toba
Lake Toba

The only things that disturb the tranquility here are the boats that go from dock to dock. They announce their presence with loud, nonstop music blaring out at ear-splitting volume.

Lake Toba
Fly in the ointment

Maria usually rounds off the afternoons doing yoga at the waterfront.

Lake Toba
Maria calls this exercise. That’s a bit of a stretch.

This is the waterfront area of our current hotel. There are about four guests. It has about 35 rooms.

Lake Toba
<cricket chirps>

Who knows, we might even make it out of Tuk Tuk one of these days.

So if anyone within a 500 kilometre radius happens to read this, try to make it to Lake Toba. You’ll like it.

Sight or Insight of the Day – Lake Toba

The bus trip to Lake Toba is, um, interesting. We travel on the Sejahtera Line, which travels direct from Medan to Parapat. A five-and-a-half hour journey for the princely sum of CAD4.00 each.

This is the bus station in Medan. We’re a long way from the spotless terminals of Thailand and Malaysia.

Lake Toba
Terminal illness

Our bus has no air conditioning or other modern conveniences.

Lake Toba
Your chariot awaits

Having said that, we arrive at our destination in one piece and on schedule – which has not always been the case, even with fancier buses in SE Asia.

From Singapore to Sumatra – Medan

We enjoy an entire week in Singapore and make plans to go to Medan, the 4th-largest city in Indonesia, on the island of Sumatra.

A good friend gifted us with some cash to enjoy a cocktail on arrival in Bangkok. Instead, we have been saving this to order a Singapore Sling at Raffles Hotel, where they were invented. Unfortunately, the hotel is completely closed for a total renovation.

Medan
Raffles Hotel, courtesy of Wikipedia

Accommodation is expensive in Singapore. We stay in a ‘capsule hotel’ in the Kampung Glam neighbourhood.

Singapore
Ground Control to Major Tom

This is a room about the size of a large bread oven. Good thing we spend all our time outdoors anyway.

Singapore
Now it’s time to leave the capsule, if you dare…

Singapore would’ve been a great place to exploit the hefty IBM hotel discount – there are scores of snazzy hotels that I’m sure offer a steep  discount to IBM people. Didn’t feel like pestering currently-employed IBMers for the list of applicable hotels.

We make it out to Tiger Balm Gardens, one of three started by the brothers responsible for the Tiger Balm empire.

Singapore
Tiger Balm Gardens

It features concrete sculptures meant to inculcate good Chinese values by reference to folktales and traditional stories. Many of these are utterly bizarre to the uninitiated.

Singapore
Confucius say – ‘Always wear a life jacket’

Some have explanatory plaques in several languages for background information. Many don’t, and leave us scratching our heads.

Singapore
Confucius say – ‘Don’t be shellfish’

We comment on the rarity of dogs in Singapore. They are so rare that this pair of professional dog-walkers draws a crowd simply because they have half a dozen mutts in tow.

Singapore
Dog show

As we depart by boat from Singapore to Batam – a nearby island in Indonesia – we pass more buildings that look like they’re about to cave in.

Singapore
Farewell, Singapore

After about an hour of travel through the thousand ships that lie in Singapore’s harbour – this is not an exaggeration – we arrive in Batam Island, where we catch a flight to Medan.

In Medan, we visit the Tjong a Fie Mansion. Tjong a Fie was a local  Chinese businessman/philanthropist.

Medan
Medan

Across the street from here, we enjoy the best soto ayam in Medan.

Our guesthouse is down the street from the Medan Mosque.

Medan
AKA the Masjid Raya Al Mashun

The palace of the Sultan of Deli. (Not Delhi.)

Medan
AKA istana maimoon

This place is popular with locals. They can dress up in period costumes and have their photos taken.

Medan
The Sultan’s throne

A group of schoolkids arrives for a visit. The colour of their uniform reminds us of watermelons.

Medan
Watermelon-patch kids

On the grounds is the cutest stray kitten. His piteous mewing attracts our attention. We hope his mamma is around. If we could, we’d bring all of these homeless creatures in and give them the life they deserve.

Medan
Who could resist these eyes?

We finally find a museum we’ve been searching for.

Medan
Museum of Northern Sumatra

Medan is not the most charming city in the world. We have a specific reason for our sojourn here.

Sight or Insight of the Day – Medan

We are plunged into the deep end of third-world conditions once more. Thailand is visibly more developed than its neighbours. Malaysia is essentially a developed country. And Singapore is like a city of the future, where you could safely perform brain surgery on its sidewalks.

Instantly, we are back in insane traffic, crumbling cities, chaos, and open drains running thick with a noisome, viscous, disease-laden stew of God-knows-what.

Medan
Strange brew

People are very kind to us here. But the physical environment takes some adjustment.

We’re back to where the sidewalks are unusable because they either don’t exist or serve primarily as parking lots for motorbikes or someone’s cottage industry.

This means taking your chances in the road.

Medan
Living dangerously

Often they disintegrate and never get fixed.

Medan
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold

All good character-building stuff.

Singapore – the purgamentophobe’s paradise

Is there anything they aren’t fantastic at in Singapore, we wonder?

We take an international bus from Malacca to get here.

Singapore
Towers of high finance

Below is the Marina Bay Sands. Looks like Noah’s Ark come to rest on top of three tower blocks.

Singapore
The Marina Bay Sands on a cloudy day

Great things we love about Singapore – it’s clean. REALLY clean. It is cutting-edge modern. (Makes Toronto look like a Duckburg. Sorry, Toronto.) Its public transport is top notch. Its infrastructure is fresh-out-of-the-box new and up to date, unlike a lot of the West’s ’70s-era stuff that is definitely showing its age. There are flowers and greenery everywhere. Did we mention that it’s clean?

(Example – we take the metro out to Changi. On an exterior stretch, we pass a vista of a community square with broad, tree-lined avenues, snazzy modern apartments, and groups of well-dressed people striding purposefully down the wide, clean sidewalk. It strikes us both that it looks like an ‘artist’s conception’ rendering of a future project. In reality, the original ‘artist’s conception’ is usually missing the unconscious crackhead passed out on the sidewalk and the overflowing trash bins outside the fast food joint.)

This is where someone chimes in about Singapore as ‘that place where chewing gum is illegal’, or ‘that place that still uses corporal punishment on social offenders’. If the result is an urban environment as idyllic as Singapore, I’d happily wield the lash against litterbugs myself.

Spectacular buildings are everywhere. The eye-popping Singapore JW Marriott, by Foster and Partners.

Singapore
Looks like a Meccano set

We make our way out to visit Changi Museum. It may seem as if we visit a lot of scenes of WWII Japanese atrocities. This isn’t deliberate on our part. It’s simply that every place Japan occupied is the scene of egregious acts of brutality. Go figure.

(Most of the visitors to Changi are old people. Evidently, WWII  joins the ranks of the American Civil War, the Seven-Years War, the Crusades, and the Punic Wars: as ancient history.

I’ve always seen WWII as the pivotal event of the 20th century: WWI and the Great Depression lead up to it; the end of colonialism, the Cold War and much of Western social and technological advance are the result of it.  But then again – the 20th century has been over for 18 years.)

Because we’re already in the neighbourhood, we visit Changi Airport. It keeps winning ‘World’s Best Airport’ awards, and we’re not sure yet if we’ll be leaving through here.

Singapore
No terminal illness here
Singapore
International transport hub? Or tourist attraction?

Singaporeans love to congregate by the waterside.

Singapore
City by the bay

This is the Sultan Mosque, as seen from outside our guesthouse. The 5:15 AM call to prayer wakes me up every morning.

Singapore
Bussarah Street

Inside the Flower Dome of the Gardens by the Bay.

Singapore
Welcome to the flower dome
Singapore
Singapore
Singapore
Orchid

This is inside the Cloud Forest Dome.

Singapore
Cloud forest dome

Inside a local mall is an artificial canal, in case you feel the need to row a boat while shopping.

Singapore
Commercial waterway

Of course all of this comes at a cost. It’s pricey here, possibly more so than Canada. But as usual, you get what you pay for.

Sight or Insight of the Day – Singapore

We visit the visually stunning Singapore National Gallery. One noteworthy exhibit – in a gallery of modern Singaporean artists is what looks like angular shapes distributed at random across the floor.

Singapore
Now you don’t see it.

Move to a certain spot and presto! – looks like a real chair. Neat, eh?

Now you do.

You say Melaka, I say Malacca

We take a bus from Kuala Lumpur to Malacca.

(On the journey, I catch up on episodes of the Walking Dead. I worry about possibly missing the scenery, but every time I raise my head, all I see are oil palm plantations. They carpet the peninsula from coast to coast. )

We stay in the Apa Kaba guesthouse, a family-run traditional Malacca house.

Malacca
Our guesthouse

The wooden construction makes it feel like staying at somebody’s cottage. In a good way.

Malacca is an old trading centre. Through the centuries, it’s been run by Malay sultans, the Portuguese, the Dutch, and the British.

Wherever there’s commerce, there’s always a large Chinese community. There are lots of Chinese shophouses, that combine a shop and store-room downstairs with living quarters upstairs (and wherever else there is space.)

Malacca
Old shophouses

The river is the heart of town.

Malacca
Malacca River

A local Nonya specialty intrigues us: a fiery chicken curry baked inside a loaf of bread. We have to try it.

Malacca
Chicken in bread specialty

The loaf opens to reveal a foil-wrapped generous portion of spicy chicken goodness. It’s messy to eat – this is NOT first-date food.

Malacca
Open-loaf surgery

Strolling through the town, we come across the Temple of the Goddess of Mercy.

Malacca
Cheng Hoon Teng Temple – circa 1673

Maria falls into an open drain while taking this photo, so  maybe the Goddess isn’t feeling so merciful this day.

We come across the self-styled Buddhist Relics Museum.

Malacca
Malacca

Maria purchases a bracelet. Neither of us fall into a drain for the rest of the day, so the lucky charm must be effective.

The streets are still full of red lanterns left over from Chinese New Year celebrations.

Malacca
Raise the Red Lantern

Malacca is another recognised UNESCO landmark, like Georgetown.

Malacca
The writing’s on the wall. But it’s in Chinese.

Georgetown, Malacca, and Singapore were once collectively known as the Straits Settlements.

Malacca
Old Dutch Stadhuys

Beside the Maritime Museum is a full-scale replica of a nau, the Portuguese version of a carrack.

Malacca
It’s Nau or Never

Atop St. Paul’s Hill are the remains of this church.

Malacca
Nossa Senhora da Annunciada – circa 1521

St. Francis Xavier , the co-founder of the Jesuit Order, was briefly buried here before being moved on to Goa in India.

Sight or Insight of the Day – Malacca

This is another place I visited 30 years ago. The chief attraction for me was its rich history.

Fewer people must’ve had an interest in history at that time, because it was nothing like the Disneyfied circus that is modern-day Malacca.

Like Kanchanaburi, Malacca has discovered tourism with a vengeance. A large part is probably that all Asians have a lot more extra money than they did thirty years ago, so every tourist attraction is turning into Niagara Falls. Can’t really complain about that. (Asians having a lot of extra money, that is.)

Malacca
World’s most hideous trishaws

When we see these trishaws covered in stuffed Hello Kitty figures and Disney movie characters, we don’t think it can get any worse. But at night, they pulsate with flashing LED lights. And wait – there’s more: they also blast out painfully loud, distorted music as well

Kuala Lumpur continued…

Welcome to Kuala Lumpur continued. We spend nearly another week here altogether, taking care of sundry business.

We marvel at the modern architecture of KL, but we admire the older colonial buildings as well.

Kuala Lumpur continued
Moghul-esque architecture

Visiting the Batu Cave north of KL means climbing lots of steps.

Kuala Lumpur continued
272 concrete steps…stairway to heaven?

At the top is a massive cave with different hindu temples in it.

Kuala Lumpur continued
Batu Cave

The interior looks like a set from an Indiana Jones movie.

Kuala Lumpur continued
No snakes, we hope

There’s also a giant statue of Hanuman, the monkey god.

Kuala Lumpur continued

There are non-god monkeys as well. We see one grab a bag of snacks from an unsuspecting visitor and are reminded of Lopburi.

Kuala Lumpur continued
Looking for trouble

We make it to the sadly undervisited National Textile museum.

Kuala Lumpur continued
Batik making

This is a piece of material with Koranic texts on it.

Kuala Lumpur continued
I want one

The Kuala Lumpur Tower beckons, and we answer the call.

Kuala Lumpur continued
Sometimes a communications tower is just a communications tower

A height of 276 metres ensures a great view.

Kuala Lumpur continued

There’s a ‘skybox’, where you can venture out if you dare.

Kuala Lumpur continued
Did I just hear something cracking?

It takes much convincing to get Maria to do this.

Kuala Lumpur continued
Acrophobes Anonymous

Sight or Insight of the Day – Kuala Lumpur continued

After reading about it in an old copy of Time Out Kuala Lumpur, we visit the stupendously delightful Bank Negara Malaysia Museum and Art Gallery.

Kuala Lumpur continued
Does it even exist?

This turns out to be an extremely difficult place to get to on this particular day. Taxi drivers have no idea where it is. We are dropped off in the wrong location. Twice. A gaggle of taxi drivers argue among themselves about its whereabouts. In each circumstance, we place under their noses the exact address of this place helpfully displaying on our phone. They ignore it. Utterly. Not a glance. We chalk it up to the bizarre absence of reason and logic different way of looking at things we notice from time to time in this part of the world.

In the end, we walk the last couple of kilometres.

Back in Kuala Lumpur…

…you don’t know how lucky you are, boy – back in Kuala, back in Kuala, back in Kuala LumpUR-ur-ur! ♪

Sorry, just had the tune of ‘Back in the USSR’ stuck in my head.

We return on the last day of Chinese New Year and are welcomed with a thunderous cannonade of fireworks in town.

Back in ‘the Big Durian’, as we name it. Staying at the Rainforest bed and breakfast again.

Back in Kuala Lumpur
The Big Durian

We’re city people at heart. We like the cornucopia of food available here. We enjoy the drool-inducing shawarmas at Shawarma Al-siddiq and indulge in delicacies at the nearby Hakka restaurant.

We finally make it to the Petronas Towers.

Back in Kuala Lumpur
Peak oil company

What follows are mostly views from the tower.

Back in Kuala Lumpur
The Kuala Lumpur Conference Centre, from the skybridge
Back in Kuala Lumpur
Another view of KL, from the skybridge
Back in Kuala Lumpur
Maria looks down at garden designed by Brazilan landscape architect Roberto Burle Marx

Roberto Burle Marx also designed the famous walkways on Copacabana Beach in Rio (after originals in Lisbon.)

Photo By Allan Fraga
Back in Kuala Lumpur
View from the observation deck
Back in Kuala Lumpur
Yet another view from the observation deck
Back in the Kuala Lumpur
And another from the observation deck
Back in Kuala Lumpur
Model visitors

 

Hey, there’s a full-scale model next door.
Back in the Kuala Lumpur
Petronas Tower detail
Back in the USSR
KL architecture

You can buy a 1,115 square foot, 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom unit in these  condos for CAD$300,000.

Sight or Insight of the Day – Back in Kuala Lumpur

We visit the National Museum. A good background to Malaysian history, well presented, but we notice it really lambastes the British colonial period and soft-pedals the Japanese occupation, which was as brutal here as elsewhere. We suspect it’s a case of ‘the West bad, Asia good.’ So it goes.

That’s gratitude for you. Britain messily but successfully put down a communist insurgency from 1948 to 1958, thus sparing Malaysia from the dumpster fire of communist rule as in Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia. (Not to mention China.) And laying the groundwork for the peace and prosperity Malaysia enjoys today. At least until it declares itself an Islamic republic.

(I remember reading somewhere that the Americans were convinced they could overcome a communist urgency in Vietnam because the British had done so in Malaysia.)

Ulu Temburong National Park – Brunei

We do an overnight trip to Ulu Temburong National Park, which has one of the most pristine rainforest environments left in Borneo.

Brunei’s territory is curiously separated by a slice of Malaysia. To get to Ulu Temburong involves a high-speed water journey  of 45 minutes, through a network of rivers and channels  and dense mangrove islands to Bangar.

Ulu Temburong
You wouldn’t believe how many people fit in this small boat

We are met in Bangar by Brian, who works for Borneo Guide – the company we book the trip with – and driven to Batang Duri.

Batang Duri is a longhouse village of Iban people, who used to be keen headhunters. And by that, we don’t mean they worked for human resources.

We stay at the Sumbiling Eco Village.

Ulu Temburong
Ulu Temburong
Ulu Temburong
The eco lodge

This is the cleanest river we’ve seen in Asia. Watching the river for three hours, we see one single plastic water bottle. That’s it. No people = no garbage.

Ulu Temburong
Temburong River
Ulu Temburong
Torrential downpour
Ulu Temburong
Our tent interior
Ulu Temburong
Jetty for the longboat
Ulu Temburong
Maria in the prow of our longboat
Ulu Temburong
Houses along the river

The park’s claim to fame is an elevated walkway above the forest canopy.

Ulu Temburong
Climbing up to the canopy walk.

We get a great view.

Ulu Temburong
Lonely at the top
Ulu Temburong
Hornbill’s-eye view

The structure itself is impressive. It’s standard scaffolding (well, probably better-than-standard) from an Irish company, Instant UpRight.

Ulu Temburong
As solid as the Swiss franc

An interesting observation – every piece is specifically designed to be safe  from inception. In much of Asia – indeed, much of the third world – someone may come up with a similar idea, build an ad hoc structure, and through trial and error, eventually come up with something that’s not too fatal.

Ulu Temburong
Ulu Temburong

This reminds me – when we were in Angkor Wat, one of the ancient bridges is being restored. In the meantime, the army of visitors crosses over a sea of plastic docking made by Candock, a Canadian company. We say ‘Candock should use this in their publicity material’. Sure enough, we click on their website and – voila! – one splash screen features the Angkor Wat job, with an accompanying video.

Our guide took this photo as we walk back to the longboat. She thought we were cute.

Ulu Temburong
♫’Wherever we go, whatever we do, we’re gonna go through it together…’♪
Ulu Temburong
Big-ass ant

The best part is racing up and down this shallow, twisty, fast-moving river in the longboat. It’s like whitewater canoeing in reverse.

Ulu Temburong
Yahoo!

It’s not Maria’s favourite part, however.

Ulu Temburong
Arriving back to the lodge
Ulu Temburong
Home sweet home
Ulu Temburong
Dining area

To amuse ourselves in the evening, we do rock painting. I was trying to do a proboscis monkey.

Ulu Temburong
Primitive art

My monkey looks like it has a shiner.

This butterfly is about the size of a handspan.

Ulu Temburong
A visitor to our tent
Ulu Temburong
So long to Ulu Temburong

Returning to Bandar Seri Begawan, we stay one night before catching the boat the next morning to Labuan, which serves as the Las Vegas of northwest Borneo. A duty-free zone, it offers cheap booze and tobacco, gambling, and probably other vices. From there, we have another three-hour boat trip back to Kota Kinabalu.

The boat has video entertainment. Among other films. we’re treated to Wolf Warrior 2. This a Chinese movie of such astounding propagandistic proportions, I’m left speechless. In brief:

  • The Chinese are the good guys, providing hospitals and employment-rich opportunities in a fictional African country, protecting the widows and orphans when they are endangered by…
  • …a horde of murderous rebels, staffed largely by merciless, cruel, barbaric Western mercenaries…
  • …who are opposed by a cutting-edge, modern Chinese fleet off the coast and an unstoppable, bulletproof lone-wolf hero who saves the day single-handedly.
‘Xi Jinping sent me!’

The production values are as high as anything produced in Hollywood.

Memorable scene: hero is driving in a jeep with rescued American nurse. She calls the American embassy on her phone. Chuckling, the hero asks ‘You really think the US Marines are the best, don’t you?’ ‘Of course!’, she replies, before getting a recorded message that the US embassy is closed. Implication: the Americans have run off with their tail between their legs in the face of this rabble of a rebel army, unlike the stouthearted Chinese.

Sight or Insight of the Day – Ulu Temburong

On arrival in KK, we both breathe easier in the more sinful atmosphere of this vibrant, noisy, lively town after spending five days in Brunei.

Disembarking in the Babylon of Borneo

Brunei and Bruneians are nice, but let’s face it – there’s a sort of pall of joylessness that hangs over most places that take their religion too seriously.

Dragon costume lurks in the back of a van
Young dragon dancers shake down the owner of our restaurant for a contribution

We look forward to our flight back to Kuala Lumpur.

Bandar Seri Begawan – Brunei

We fly from Sandakan back to Kota Kinabalu, planning to take a fast ferry to Labuan Island (still Malaysia) then another boat to Bandar Seri Begawan (in Brunei).

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Air Asia, again

One of the many things we like about Malaysia – you can take a photo at the airport without some jabbering moron sticking an AK-47 in your guts, declaring that the crappy airport of their moribund failed state is a ‘strategic military asset’.

(Historical footnote: Sandakan airport is the original site of an airstrip that the Japanese built with the slave labour of Allied POWs before murdering them.)

As it happens, in KK the boat tickets are sold out. We fly instead.

On arrival, we don’t see any money exchange. This is the first airport we’ve ever seen that doesn’t have ATMs and a dozen prominent money-change places vying for business.

They have a nice mosque, though.

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Airport mosque

Luckily, we changed money in KK, so have funds for a taxi into town. Someone tells us later that there is a money exchange ‘upstairs’. 

This seems to be a theme in Brunei – it can be difficult to find out simple things. We plan to take the boat back to KK, but can’t find information about purchasing advance tickets. So we spend an hour travelling out to the ferry terminal. Which is closed.

Fortunately, a young (Chinese-) Bruneian woman kindly offers us a lift back to town. She’s very chatty. She spent four years in London studying petroleum engineering and now works for Shell. (Shell seems to have a monopoly on the extraction and retailing of oil & gas in Brunei.)

Brunei is a pocket-sized, oil-rich sultanate. It’s very orderly. They have sharia law here.

It’s prosperous, but not ludicrously so. (We’re looking at you, Gulf states.)

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Street scene

It feels as if some small, decent-but-dull town won the lottery. Everyone is doing OK. But it’s still, well, decent and dull.

We like this café sign, featuring a proboscis monkey. Note the road sign in Roman characters and Jawi, a form of Arabic script for writing Malay.

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Bilingual or biliteral?

Speaking of non-alcoholic beverages, we are abstaining from our daily sundowner while here. (Not out of virtue – we have no choice because Brunei is an alcohol-free country.)

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Tidy streets

How well-off is Brunei? A personal anecdote – in Ottawa, the embassy of Belgium (population 11,350,000, headquarters of the European Union) moved from 395 Laurier St. East because it was ‘too expensive to maintain.’

Brunei High Commission, Ottawa, courtesy of Wikipedia

The property was then taken over by the High Commission of Brunei (population 423,196).

Everyone drives here. Gas is cheap. Surprisingly, taxis are expensive, especially by Asian standards.

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Everyone drives. Gas is cheap.

It’s safe and unthreatening. Everywhere are affirmations of loyalty to the Sultan. He’s fairly benevolent, for an absolute muslim monarch. Not like his brother Jefri.

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Broad avenues
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The Ministry of Religious Affairs.  Kinda creepy.
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Nice house

Distributed throughout the broad avenues and modern buildings are old-school wooden houses common in Borneo. They probably date from the pre-oil wealth days.

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Bandar Seri Begawan

Bandar Seri Begawan

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Old house, new building, and our hotel (white building)

You’re never far from a mosque in Brunei.

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Omar Ali Saifuddin mosque

We visit Kampong Air, the water village that lies across the Brunei River.

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Brunei River

It’s supposed to be the largest in the world.

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Water taxi

The fare to cross the river is one Brunei dollar. A Brunei dollar is approximately one Canadian dollar.

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Inevitably, called ‘the Venice of the East’
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Looks like the suburbs
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Water town

Sight or Insight of the Day – Bandar Seri Begawan

As mentioned, we originally plan on taking the speedy ferry to Brunei. The ferry is sold out. Same for the next day. We have an upcoming return flight to Kuala Lumpur, so time is important.

We buy an air ticket for the same day. Royal Brunei airlines offers the cheapest available seats.

When we check in at KK airport, we discover that our seats are business class. We enjoy the amenities of the first class lounge at the airport and wide, comfy seats on the plane.

Sweet!

Thanks, Royal Brunei airlines! Too bad the flight is only 25 minutes. A trans-Pacific flight at this level of luxury would’ve been awesome.