From Bukittinggi, we take a shared taxi to Padang airport. We fly from Padang to Bandar Lampung – via Jambi – then take a seven-hour bus trip next day to Krui.
Too much, the magic bus
Krui is little-known on the farang circuit – except to surfers.
The few foreign visitors here are all surfing people. We can see where their passion comes from.
<Cue the ‘Hawaii 5-O’ theme>
From what we can absorb, surfing is part art, part science, and part lifestyle philosophy. My misfortune to be born 1,000 kilometres from salt water.
‘Surf’s Up, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm Aboard a tidal wave Come about hard and join The young and often spring you gave I heard the word Wonderful thing A children’s song’
– The Beach Boys, ‘Surf’s Up‘ (alternatively, a stripped-to-its-essentials version. )
(This song has little to do with surfing, apart from the title. I just like the enigmatic lyrics.)
Krui is not an easy place to get to. But once we’re here, it’s extremely pleasant.
Palm-lined road
Our guesthouse has several names, for example ‘Mutiara Alam’ (Nature’s Pearl), ‘Hotel Zandino’, and ‘Krui surf camp’.
Stumbling across it was a happy accident.
Hotel Zandino/Mutiara Alam/ Krui surfcamp
It’s owned and operated by Zane, a transplanted Californian from San Diego who has made this place his home for more than 25 years.
David, Zane, et moi graze at lunch
The other people here are Max and Jade, a lovely young Mauritian couple, and David, an adventurous young South African who has been crewing on yachts. (All surfers, of course.) There’s a relaxed atmosphere that threatens to trap us here for a while.
Eddy, Zane’s majordomo, climbs a coconut tree for some refreshments….
Krui
…then he hacks off the tops.
Krui
David and I enjoy the fruits of Eddy’s labours.
Krui
Our accommodation faces the ocean. Delicious meals are included. Beer is freely available. (Not a thing to take for granted in this conservative part of Sumatra.)
Our corner suite
We walk everywhere, which makes us conspicuous. Everybody in Indonesia rides scooters at all times.
A walk on the wild side
The sun sinks into the Indian Ocean at the end of our first day.
Krui sunset
Sight or Insight of the Day – Krui
One of the best places to hang out is the tree house. Not only does it overlook the ocean, it overhangs the ocean.
Tree House
It’s also a good place for a sundowner.
Safe arbour
This is the view of the beach from the tree house. Whenever we’re by the ocean like this, Chris Rea’s ‘On the Beach‘ runs though my mind like a soundtrack. Hell, the whole album is a classic. Takes me back to my silo-building days.
We eventually wrest ourselves from the sloth-inducing grip of Lake Toba and head for Bukittinggi.
Still in Tuk Tuk, we discover that chickens love Marie biscuits. We throw a few crumbs to a sociable hen. She returns with her friends and mobs our veranda. There goes the rest of the pack. And some cream crackers to boot.
Popular with the chicks
We fly to Padang (via Medan) rather than face a 16-hour bus ride to Bukittinggi. Getting to the local airport is a journey in itself. At the airport (and elsewhere), Maria is requested to feature in family photos by complete strangers. This never happens to me.
Popular with the locals
On the flight back to Medan, we pass this volcano emitting a puff of smoke. It might be Mount Sinabung. No guarantees.
Volcano
Bukittinggi is a hill town. Like Lake Toba, it’s cooler than the plains below.
Our guesthouse is surrounded by mosques. (Technically, so is every location in town.) At prayer times, it’s like a titanic Battle of the Muezzins. The reception desk provides complimentary ear-plugs at check-in.
For lunch, we have a nasi Padang, elbow-to-elbow with the townsfolk in a popular eatery. Nasi Padang is basically rice and a dozen or so side dishes.
Praise the Lord and pass the gado-gado
A park in town overlooks the Sianok Valley
Valley view
In town, we visit the ‘Japanese tunnels’. This roomy network of tunnels was built – using slave labour, of course – during the Japanese occupation of Sumatra. Interestingly, the gardens outside have a recent statue/memorial to Japanese soldiers. There is no English information, but it looks sincerely flattering.
Possibly because the occupation paved the way for the successful post-war independence struggle against the Netherlands. Apparently, the modern government won’t let the death of four million Indonesians due to the Japanese occupation stand in the way of saying ‘Thanks!’ for getting rid of the satanic Dutch.
Tunnel vision
One day, we hire a guide and a driver and tour the area surrounding BT.
We walk through beautiful rice paddies.
Rice is nice
We stop in a plantation that grows things such as turmeric, cloves, and cinnamon.
Cinnamon, in case you don’t know, is made from the bark of the cinnamon tree.
Allow me to demonstrate
The proprietor climbs a papaya tree to provide us with a snack.
Come to papaya
They’re juicy.
By their fruits ye shall know them
This is where chocolate gets its start.
Cocoa pods on a cocoa tree
We visit a couple of villages, Rao-Rao and Balimbing, that have many Minangkabau-style houses. Similar to Batak houses around Lake Toba. But different.
Minangkabau houseMinangkabau house interior
Notice my new hat – my third since we began this trip six months ago.
How now, Rao-Rao?
Balimbing is also a rice-farming centre.
Minangkabau-style town hall, Balimbing
We come across a small enterprise of women producing some kind of biscuits over a wood fire.
Balimbing cookie business
Like many places the world over, women seem to do most of the work. Men spend their time hanging out in groups, playing games, smoking, and gossiping.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Bukittinggi
During our motorized tour, we stop for lunch at the Pondok Flora restaurant. Besides a pleasant outdoor setting, the property has several resident birds of prey.
This professorial-looking owl isn’t shy about being around humans.
As mentioned in the previous entry, we find it hard to move beyond Tuk Tuk.
At last, we rent a scooter from our guesthouse. (One of our guesthouses – we move between two, to spread our business. The other one is the Sibigo.)
Two wheels good
This street sign in Batak script piques our linguistic interest. This script pre-dates the arrival of Europeans.
Looks like Klingon
We can’t get enough of these traditional Batak houses.
One little…Two little…Three little Batak houses
After a few more days of idleness, we travel around the island clockwise.
Onwards and upwards
Lake Toba from the heights of Samosir Island looks almost Scandinavian.
Beyond Tuk TukLake Toba from the heights of SamosirWaterfall
We’ll miss this place when we leave. The people are very musical. Lots of singing going on.
In one of our guesthouses, everyone in the family is musically talented. It’s like staying with the Partridge Family.
Sumatra? Or Norway?Sumatra? Or Norway?Sumatra? Or Norway?
We stop for a lunch of instant noodles at a roadside stand.
Al fresco, con vista
Another similarity with Madagascar – terraced rice cultivation.
Rice terraces
Sight or Insight of the Day – beyond Tuk Tuk
When in Madagascar a few years ago, we learn that that island was populated -fairly recently – by people from this part of the world (that is, the Malay Archipelago). Among other things that may have an origin here are unusual funeral customs.
In Madagascar, they have parties for the deceased after a few years, give them gifts like new clothes, then rebury them.
In the Lake Toba area, people dig up the deceased, throw them a bash, wash their bones, then place the bones in little buildings called ‘tugus’.
Tugu, or bone house
We come across this unique structure below. The sign says:
‘The monument and the grave of Ompu Landit Simanihuruk and all of his offspring.’
A Google search turns up nothing.
The House of Simanihuruk
The interior contains hundreds of niches, presumably for the bones of generations yet to come.
Beehive-like interior
Mr. Ompu must be optimistic about the continuation of his line; only a dozen or so niches at the top are filled, leaving over 700 for the future.
Tomb Raider
Note the crosses. People here are nominally Christian, but we suspect it’s a case of Christianity grafted onto traditional beliefs. Like many places subjected to foreign missionaries.
We had never heard of this place until a few days ago. It is staggeringly beautiful. Squint your eyes and you could be on Lake Como.
Arrival
We can’t understand why people aren’t thronging to this place. Its level of laid-backness is off the charts.
Trans-lake transport
It’s apparently the largest volcanic lake in the world. When Toba exploded 75,000 years ago, catastrophe followed. Bad news for contemporary cavemen, good news for the modern holiday-maker. The Singapore-sized Samosir Island that now takes up most of the lake is a joy to hang out in.
Lake Toba
The inhabitants are Batak. Batak people around here are non-muslim, which we’re sure contributes to the serene, relaxed atmosphere.
Batak houses
It’s so mellow, we’ve been here for four days and haven’t managed to move beyond Tuk Tuk, the little village where the ferry from Parapat arrives. It’s like the land of the lotus-eaters.
Come on in, the water’s fine
There are scores of tidy, well-kept accommodation options here. The food is excellent. The tiny four-room guesthouse where we first stay serves the best satay – the signature dish of Malaysia/Singapore/Indonesia – I have ever tasted anywhere.
Batak houses
We regularly spend time in the restaurant of the Carolina Hotel for its great WiFi . It is so clean, charming, and comfortable that I would gladly check in my own mother here. And that’s a ringing endorsement, believe us.
(For a cost of about $CAD35.00 a day. The place we stay is much cheaper.)
Water view
We don’t say people should fly around the planet to spend a week in Lake Toba. But we would definitely target urban dwellers in Kuala Lumpur or Singapore – intensely urban environments with high-pressure employment – to jump on a plane for an hour or two and decompress here. At a fraction of Singapore prices.
Batak houses
Also, the temperature is perfect. The altitude and location in the middle of the lake keep things comfortably cool. Especially after the hothouse atmosphere of Medan.
Rooftops in Tuk Tuk
It’s a lake, not a beach. But it’s still delightful.
It’s a shame to see guesthouse after guesthouse – lawns trimmed, gardens watered, well-dressed friendly staff waiting to serve you – standing empty, when there are so many overdeveloped and exploitative places elsewhere in SE Asia that attract capacity crowds.
Lake Toba
The only things that disturb the tranquility here are the boats that go from dock to dock. They announce their presence with loud, nonstop music blaring out at ear-splitting volume.
Fly in the ointment
Maria usually rounds off the afternoons doing yoga at the waterfront.
Maria calls this exercise. That’s a bit of a stretch.
This is the waterfront area of our current hotel. There are about four guests. It has about 35 rooms.
<cricket chirps>
Who knows, we might even make it out of Tuk Tuk one of these days.
So if anyone within a 500 kilometre radius happens to read this, try to make it to Lake Toba. You’ll like it.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Lake Toba
The bus trip to Lake Toba is, um, interesting. We travel on the Sejahtera Line, which travels direct from Medan to Parapat. A five-and-a-half hour journey for the princely sum of CAD4.00 each.
This is the bus station in Medan. We’re a long way from the spotless terminals of Thailand and Malaysia.
Terminal illness
Our bus has no air conditioning or other modern conveniences.
Your chariot awaits
Having said that, we arrive at our destination in one piece and on schedule – which has not always been the case, even with fancier buses in SE Asia.
We enjoy an entire week in Singapore and make plans to go to Medan, the 4th-largest city in Indonesia, on the island of Sumatra.
A good friend gifted us with some cash to enjoy a cocktail on arrival in Bangkok. Instead, we have been saving this to order a Singapore Sling at Raffles Hotel, where they were invented. Unfortunately, the hotel is completely closed for a total renovation.
Raffles Hotel, courtesy of Wikipedia
Accommodation is expensive in Singapore. We stay in a ‘capsule hotel’ in the Kampung Glam neighbourhood.
Ground Control to Major Tom
This is a room about the size of a large bread oven. Good thing we spend all our time outdoors anyway.
Now it’s time to leave the capsule, if you dare…
Singapore would’ve been a great place to exploit the hefty IBM hotel discount – there are scores of snazzy hotels that I’m sure offer a steep discount to IBM people. Didn’t feel like pestering currently-employed IBMers for the list of applicable hotels.
We make it out to Tiger Balm Gardens, one of three started by the brothers responsible for the Tiger Balm empire.
Tiger Balm Gardens
It features concrete sculptures meant to inculcate good Chinese values by reference to folktales and traditional stories. Many of these are utterly bizarre to the uninitiated.
Confucius say – ‘Always wear a life jacket’
Some have explanatory plaques in several languages for background information. Many don’t, and leave us scratching our heads.
Confucius say – ‘Don’t be shellfish’
We comment on the rarity of dogs in Singapore. They are so rare that this pair of professional dog-walkers draws a crowd simply because they have half a dozen mutts in tow.
Dog show
As we depart by boat from Singapore to Batam – a nearby island in Indonesia – we pass more buildings that look like they’re about to cave in.
Farewell, Singapore
After about an hour of travel through the thousand ships that lie in Singapore’s harbour – this is not an exaggeration – we arrive in Batam Island, where we catch a flight to Medan.
In Medan, we visit the Tjong a Fie Mansion. Tjong a Fie was a local Chinese businessman/philanthropist.
Medan
Across the street from here, we enjoy the best soto ayam in Medan.
Our guesthouse is down the street from the Medan Mosque.
AKA the Masjid Raya Al Mashun
The palace of the Sultan of Deli. (Not Delhi.)
AKA istana maimoon
This place is popular with locals. They can dress up in period costumes and have their photos taken.
The Sultan’s throne
A group of schoolkids arrives for a visit. The colour of their uniform reminds us of watermelons.
Watermelon-patch kids
On the grounds is the cutest stray kitten. His piteous mewing attracts our attention. We hope his mamma is around. If we could, we’d bring all of these homeless creatures in and give them the life they deserve.
Who could resist these eyes?
We finally find a museum we’ve been searching for.
Museum of Northern Sumatra
Medan is not the most charming city in the world. We have a specific reason for our sojourn here.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Medan
We are plunged into the deep end of third-world conditions once more. Thailand is visibly more developed than its neighbours. Malaysia is essentially a developed country. And Singapore is like a city of the future, where you could safely perform brain surgery on its sidewalks.
Instantly, we are back in insane traffic, crumbling cities, chaos, and open drains running thick with a noisome, viscous, disease-laden stew of God-knows-what.
Strange brew
People are very kind to us here. But the physical environment takes some adjustment.
We’re back to where the sidewalks are unusable because they either don’t exist or serve primarily as parking lots for motorbikes or someone’s cottage industry.
Is there anything they aren’t fantastic at in Singapore, we wonder?
We take an international bus from Malacca to get here.
Towers of high finance
Below is the Marina Bay Sands. Looks like Noah’s Ark come to rest on top of three tower blocks.
The Marina Bay Sands on a cloudy day
Great things we love about Singapore – it’s clean. REALLY clean. It is cutting-edge modern. (Makes Toronto look like a Duckburg. Sorry, Toronto.) Its public transport is top notch. Its infrastructure is fresh-out-of-the-box new and up to date, unlike a lot of the West’s ’70s-era stuff that is definitely showing its age. There are flowers and greenery everywhere. Did we mention that it’s clean?
(Example – we take the metro out to Changi. On an exterior stretch, we pass a vista of a community square with broad, tree-lined avenues, snazzy modern apartments, and groups of well-dressed people striding purposefully down the wide, clean sidewalk. It strikes us both that it looks like an ‘artist’s conception’ rendering of a future project. In reality, the original ‘artist’s conception’ is usually missing the unconscious crackhead passed out on the sidewalk and the overflowing trash bins outside the fast food joint.)
This is where someone chimes in about Singapore as ‘that place where chewing gum is illegal’, or ‘that place that still uses corporal punishment on social offenders’. If the result is an urban environment as idyllic as Singapore, I’d happily wield the lash against litterbugs myself.
Spectacular buildings are everywhere. The eye-popping Singapore JW Marriott, by Foster and Partners.
Looks like a Meccano set
We make our way out to visit Changi Museum. It may seem as if we visit a lot of scenes of WWII Japanese atrocities. This isn’t deliberate on our part. It’s simply that every place Japan occupied is the scene of egregious acts of brutality. Go figure.
(Most of the visitors to Changi are old people. Evidently, WWII joins the ranks of the American Civil War, the Seven-Years War, the Crusades, and the Punic Wars: as ancient history.
I’ve always seen WWII as the pivotal event of the 20th century: WWI and the Great Depression lead up to it; the end of colonialism, the Cold War and much of Western social and technological advance are the result of it. But then again – the 20th century has been over for 18 years.)
Because we’re already in the neighbourhood, we visit Changi Airport. It keeps winning ‘World’s Best Airport’ awards, and we’re not sure yet if we’ll be leaving through here.
No terminal illness hereInternational transport hub? Or tourist attraction?
Singaporeans love to congregate by the waterside.
City by the bay
This is the Sultan Mosque, as seen from outside our guesthouse. The 5:15 AM call to prayer wakes me up every morning.
Inside a local mall is an artificial canal, in case you feel the need to row a boat while shopping.
Commercial waterway
Of course all of this comes at a cost. It’s pricey here, possibly more so than Canada. But as usual, you get what you pay for.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Singapore
We visit the visually stunning Singapore National Gallery. One noteworthy exhibit – in a gallery of modern Singaporean artists is what looks like angular shapes distributed at random across the floor.
Now you don’t see it.
Move to a certain spot and presto! – looks like a real chair. Neat, eh?
(On the journey, I catch up on episodes of the Walking Dead. I worry about possibly missing the scenery, but every time I raise my head, all I see are oil palm plantations. They carpet the peninsula from coast to coast. )
We stay in the Apa Kaba guesthouse, a family-run traditional Malacca house.
Our guesthouse
The wooden construction makes it feel like staying at somebody’s cottage. In a good way.
Malacca is an old trading centre. Through the centuries, it’s been run by Malay sultans, the Portuguese, the Dutch, and the British.
Wherever there’s commerce, there’s always a large Chinese community. There are lots of Chinese shophouses, that combine a shop and store-room downstairs with living quarters upstairs (and wherever else there is space.)
Old shophouses
The river is the heart of town.
Malacca River
A local Nonya specialty intrigues us: a fiery chicken curry baked inside a loaf of bread. We have to try it.
Chicken in bread specialty
The loaf opens to reveal a foil-wrapped generous portion of spicy chicken goodness. It’s messy to eat – this is NOT first-date food.
Open-loaf surgery
Strolling through the town, we come across the Temple of the Goddess of Mercy.
Cheng Hoon Teng Temple – circa 1673
Maria falls into an open drain while taking this photo, so maybe the Goddess isn’t feeling so merciful this day.
We come across the self-styled Buddhist Relics Museum.
Malacca
Maria purchases a bracelet. Neither of us fall into a drain for the rest of the day, so the lucky charm must be effective.
The streets are still full of red lanterns left over from Chinese New Year celebrations.
Raise the Red Lantern
Malacca is another recognised UNESCO landmark, like Georgetown.
The writing’s on the wall. But it’s in Chinese.
Georgetown, Malacca, and Singapore were once collectively known as the Straits Settlements.
Old Dutch Stadhuys
Beside the Maritime Museum is a full-scale replica of a nau, the Portuguese version of a carrack.
It’s Nau or Never
Atop St. Paul’s Hill are the remains of this church.
Nossa Senhora da Annunciada – circa 1521
St. Francis Xavier , the co-founder of the Jesuit Order, was briefly buried here before being moved on to Goa in India.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Malacca
This is another place I visited 30 years ago. The chief attraction for me was its rich history.
Fewer people must’ve had an interest in history at that time, because it was nothing like the Disneyfied circus that is modern-day Malacca.
Like Kanchanaburi, Malacca has discovered tourism with a vengeance. A large part is probably that all Asians have a lot more extra money than they did thirty years ago, so every tourist attraction is turning into Niagara Falls. Can’t really complain about that. (Asians having a lot of extra money, that is.)
World’s most hideous trishaws
When we see these trishaws covered in stuffed Hello Kitty figures and Disney movie characters, we don’t think it can get any worse. But at night, they pulsate with flashing LED lights. And wait – there’s more: they also blast out painfully loud, distorted music as well
This turns out to be an extremely difficult place to get to on this particular day. Taxi drivers have no idea where it is. We are dropped off in the wrong location. Twice. A gaggle of taxi drivers argue among themselves about its whereabouts. In each circumstance, we place under their noses the exact address of this place helpfully displaying on our phone. They ignore it. Utterly. Not a glance. We chalk it up to the bizarre absence of reason and logic different way of looking at things we notice from time to time in this part of the world.
In the end, we walk the last couple of kilometres.
♫…you don’t know how lucky you are, boy – back in Kuala, back in Kuala, back in Kuala LumpUR-ur-ur! ♪
Sorry, just had the tune of ‘Back in the USSR’ stuck in my head.
We return on the last day of Chinese New Year and are welcomed with a thunderous cannonade of fireworks in town.
Back in ‘the Big Durian’, as we name it. Staying at the Rainforest bed and breakfast again.
The Big Durian
We’re city people at heart. We like the cornucopia of food available here. We enjoy the drool-inducing shawarmas at Shawarma Al-siddiq and indulge in delicacies at the nearby Hakka restaurant.
We finally make it to the Petronas Towers.
Peak oil company
What follows are mostly views from the tower.
The Kuala Lumpur Conference Centre, from the skybridgeAnother view of KL, from the skybridgeMaria looks down at garden designed by Brazilan landscape architect Roberto Burle Marx
Roberto Burle Marx also designed the famous walkways on Copacabana Beach in Rio (after originals in Lisbon.)
Photo By Allan FragaView from the observation deckYet another view from the observation deckAnd another from the observation deckModel visitors
Hey, there’s a full-scale model next door.Petronas Tower detailKL architecture
You can buy a 1,115 square foot, 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom unit in these condos for CAD$300,000.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Back in Kuala Lumpur
We visit the National Museum. A good background to Malaysian history, well presented, but we notice it really lambastes the British colonial period and soft-pedals the Japanese occupation, which was as brutal here as elsewhere. We suspect it’s a case of ‘the West bad, Asia good.’ So it goes.
That’s gratitude for you. Britain messily but successfully put down a communist insurgency from 1948 to 1958, thus sparing Malaysia from the dumpster fire of communist rule as in Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia. (Not to mention China.) And laying the groundwork for the peace and prosperity Malaysia enjoys today. At least until it declares itself an Islamic republic.
(I remember reading somewhere that the Americans were convinced they could overcome a communist urgency in Vietnam because the British had done so in Malaysia.)
We do an overnight trip to Ulu Temburong National Park, which has one of the most pristine rainforest environments left in Borneo.
Brunei’s territory is curiously separated by a slice of Malaysia. To get to Ulu Temburong involves a high-speed water journey of 45 minutes, through a network of rivers and channels and dense mangrove islands to Bangar.
You wouldn’t believe how many people fit in this small boat
We are met in Bangar by Brian, who works for Borneo Guide – the company we book the trip with – and driven to Batang Duri.
Batang Duri is a longhouse village of Iban people, who used to be keen headhunters. And by that, we don’t mean they worked for human resources.
We stay at the Sumbiling Eco Village.
Ulu TemburongThe eco lodge
This is the cleanest river we’ve seen in Asia. Watching the river for three hours, we see one single plastic water bottle. That’s it. No people = no garbage.
Temburong RiverTorrential downpourOur tent interiorJetty for the longboatMaria in the prow of our longboatHouses along the river
The park’s claim to fame is an elevated walkway above the forest canopy.
Climbing up to the canopy walk.
We get a great view.
Lonely at the topHornbill’s-eye view
The structure itself is impressive. It’s standard scaffolding (well, probably better-than-standard) from an Irish company, Instant UpRight.
As solid as the Swiss franc
An interesting observation – every piece is specifically designed to be safe from inception. In much of Asia – indeed, much of the third world – someone may come up with a similar idea, build an ad hoc structure, and through trial and error, eventually come up with something that’s not too fatal.
Ulu Temburong
This reminds me – when we were in Angkor Wat, one of the ancient bridges is being restored. In the meantime, the army of visitors crosses over a sea of plastic docking made by Candock, a Canadian company. We say ‘Candock should use this in their publicity material’. Sure enough, we click on their website and – voila! – one splash screen features the Angkor Wat job, with an accompanying video.
Our guide took this photo as we walk back to the longboat. She thought we were cute.
The best part is racing up and down this shallow, twisty, fast-moving river in the longboat. It’s like whitewater canoeing in reverse.
Yahoo!
It’s not Maria’s favourite part, however.
Arriving back to the lodgeHome sweet homeDining area
To amuse ourselves in the evening, we do rock painting. I was trying to do a proboscis monkey.
Primitive art
My monkey looks like it has a shiner.
This butterfly is about the size of a handspan.
A visitor to our tentSo long to Ulu Temburong
Returning to Bandar Seri Begawan, we stay one night before catching the boat the next morning to Labuan, which serves as the Las Vegas of northwest Borneo. A duty-free zone, it offers cheap booze and tobacco, gambling, and probably other vices. From there, we have another three-hour boat trip back to Kota Kinabalu.
The boat has video entertainment. Among other films. we’re treated to Wolf Warrior 2. This a Chinese movie of such astounding propagandistic proportions, I’m left speechless. In brief:
The Chinese are the good guys, providing hospitals and employment-rich opportunities in a fictional African country, protecting the widows and orphans when they are endangered by…
…a horde of murderous rebels, staffed largely by merciless, cruel, barbaric Western mercenaries…
…who are opposed by a cutting-edge, modern Chinese fleet off the coast and an unstoppable, bulletproof lone-wolf hero who saves the day single-handedly.
‘Xi Jinping sent me!’
The production values are as high as anything produced in Hollywood.
Memorable scene: hero is driving in a jeep with rescued American nurse. She calls the American embassy on her phone. Chuckling, the hero asks ‘You really think the US Marines are the best, don’t you?’ ‘Of course!’, she replies, before getting a recorded message that the US embassy is closed. Implication: the Americans have run off with their tail between their legs in the face of this rabble of a rebel army, unlike the stouthearted Chinese.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Ulu Temburong
On arrival in KK, we both breathe easier in the more sinful atmosphere of this vibrant, noisy, lively town after spending five days in Brunei.
Disembarking in the Babylon of Borneo
Brunei and Bruneians are nice, but let’s face it – there’s a sort of pall of joylessness that hangs over most places that take their religion too seriously.
Dragon costume lurks in the back of a vanYoung dragon dancers shake down the owner of our restaurant for a contribution
We look forward to our flight back to Kuala Lumpur.