So at least we’re caught up to our arrival here. More to come.
Sight or Insight of the Day –
We run into people we know from Ottawa on the streets of Auckland.
As we walk down Queen Street, we hear our names called. It’s Yves. Yves and Darlene are good friends of my brother and sister-in-law, Joanne. (Darlene and Joanne are cousins.) We knew they were on a cruise in this part of the world, but it seems unlikely our paths would cross. Kudos to Yves for recognizing us among the throngs of the city.
We meet 14,219 km from home
How improbable is that? We celebrate by going out for dinner.
We stop for lunch in Tarraleah. In the nearby fountain, a momma duck herds her ducklings.
Falling between the quacks
On our way towards the west coast, we visit the Wall in the Wilderness. This is a project of sculptor Greg Duncan to carve a mural in wood describing life in this part of Tasmania. They have a strict ‘no photos’ policy, but fortunately, Google once again comes to the rescue, as you can see here.
On our way to Strahan, we pass through Queenstown, a former mining area.
Below is Tas, our two-week campervan rental. He – yes, he’s a ‘he’ – is actually an upgrade. Much newer, but lacking in character. And an un-ergonomic configuration that has us banging our heads daily and tut-tutting about the user-unfriendly design.
Tas is no Matilda
The approach to Queenstown is a windy steep road – lots of fun.
After a few days in Strahan, we drive to Cradle Mountain.
Cradle Mountain – photo courtesy of Wikipedia – not exactly as illustrated
We never get to see it like this. For the entire time we are in the area, we endure gale-force winds, torrential rain, and temperatures hovering around zero. Fortunately, there’s a comfy lodge to hang around in during the day.
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” ― Shakespeare, The Tempest
Poor devils – they’re plagued with DFTD, which threatens to wipe them out. Devil facial tumour disease only appeared in the 90s, but is taking a severe toll on the Tasmanian devil population. It’s rare that a species becomes endangered through nature itself rather than through the shitty behaviour of humans, but this is the case.
They’re cute, but not exactly cuddly. Anyway, they don’t look anything like their Warner Brothers namesake.
Although they do share unspeakably powerful jaw strength. According to Wikipedia:
‘The Tasmanian devil has the most powerful bite relative to body size of any living mammalian carnivore, exerting a force of 553 N (56.4 kgf).’
We carry on to Port Arthur. Originally a dreaded penal colony, it is now a pleasant place to walk around.
Port Arthur
Resting – Port Arthur
Prison ruins, Port Arthur
An old cell
Hobart is a pleasant small port city. Very civilized.
Harbour town
Eventually we arrive at the MONA. This place is astounding.
The Museum of Old and New Art
Most of it exists underground, carved out of the living Tasmanian sandstone.
Down into the bowels of the earth…
It’s private. It is founded by a local Hobart man, David Walsh. He made a lot of money as a gambler. He has no background in the art world. And he has built an institution – no, that’s too stuffy a word – the man has built a space-where-stuff-happens-that-is-endlessly-fascinating-to-experience. We need a new word for this.
New York, London, Paris, Berlin (and Sydney, and Melbourne) – eat your hearts out. You have nothing like this.
Below is UK artist Richard Wilson’s ’20:50′.
‘… a room flooded with engine oil. A waist-high barrier extends into the room allowing viewers to walk into it without touching the still, black mass. Museum staff repeatedly tells viewers not to touch it. ‘ – Marcus Teague, BROADSHEET Melbourne
I saw this at the Saatchi Gallery in London decades ago. </End of art brag>
Replica of Vermeer‘s studio in the MONA, including the light (even though it’s deep underground)
The MONA combines bleeding-edge modernism and the shatteringly unconventional with a total and utter lack of pretension. (This last is a very Australian aspect.)
It’s kind of like Louisiana north of Copenhagen or the Kröller-Müller Museum in the Netherlands – if you’re never in the area, you may never know they exist. Then you stumble across it and think ‘Holy shit! Why have I never heard of this place?’ Assuming you’re the artsy-fartsy type, of course.
The irreverence carries on in the signs asking people not to trespass in the vineyards surrounding the MONA.
and another…
Also in Hobart, we visit a replica of Mawson’s huts. Douglas Mawson was an Antarctic explorer and geologist from South Australia.
Good place to chill
A fascinating man. He goes to the Antarctic with Shackleton, leads several other expeditions filled with derring-do, traipses around the outback doing pioneer geological surveys, then continues on in a career as a respected academic. Like Indiana Jones with an Australian accent.
A landmark of Hobart is the Tasman Bridge.
Tasman Bridge
This was the site of a catastrophic accident in 1975.
‘In BIT.FALL, information is represented by words generated by a computer program, based on a statistical algorithm. The program filters relevant terms from the current stream of news on the internet, and transmits the values to the control unit of BIT.FALL. In a split second, BIT. FALL releases hundreds of drops at specific intervals, creating a ‘waterfall’ of words. Each drop of water thus becomes a liquid and transient ‘pixel’ or ‘bit’, the smallest unit of information. ‘
So the words that appear are based on whatever’s trending on the web.
Rapt viewer
The words are crystal clear, but immediately dissolve into a mist, leaving you waiting for the next one. We stand watching this for ten minutes.
From the Australian Alps, we travel from Gippsland to Melbourne to Tasmania.
We spend a few days at Cape Conran, in East Gippsland. The beach is deserted.
Cape Conran
We create a shelter against the sun from whatever we can scavenge in Matilda, in addition to driftwood, because we leave most of her awning materials – pegs, guy-lines, etc – back at the campground.
Check out the umbrella in use as a tent peg
On the way back, a wallaby crosses our path.
A hop…
…a skip…
…and a jump
It would be interesting to see an Eadweard Muybridge-style study of macropeds in motion. They’re so graceful.
We drive across Gippsland – basically the south of the state of Victoria – on our way to Wilsons Promontory.
Wilsons Prom
It’s very scenic.
Wilsons Prom
The wildlife around Tidal River, where we camp, is famously tame.
I make friends with the local avian fauna
The next morning, this bird follows Maria around, waiting for a handout.
Seeing red
Tidal River
Tidal River
Wallaby with joey
Back in Melbourne, I reconnect with Philip, an old Melbournian friend. He’s also a worker in words.
Lunch in the Botanical Gardens
It’s rainy and cold, as it often seems to be here.
If the sun don’t come you get a tan From standing in the Melbourne rain…
At Flinders Station is a mural by Mirka Mora, another Heide habitué.
Flinders Station
Melbourne has a lot of wedding-cake-style Victorian office buildings, besides a skyline full of 21st-century architecture.
Victoriana
While in town, we visit the Australian Centre for the Moving Image. Among its old Skippy the Bush Kangaroo clips and Mad Max memorabilia is the piano from Jane Campion’ s The Piano. Still one of our favourite films. (Has it really been 25 years?) It is in fact an early-19th-century, made-in-London antique.
It’s with great sadness we drop off Matilda at the rental depot. She kept us safe and mobile for over 24,000 kilometres around Australia, in all conditions. Goodbye, old friend.
See you in another life, Matilda
Our flight arrives late in Hobart. We like this sculpture in the arrivals hall.
Devils in the baggage
Devils in the baggage
Sight or Insight of the Day – Melbourne to Tasmania
We pick up our new camper-van the next day. This is the license plate:
Tiger, tiger burning bright…
We like the stylized Tasmanian tiger drinking from a stream. We download and re-watch a good Willem Dafoe movie from 2011, The Hunter. Check it out.
Also, notice the dearth of letters and numbers in the plates of sparsely-populated Tassie. Like Prince Edward Island. Or Luxembourg.
From Canberra we make our way to Jindabyne, a gateway to the Australian Alps.
Jindabyne is one of the towns that benefit from the Snowy Mountains Scheme, a giant hydro power-and-water-conservation project.
There’s no business like snow business
It’s strange to see snow in Australia. Above is the Perisher Valley ski resort. It’s on the way to Charlotte Pass, from which you can walk to the peak of Mt. Kosciusko, Australia’s highest mountain. We see many masochistic cyclists working their way up to Charlotte Pass, no doubt looking forward to the gravity-powered return trip.
In the background is the Snowy River, a household word in Australia thanks to the poem The Man from Snowy River. The river has its origins around Mt. Kosciusko.
(By coincidence, a few days later we pass through Marlo, Victoria, where the Snowy enters the sea.)
Source of the Snowy River
‘He hails from Snowy River, up by Kosciusko’s side,
Where the hills are twice as steep and twice as rough,
Where a horse’s hoofs strike firelight from the flint stones every stride,
The man that holds his own is good enough.
And the Snowy River riders on the mountains make their home,
Where the river runs those giant hills between…’
A rare photo with both of us, thanks to passing couple.
We backtrack to Jindabyne and head to Thredbo on the other side of Mt. Kosciusko. Thredbo is the Whistler of Australia – such as it is – including sky-high prices for everything.
Thredbo from the top of the chair lift
It’s a breathtaking journey from Jindabyne to Omeo on the Great Alpine Way, via Khancoban.
The road less traveled
Australian Alps
The scenery driving through the mountains is spectacular. We don’t have many pictures because that means stopping every few minutes. You can get an idea of what it looks like here. (Thanks, Google.)
After crossing the Murray River back into the state of Victoria, we spot another echidna and help him cross the road.
Call me Spike
We spend the night in Omeo, Victoria. Our caravan park sits on Livingstone Creek. There are platypus in the river, but we don’t see any.
We make a point of visiting the Buchan Caves, after seeing this antique tourist poster in the Australian National Museum.
Fairy Cave, complete with real fairies
Turns out to be worth it. The formations in these caves are on the mind-blowing side.
Buchan caves
Once again, we can’t stop every few metres to take photos, so we enlist the help of Google images here.
Cave man
Sight or Insight of the Day – Australian Alps
We drive across Gippsland to Wilsons Promontory. At the Tidal River campground where we stay, the wildlife is very tame.
Maria gets up close and personal with a grazing wombat
From northeast Victoria, we travel through New South Wales to the Australian Capital Territory.
Nice scenery, but watch out for echidnas
We call ahead to several caravan parks in Canberra. They have no vacancies. Probably because many people are in town for the 100th anniversary of the end of WWI. We find a place near Yass, NSW on Lake Burrinjuck for the night.
Top of the lake
It’s pretty idyllic. We have the place to ourselves. Except for a very friendly dog that adopts us. (We assume she belongs to the proprietors.) She behaves perfectly and doesn’t make a sound. She sleeps outside the van and is still there in the morning. We name her Molly.
Hills near Yass
As the sun sets, the surrounding hills turn red.
Hills near Yass
The only sound is sheep bleating in the hills.
Some jolly jumbucks
Our first stop in Canberra is the Australian War Memorial. Essentially a war museum. It is extremely well done.
Poppies at the AWM
The scene of lots of activity the day before we arrive, November 11, but now quiet and uncrowded.
AWM entrance
It contains lots of nifty hardware, including a Japanese midget submarine that attacked Sydney Harbour, a WWI tank, and a Lancaster bomber.
Australian War Memorial courtyard
We spend four nights in Canberra. Like most planned-from-scratch cities, it features sweeping boulevards that look great. As long as you’re not a pedestrian.
Looking down ANZAC Parade to the new parliament house.
Being the national capital, Canberra has some great museums. We see a special exhibit about Rome at the National Museum of Australia.
Cool architecture of the NMA
We visit the superb National Portrait Gallery. Ottawa has been dithering over creating a national portrait gallery for decades. Jeeze, just friggin’ build it, already.
Australia and Canada are similar in being burdened with less-than-impressive, mediocre, self-serving politicians, yet both countries manage to be great places to live.
By design, it is a delightfully open place. After a security check, people are welcome to poke around its interesting features. A pleasant change from the Iron Fortress isolation from the public found in most other western countries’ government buildings.
Still, there are enough men and women around toting machine guns to discourage any would-be jihadis yearning for martyrdom.
Looking down Federation Mall back to the Australian War Memorial, with the old Parliament House in the foreground
Sight or Insight of the Day
You can see the fields of red in the photos of Parliament House above.
Our interest in the Ned Kelly story continues. From Melbourne we drive north east to Kelly Country.
First stop is the village of Beveridge. This is the house Kelly’s father built in the 1850s. His brother and fellow gang member, Dan, was born here.
House of ill fame
Next to the town of Avenel. As a boy, Ned saves a seven-year-old Richard Shelton from drowning near this spot on Hughes Creek. Shelton’s grateful parents present Ned with a green silk sash.
In the background is the Avenel Bridge, a minor marvel of Victorian engineering
‘I do not pretend that I have led a blameless life, or that one fault justified another, but the public, judging a case like mine, should remember that the darkest life may have
a bright side …’ – Ned Kelly
The Kelly name still means something in these parts.
Australian graffiti
After an excellent pizza in town, we go to Euroa. The Kelly gang robs a bank here, takes hostages, and treats the locals to daring feats of horsemanship.
Our next stop is Benalla. They have a lot of Kelly memorabilia here, including Ned’s famous sash, which he wears at the siege of Glenrowan.
The green sash of courage
The Benalla Gallery also has a tapestry based on one of Sydney Nolan’s Ned Kelly series.
The siege at Glenrowan
Benalla cemetery contains several Kelly-related graves, including that of gang member Joe Byrne.
Joe Byrne’s grave
We like the stylized Ned Kellys that indicate Kelly-related graves.
Kelly in profile
It’s based on a contemporary etching that appears in the press.
Ned Kelly at bay
Further down the road is Glenrowan, site of Kelly’s last stand.
This is Glenrowan train station. A train full of policemen arrives from Melbourne to take down the Kelly gang.
People get ready, there’s a train a’comin…
This pony paddock is the site of the Glenrowan Inn. Police besiege the inn and eventually burn it to the ground.
Such is life
Kelly country
This is the spot where the police capture Ned after his collapse.
Man down
Among all the tourist tat in Glenrowan is a well-presented collection of Kelly memorabilia in the shop ‘Kate’s Cottage’.
Replica settler’s homestead
We move on to Beechworth, a pretty town now, once a centre of lawlessness in the gold rush days.
Many of the Kelly family spend a lot of time here, um, doing time.
Jailhouse Rock
Or otherwise appearing before a magistrate.
In the basement of the Beechworth courthouse is a cell regularly occupied by Harry Power. Ned Kelly is ‘apprenticed’ to this bushranger at the age of fourteen.
Your usual cell awaits, Harry
Murdering thug or avenging friend of the oppressed? Probably just a flawed individual like the rest of us. But so iconic is the Kelly story that the opening ceremonies of the Sydney Olympics in 2000 featured a troop of Nolanesque Kelly figures.
Heroes and villains
Sight or Insight of the Day – Kelly Country
On our way north of Yass, NSW, we see another echidna.
Spining for the fjords
Tradition says if you see an echidna, you’ll have good luck for the next three days. (I just made that up. We simply like them.)
From the relative calm of Geelong, we arrive in the urban maelstrom that is Melbourne.
(This entry is brief and at least a week out of date. As usual, finding reliable WiFi in Australia is always difficult. At the moment, we’re reduced to sitting in a McDonald’s in Canberra to leech off of their one hour of free WiFi.)
City by the Bay
To navigate these streets is enervating. We are more accustomed to driving in conditions like this:
Heavy traffic in the MacDonnell Ranges
By accident, we arrive on the day of the Melbourne Cup. This is a big deal here. We toy with the idea of attending, but a deluge of rain on the day puts us off.
‘Heide’ is short for ‘Heidelberg’ – a local neighbourhood
This is the former home of John and Sunday Reed, patrons of the arts in the 30s, 40s, and beyond. Probably most well-known for bringing the talents of Sydney Nolan to the world.
Most of Nolan’s famed Ned Kelly series (which we were fortunate enough to see in Perth) were painted at the kitchen table as the Heide circle thrashed out artistic solutions to the world’s problems.
Table of discontents
The Reeds and Nolan were engaged in a ménage à trois that was unconventional and, um, interesting, to say the least.
There’s also a wonderful library.
Bookish
The rear windows are painted by Mirka Mora, another Heide
habitué.
Clearly creative
We like the tiles over the stove in the kitchen.
Tiles
The surrounding grounds are now a sculpture park. Signs warn to beware of snakes, especially at this time of year.
There’s an interesting video about the construction of this armour out of stolen ploughs.
Bush blacksmithery explained
The weather in Melbourne continues to be cool and wet. Good weather for visiting the State Gallery of Victoria.
Our luck continues, as the Gallery has an exhibit co-featuring Brett Whiteley, whom we first learned about in Sydney.
Melbourne
The other artist is George Baldessin.
But we prefer Brett.
More words to live by
Whiteleys on show
Sight or Insight of the Day – Melbourne
We never free-camp. Often, when people speak of traveling around Australia by camper-van, visions spring up of overnighting on a deserted beach or under the stars alone in the bush. We thought like this as well.
As it turns out, we prefer the luxury of having electricity and proximity to a hot shower. Worth the AUD30 or so, in our opinion.
From the Barossa Valley, we arrive in nearby Adelaide
Adelaide GPO, where we pick up some mail
Poor South Australia often gets missed by overseas visitors – people with time restrictions usually limit themselves to the east coast. This state has so much going for it.
We take a tram out to Glenelg, where there is a beach.
Glenelg foreshore
The water is a beautiful blue, but cold at this time of the year.
Glenelg coastline
Yep, South Australia has it all; great seafood, rich wheat-belts, mineral wealth, superb wineries, opals, former nuclear weapon test sites, and a classy state capital.
We visit the National Wine Centre. Explains the history of the ever-more-successful Australian wine industry.
38,000 bottles and counting
We take a city bus from our caravan park into town every day. Beside the bus stop is a palm tree that doubles as a sort of bird condominium.
Rainbow lorikeet and pigeon share quarters
We depart for the Victoria border. But not before visiting one last South Australian wine-producing area: McLaren Vale.
McLaren Vale vista
We restrict ourselves to a single vineyard, d’Arenberg. We already carry as many bottles of wine as we can reasonably transport. (But we make room for a few more.) The proprietor, Chester Osborn, is quite a character.
This is the visitor centre. It’s ‘different’, as my mother would say. It’s her polite code-word for ‘weird’.
The Cube
Among its oddities is a smell-o-rama room, where you squeeze bulb horns (mounted on bicycle handlebars) to get a whiff of the distinct aromas to look for in wine.
‘Fruity’ scents for reds…
…’Floral’ scents for whites. Get it?
The urinals in the gents are, um, unique.
Not something you see every day
It’s wonderfully warm in this part of South Australia.
The layers start to come off
We arrive in the state of Victoria and follow the Great Ocean Road.
It has pretty coastal scenery, of course.
Canola fields
Parts of the GOR pass though forests that look like Canada.
Forest
There are grand views over the white-capped Southern Ocean.
Lone ship offshore
Many remote rock formations.
Bay of Islands
The grotto
We stop at the Twelve Apostles. (Spoiler alert – there aren’t actually twelve.) It is very popular, attracting the busloads of visitors that make us uncomfortable.
We hike to the beach below and try to keep warm in the cool drizzle by performing some interpretive dance.
‘Prélude à l’après-midi d’un faune’
‘La Mort du cygne’
The landscape in Victoria is a far cry from the parched rocks of central Australia in which we’ve spent so much time.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Adelaide & the Great Ocean Road
There are lots of snakes in Australia. Approximately 170 snake species slither throughout the land – of which 100 are venomous. They are everywhere.
Yet in five months, we have not seen a single snake. We see signs in caravan parks warning of snakes in the area, but outside of zoos, not a trace, not even squashed ones on the road.
Until a few weeks ago. Beginning on the road to Norseman in WA, we start to see snakes both alive and flattened.
Snake in the grass
This bad boy is a death adder. We can tell by the worm-like tail appendage (hard to see in this photo) that they use to lure their prey.
We hear snakes are appearing now after a winter spent semi-hibernating. Still doesn’t explain why we didn’t see any in the always-steaming North.
From Ceduna, we drive through South Australia down the seafood-rich Eyre Peninsula to Port Lincoln.
Sundowner on Boston Bay
By the way, these locations have nothing to do with ‘Abraham Lincoln’ or ‘Boston, Massachusetts’: they’re named after places in Lincolnshire in the UK.
On the way up the peninsula to Port Augusta, we stop for lunch in village of Cowell, on Franklin Harbour.
Main street, Cowell, South Australia
According to local info:
‘This area was first seen by Captain Matthew Flinders in HMS ‘Investigator’ in 1802. In 1840, Governor Gawler visited the area from Port Lincoln, and named Franklin Harbour after a midshipman on Mathew Flinders’ vessel – John (later Sir John) Franklin.’
Largely because we’re less likely to find ourselves elbow to elbow with other avid wine-slurpers than at the big-name cellars.
Wine-slurper-in-chief
We don’t think we’ve ever seen grapevines this early in the season. Our caravan park has vines growing and we observe how the grapes-to-be are at this point like tiny dewdrops.
Embryonic chardonnay
Sight or Insight of the Day – Barossa Valley
Well, Adelaide actually. We check into a caravan park near Adelaide and discover there is a koala living nearby.
I dream of eucalyptus
We’re lucky enough to spot him. He’s darker than his East Coast brothers.