From Nizwa, we drive to a place where we spend the night in the desert at the edge of the Sharqiya Sands. (We leave Lawrence behind in a village 12 KMs away and are driven to the camp in a 4WD vehicle.)
Basic accommodation
Many of these desert-camping places are expensive, and feature luxuries like swimming pools (!) and air conditioning. This one does not. Just a non-air-conditioned tent.
Our tent
Meals are included, and are served in a covered, rug-strewn dining area.
Watch out for scorpions
We go for a sundown drive.
Jumping for joy
Here are a few desert photos.
‘What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.’ -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry‘Polish comes from the cities, wisdom from the desert.’ – Frank Herbert‘A desert is a place without expectation.’ – Nadine Gordimer
We ask our driver, Mohammed, to take our picture. Our tent camp is in the background
Of course, after dark the sky is full of stars. Lots of meteors, too. (And aircraft flying into United Arab Emirates airports at all hours.)
Our next stop is Al Hamra. It turns out that the only reasonably-price accommodation we can find is an entire Omani house. We stay there for three days.
We have the place to ourselves, except for a young Italian woman that stays for a couple of nights.
It’s a good place to get caught up on business.
Catching up on the world
There’s a lush palm oasis across the street.
Amid the oasis are the ruins of Old Al Hamra.
These abandoned villages are a reminder of what life must have been like here before the oil money started flowing in the 1960’s.
Old Al Hamra
The main attraction is the mountain village of Misfat Al Abriyeen.
View from Misfat Al Abriyeen
Many of the buildings here are built on top of boulders and cliffs.
Misfat
There are abandoned houses here, too.
Running through the village are water channels that are part of the aflaj system. We see these elsewhere in the country.
Water sign
It’s the middle of the day by the time we arrive. The temperature is in the mid-thirties Celsius.
Maria finds a shady spot
The narrow streets are fun to explore.
Misfat streets
Sight or Insight of the Day
Nothing very exciting. Just a simple observation.
For some reason, I can’t pass an animal without wanting to give it a pat.
One of our last visits in Salalah is to the Land of Frankincense Museum.
That’s a frankincense bush behind Maria
Oman has been a source of the world’s best frankincense for millennia. Most famously in the New Testament.
We would buy some to take home, but we don’t have a cathedral that needs regular censing. Nor does anyone we know.
We head north again. Instead of the coast road through the desert, we now take the central road through the desert. It’s desert all the way. Have we mentioned that we love deserts?
The coast road is quite mountainous and scenic. This route is mostly flat and featureless.
Signs warn of drifting dunes.
You may have heard of ‘forest bathing’. We stop now and then for some ‘desert bathing’: just let the heat, utter silence, and total isolation wash over you.
‘…Back to nothingness, Like a week in the desert…‘ – Crowded House
Mind you, having said that, the way to go is in a well-airconditioned reliable car!
A convoy of Omani military vehicles passes us on the other side. Probably heading for some upcoming National Day event in Salalah.
The stability of Oman stands in stark contrast to the hot mess that is next-door Yemen.
We stop for the night in the Arabian Sands Hotel.
It’s in the village of Haima.
Haima, Oman
The next morning, I get my haircut on a whim before fueling up Laurence and heading out again. Fuel here is .88 Canadian cents/litre.
One good thing about deserts – they provide material for dozens of cartoons in The New Yorker.
Nizwa is where we spend a few days when we are in the north once more. It’s one of about half-a-dozen towns in Oman that was at one time the capital.
Nizwa fortress
The walls give a good view of the courtyard.
View from the fortress
Maria poses with one of the guides.
Note the big-ass knife on the man’s belt. This is a khanjar, standard wear for the well-dressed Omani male.
Some more guides take a break. (The walking sticks are also an Omani thing.)
View over the town of Nizwa.
Maria shows off her new chapeau.
As usual, there is not a cloud in the sky.
Mosque, hills
A woman prepares a light, fluffy bread that is then drenched in honey.
We visit the Nizwa suq. The indoor food market is the cleanest market building we’ve ever seen. It’s full of men selling (and buying) sugary confections.
Sweet!
There are lots of ceramic pots for sale. They’re made in the nearby city of Bahla.
Legal pot shops
Sight or Insight of the Day
While we’re in the Nizwa suq, two women approach Maria and say they would like to photograph her for ‘a project’.
Oman’s Next Top Model
Maria complies. She spends the next twenty minutes being snapped by these ladies.
After our turtle-viewing, our goal is the city of Salalah, Oman’s third-biggest city. It’s two days drive through the desert to get there.
We pass through a few fishing villages. The harbour is busy with dhows and other fishing boats.
It’s good to get out of the car and stretch our legs every hour or so.
On the shore, some locals sit around and shoot the breeze. Maria asks if she can take their picture. They’re happy to oblige.
Some industrious types are at work mending their nets.
Like young people everywhere…
Local youth looking for entertainment
At some point, inhabited places are few and far between.
Bedouin encampments dot the land. Like elsewhere in the Middle East, they don’t seem to get much of the oil wealth that’s floating around.
At a gas station, we are greeted by the first friendly dog we’ve seen here. (The first dog, really.) We think he belongs to the owner.
Pleased to meet you
We stop for the night in Duqm, a strange place in the middle of nowhere.
Little Mosque on the Prairie
We pass through some stunning, Grand Canyon-esque scenery as we get to the coast again.
We listen to the radio from time to time. Sometimes we pick up what sounds like a non-stop prayer channel. (I’m sure they have those in the USA.) Other times, there’s Omani music with an interesting, drum-backed droning melody, sort of like the oriental-style chorus on Kate Bush’s The Sensual World.
The Arabian Sea
We spend a couple of days in Mirbat in search of places to snorkel.
Mirbat
Salalah – and the south of Oman in general – enjoys monsoon rains in the summer that make it much greener than the rest of the country.
How Green Was My Wadi
Salalah has no shortage of mosques. At prayer times, it gets pretty loud. It’s like a titanic Battle of the Muezzins five times a day.
In a local supermarket, the variety of dates and date products is mind-boggling.
The Dating Game
At Al Haffa Beach, Maria models her do-it-yourself birkini.
Itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, black unflattering birkini
Meanwhile, I hold down the fort with Lawrence.
Haffa Beach
Ad Dahariz is another beach we visit. Many families arrive around sundown.
Couple frolics in the surf at Ad Dahariz Beach
One day, we drive further down the coast towards the Yemeni border. One beach, Al Mughsail, is nearly deserted.
Al Mughsail Beach
The beach has several pergolas to keep out of the sun.
One has the following graffiti on it. This is pretty commonly how visitors perceive Omanis.
We carry on to the even-more-secluded Al Fazayah Beach. Maria gets her swimming fix.
Mermaid ahoy
I huddle into what little shade there is.
Sight or Insight of the Day
Hamlet: ‘Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel?’ Polonius: ‘By th’mass, and ‘tis like a camel indeed.’
Let’s hear it for camels!
You really do have to watch out for them on the road. We’ve seen hundreds since we’ve been here.
Coming through
Seeing some always makes us feel good. Their faces are so endearing.
Hi, how you dune?
Sometimes seen alone in an otherwise vast emptiness. Sometimes in large groups.
The dark mountains that cover north Oman make us feel as if we’re exploring another planet. (The surface of Mercury?) Maybe because of the contrast between the white buildings and the blue sky, and the incredible heat.
Our first stop is the Bimmah sinkhole. A good place for a refreshing dip.
Overnight, we stay in Qalhat. This tiny seaside village was once a thriving trading port. Marco Polo visited in 1272 and had this to say:
‘Calatu (his name for Qalhat) is a great city, within a gulf that bears the name of Calatu. The port is very large and good. From this city, spices and other goods are distributed in the interior cities. They also export to India many of the original Arabian horses.’
The Road to Qalhat
Now, there lies ‘not one stone atop another’, as Jesus predicted would happen to the Temple in Jerusalem. One of the few structures still standing is the mausoleum of Bibi Maryam, an influential ruler. (And a woman, at that.)
‘That is the way to lay the city flat, to bring the roof to the foundation, and bury all, in heaps and piles of ruin.’ William Shakespeare – Coriolanus
Back to the new town
A quiet bay near town gives us an opportunity to try out our new snorkeling gear.
One shockingly pale gringo
Back at our guesthouse, we are once again plagued by pesky cats.
Is that single malt whiskey in that glass?
Warning: if you park your car under a tree for shade, there’s a good chance some goats will come along and use it for a steppingstone to reach the leaves.
Thankfully, not our car
We continue down the coast to the town of Sur.
To Sur, With Love
As we mentioned, many men wear white dishdashas here, while many women go for basic black.
People here are fairly devout, but admirably moderate. I can’t imagine an Omani strapping on a suicide vest, murdering cartoonists, or sawing someone’s head off in a video. (Speaking of which: Welcome Home, Canadian ISIS Sisters!)
Dhows are still constructed here. The only place in Oman, as far as we know.
Landlubber in the shipyardDhow under constructionWorkers at work on a smaller boatMan carves a decorative panel
A nearby museum recounts the glory days of dhow commerce in the Indian Ocean.
The good ship Fateh Al-Khayr
After an afternoon coffee, a stroll around the old town is in order.
View from the lighthouse
The aging, pre-oil-wealth buildings have a lot of character.
Our next stop from Sur is Ras al-Jinz.
Shortly before reaching it, we stop at Ras al-Hadd to check out the fort. We have fun climbing the tower.
Newly restored
There is supposed to be a WWII-era RAF airstrip in the vicinity, but we can’t find a single trace of it.
We spend a night at Ras al-Jinz. Its main claim to fame is that it is one of the few places on Earth where sea turtles come ashore to lay eggs year-round.
We sign up for a night tour of the beach. There is no flash photography allowed. (In fact, there are supposed to be no lights at all, except for the guide’s red light. Including cellphones. Of course, in our group of 10-plus people, a significant number have to surreptitiously check their cellphones every 37 seconds.)
The beach is dotted with crater-like nesting sites. We’re lucky enough to come across a 200-kilo green turtle busy digging her nest. Powerful flippers eject turbo-blasts of sand behind her.
Our guide leaves us to see if he can find another nesting turtle.He returns out of the dark and places on the ground four newly-hatched tiny turtles. They immediately make for the sea and we cheer as they disappear in the water.
They’re so cute! Photo courtesy of Wikipedia
Sight or Insight of the Day
The currency here, the Omani rial, is worth a lot. This is a 50 rial note.
Loadsamoney!
It’s worth about $175.00 Canadian. According to Wikipedia:
‘It is the third-highest-valued currency unit in the world after the Kuwaiti dinar and the Bahraini dinar.’
This makes the Swiss franc look like the Indian rupee. On the one hand, it makes things sound cheap. On the other hand, when you do the math, things are, um, not so cheap.
Also, interesting – the rial is divided into 1,000 baisa, so you get prices like ‘3.750 rials’.
Our flight from Yerevan via Abu Dhabi goes without a hitch. (This is not strictly true, but that’s a long story.) We arrive in Muscat early in the evening.
The arms of the Sultan
It’s a change from Armenia, that’s for sure. The most obvious difference is the intense heat. It’s a withering 35 degrees Celsius here. We love it.
Muscat looks like a prosperous Gulf oil state. People are well off without the staggering excesses of other Gulf monarchies.
That’s the Sultan Qaboos Mosque in the distance
On our first full day in Muscat, we pick up a rental car. We dub him Lawrence.
This is Lawrence. Lawrence of Oman.
We usually don’t like to drive in the capital cities of non-Western countries. Mostly because of the decayed road infrastructure and the insane driving patterns. But Muscat has neither: the roads are well-signed and pothole-free. And the drivers are certainly less lethal than where we’ve just come from.
Besides, Muscat is spread out across dozens of kilometres and public transport is patchy. (Most people drive.)
Heading for Mutrah
In the harbour is one of the Sultan’s boats, the Fulk Al Salamah. It’s the size of a small cruise ship.
We like these dark mountains that separate the neighbourhoods in Muscat.
We visit Old Muscat, which doesn’t really look old anymore. It has government offices and the Sultan’s Palace.
Maria in front of the Al Alam Palace
Typical dress for men in Oman: a full-length robe called a dishdasha. Male government employees are mandated to wear these during office hours.
We visit the Mutrah souq. Among other things, this man is selling two Omani specialties: dates and frankincense.
Incensed
The National Museum is good place to spend a few air-conditioned hours.
Cool museum
Behind these buildings is the Al-Lawatia district in Mutrah, a Shia enclave that is closed to visitors.
There are dhows in the harbour. Oman is one of the few places where dhows are still constructed.
‘Wouldn’t a Dhow go good now?’
Sight or Insight of the Day
Oman is pretty easy-going these days, relatively speaking, but in its pre-oil heyday, it was a centre of the East African slave trade. (They tend to skip over this part in the National Museum.)
I could never quite understand the fashion for some black people in North America to give their children Arabic names, such as ‘Jamal’ and ‘Hakeem’.
The point may be to turn one’s back on the religion of your white oppressors and instead turn to the imagined egalitarian aspect of Islam. But slavery was still enthusiastically practiced in the Arab world halfway into the 20th century.
‘In 1948, the United Nations declared slavery to be a crime against humanity in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, after which the Anti-Slavery Society pointed out that there were about one million slaves in the Arabian Peninsula…’
Maybe it’s time to go back to Bob and Dave and Joe.
There are roadside kiosks in the area that sell wine in soft-drink bottles. We are told that these are purchased by Iranian truck drivers who smuggle them into Iran (where there is a total ban on alcohol) for personal consumption.
The pause that refreshes
From Areni, we drive further south. Along the way, we overtake a truck carrying a tank.
En route, we stop in Karahunj, the ‘Stonehenge of Armenia’.
Many of the stones have holes drilled into them. Some archaeologists believe that the holes lined up with celestial bodies. This is yet to be proven for sure.
On the journey, we pass over another ruined monastery far below.
Tatev Monastery itself is well preserved. Probably because they get some help from US Aid, according to a sign at the entrance.
The exhibits of found objects are well-presented, too.
An Eastern Orthodox priest walks by.
Nice dress, padre
Our destination is the southern town of Goris. Close by, we visit the abandoned cave community of Old Khndzoresk. To get there, you cross over a very wobbly suspended bridge.
Bridge
On our way back north, we come across some Russian military vehicles. Russia acts as a peacekeeper between Armenia and Azerbaijan.
Pax Russika
We overtake more on the road.
It beats dodging bullets in Ukraine
This is a common occurrence in Asia. A vehicle breaks down on the side of the ride. The driver sets down a bunch of large rocks in lieu of warning triangles. When the vehicle drives off, as often as not they leave the rocks on the road.
This truck is from Iran
Out of nowhere, the double peaks of Mount Ararat (in nearby Turkey) appear. It’s gigantic.
No sign of an ark
Maria takes dozens of photos of this spectacular sight. We’ll limit ourselves to two here.
Visible from afar
At a roadside bakery. These ladies are making lavash, Armenia’s most popular bread.
Service with a smile
Our last stop before returning to Yerevan is Garni, the only standing Greco-Roman building in Armenia.
Back in the hubbub of the big city, we prepare to depart the Caucasus region.
For something different, let’s list three facts about the Caucasus that we didn’t know before coming here.
Georgia – Even though St. George is the patron saint of Georgia, and St. George iconography is everywhere, the name ‘Georgia’ does not derive from St. George.
St. George statue in Tbilisi
According to this exhaustive article in Wikipedia:
‘The European “Georgia” probably stems from the Persian designation of the Georgians – gurğ (گرج), ğurğ – which reached the Western European crusaders and pilgrims in the Holy Land who rendered the name as Georgia and, erroneously, explained its origin by the popularity of St. George (Tetri Giorgi) among the Georgians.’
Azerbaijan – in the Tintin series, Captain Haddock is famous for his descriptive insults. One of his favourites is ‘bashibazouk’.
We learn that a bashi-bazouk is a Turkish term for unpaid, undisciplined shock troops, sent in to ‘soften up’ and terrorize would-be conquests.
During the September Days massacre of Armenians in Baku in 1918, the Turkish army used Azerbaijani bashi-bazouks in the following role:
‘Regular Ottoman troops were not allowed to enter the city for two days, so that the local irregulars – bashibozuks – would conduct looting and pillaging.’
Armenia – Almost everyone (well, almost every male) knows that the standard Russian jet fighter is the MiG. The ‘Mi’ part comes from Mikoyan, that is Artem Mikoyan, aircraft designer extraordinaire. (The ‘G’ part comes from his design partner, Mikhail Gurevich.)
It turns out that Artem Mikoyan was Armenian, from the small village of Sanahin. We visit a nicely-executed small museum dedicated to Artem and his brother Anastas, a big shot in Soviet Union politics.
Continuing around the north of Armenia, we travel the Debed Canyon to Alaverdi.
Debed Riverfrom above
Seen throughout Armenia are these carved stone crosses called khachkars.
We call them ‘cash-cows’as a mnemonic device
We park Cardashian below and hike up a steep path to the ruins of the Kobayr Monastery.
‘I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk. But I never got the chants.’
The interior still has visible frescos.
According to Wikipedia: ‘The monastery is currently undergoing renovation funded by the government of Armenia with the assistance of the government of Italy.’
We can assure you, there isn’t much in the way of restoration going on.
Just two guys carrying tools around and sawing a plank every now and then. By the time they’re done, we’ll be in the new Dark Ages.
Must be a saint. He’s got a halo.
Maria takes a rest in the bell tower.
No bats in this belfry
This is a common sight in Armenia – a raised concrete platform beside the road for convenient DIY oil changes. Just drive up the ramp, drain out the old onto the ground, replace with new oil, and drive away. Not exactly good for the environment, but what the hey.
Unlike Georgia and Azerbaijan, a lot of the sights in Armenia have free admission.
Haghpat – interior
Even though it’s a UNESCO-listed heritage site, there are few signposts showing the way. The story is the same with the nearby Sanahin Monastery.
Sanahin – exterior
We manage to find them in the end.
Sanahin – interior
One of the reasons many of these monasteries are still standing is that they are built so solidly of massive blocks, it would take high explosives to demolish them completely.
In the village are houses that typify the character of these Caucasus countries. There is very much a Balkan/Ottoman/Asiatic influence, especially in rural areas. Ramshackle brick construction, squat toilets, roaming farm animals. Being under the Russian jackboot for several centuries is also a hindrance to modernity, you could say.
Sight or Insight of the Day
We’re fascinated by the number of abandoned Soviet-era factories we see here.
All three Caucasus countries have some, but Armenia seems to have more than its share. Some of these places are enormous.
Alaverdi copper smelter
We wonder what was produced in these now-desolate spaces that once hummed with human activity.
Given more time, we’d be interested in infiltrating one to have a look around. Spooky stuff.
We set out from the capital for the airport to pick up our latest rental car. We name our new wheels Car-dashian, after one of Armenia’s more colourful daughters.
It’s a Nissan Sentra, the snazziest rental car we’ve had so far.
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Roll up for the mystery tour
Our first stop is at the ruins of Svartnots Cathedral. This was first built in the seventh century.
It’s a cold, drizzly day. Our next stop is Sardarapat, the site of a pivotal battle in which the Armenians fought off the Turkish army in 1918. This probably saved them from being wiped completely off the face of the earth.
There’s a museum, but it doesn’t have any information about the battle in English.
We finish the day in Gyumri, Armenia’s second largest city. Gyumri suffered a lot in the massive earthquake of 1988.
Formerly known as Leninakan
The roads are for the most part, not bad.
Everywhere we go, we seem to be surrounded by snow-capped mountains.
Next, we head for Dilijan. We hike 14.5 kilometers from Parz Lake back to Dilijan. Mostly through heavily-forested mountains.
This region is known – with considerable hyperbole – as ‘the Switzerland of Armenia’.
The marking of the trails is way better than we experienced in Georgia.
Maria feigns terror on learning there are bears (and wolves) in the forest.
On the morning we depart, Cardashian is covered in frost. I use an expired credit card as an impromptu scraper.
A common sight in Armenia are these ancient Soviet buses. Note the tanks on the top. Many vehicles here – especially older ones – are powered by LPG.
Public transit
Armenia has a project similar to Georgia’s for the care of street dogs. Maria was simply going to pose beside this sign. Of course, within seconds, a few strays show up for some attention, tails wagging furiously.
We discuss how some things are common to Georgia, Azerbaijan, and Armenia and some things are unique. An example: Armenian gas stations have a strange barrier between the pumps in all multiple-pump locations. We’ve never seen this anywhere else and can’t find a reason for it. Even Google couldn’t help.
Great Barrier Refill
You can’t simply ask, because the gas station attendants – yes, they have them here – don’t speak any English.
(Armenia also has the ugliest gas stations.)
Sight or Insight of the Day
One thing that is common to all three Caucasus countries we have visited: every town has a mysterious network of Soviet-era pipes reaching everywhere.
These remind me of the pipes that are ever-present in the Terry Gilliam film dystopia Brazil.
One movie critique has this to say about the significance of the pipes:
‘What’s perhaps most memorable about Brazil is the plethora of comical pipes that seem to reach out of every nook and cranny of the buildings. The pipes symbolize the exhaustive reach of the bureaucracy, and the intrusion of inhuman standards that stifle what sociologist Lewis Mumford calls our “organic” sensibilities.’
Because Azerbaijan and Armenia are, let’s say, not the best of friends, we have to fly back to Tbilisi in Georgia before proceeding to Armenia. We celebrate our last night in Georgia at a good restaurant.
I pet my last Georgian street dog
We take an overnight train from Tbilisi, Georgia to Yerevan, the capital of Armenia.
This one is much more comfortable than the train we took to Mtskheta. It’s brand new.
Going in style
We have a private, 2-person sleeper for the equivalent of $CAD 90.00 per person. This summer, I paid $CAD 100.00 to travel from Ottawa to Montreal – a distance of a little over 200 kilometres – to see a Nick Cave exhibit.
In Republic Square, Yerevan
The gates of Yerevan University are still adorned with symbols of Communist abundance from the Soviet days.
‘The past is never dead. It’s not even past.’– William Faulkner
Armenians seem to have a good (but not a fawning) relationship with Russia. The country is comfortably bilingual, primarily in Armenian, and everyone seems to know Russian. Younger people speak English as well.
Here’s the Yerevan Opera House. We miss seeing Prokofiev’s Romeo and Juliet by one day.
Also known as the Armenian National Academic Theatre of Opera and Ballet
If you notice that we have more layers of clothing on, it’s because October has come in like a lamb and out like a lion. It’s getting cold here.
Colourful souvenir vendor.
We bought a fridge magnet
This is the Matenadaran. It’s a museum of ancient manuscripts. We like that sort of thing.
‘A beggar’s book outworths a noble’s blood.’ – Shakespeare, Henry VIII
During our visit, a throng of police are also present on a field trip of some kind. Somehow, I find it hard to imagine the Ottawa police on a cultural junket. Good luck prying them out of their patrol cars.
The thin blue line
The place is also thick with schoolkids. Loud schoolkids.
Here’s a view down Mashtots Avenue that leads there. Mesrop Mashtots was the inventor of the squiggly Armenian alphabet.
Formerly known as Lenin Avenue
A similar climb is to the Cafesjian Museum of Art. It’s Maria’s favourite spot in Yerevan so far.
In front of the Botero
(In truth, there are escalators – no climbing required.)
From the top, you get another good view down through the centre of the city.
Downtown Yerevan
The ‘Mother Armenia‘ statue can be seen from everywhere in the city.
No surprise that it is tasteful and well-done. It was constructed to commemorate one of the world’s genuine genocides. Just don’t mention it to the Turks.
Sight or Insight of the Day
This is something you see all the time here: cars with one or both bumpers missing.
Note they’re also parked in a No Parking zone
True throughout the Caucasus region. People are such egregiously bad drivers; fender benders are an everyday thing. Modern bumpers are meant to crumple so they take the impact of the crash instead of the people in the car. Then they detach. And they’re expensive to replace. So people just leave them off. (They’d probably only get in another accident anyway.)
This is minimal – many cars have deep gashes, scrapes, and dents to go with the missing bumpers.
After visiting Sheki, we decide it’s time for Ganja.
Not that kind of ganja. We mean Ganja, the second-biggest city in Azerbaijan.
It’s challenging to drive here. Long, wide boulevards, unheeded road markings, and many roundabouts turn the flow of traffic into a Roman chariot race.
Around our neighbourhood are some Soviet-era flatblocks. Even these don’t look so bad on a bright sunny day.
Victory Mansions
A few blocks down, the real estate becomes less grim.
Townhouses
Decades ago, Bruce Cockburn wrote a song called Fascist Architecture. The song doesn’t actually have anything to do with fascists or architecture, but the phrase has always stuck in my mind. You certainly know it when you see it.
‘Fascist architecture of my own design…’
Speaking of fascists, this square is overseen by Heydar Aliyev, the late President for Life and father of the current President for Life. In preparation for running independent Azerbaijan from 1993 until his death in 2003, he led Soviet Azerbaijan from 1969 to 1982 (and held the post of First Deputy Premier of the Soviet Union from 1982 to 1987). The man had a natural gift for governing.
Then he bequeathed the whole country to his son, Ilham.
‘His regime in Azerbaijan has been described as dictatorial, authoritarian, and repressive.’ – Wikipedia
A few fun facts about Ilham Aliyev – his annual salary as President of the Azerbaijani Republic is US$145,639.00, according to this site. Yet his net worth, according to this site is US$900 million. He must be a very astute investor. In these times of plunging equity prices worldwide, it can be hard to stay in the green.
Having said that, we must say that most people have been kind to us here. It’s like Iran to the south – people who are generally nice living under an appalling government. (To be fair, the government in Azerbaijan is nowhere near as Satanic as Iran’s.)
There are also less Stalinesque buildings around, like this concert hall.
Filharmonya
Maria relaxes on a paisley-shaped piece of mall furniture. What we call paisley is known here as buta, and has a long history in this part of the globe.
Isn’t Paisley a town in Scotland?
Ganja is not quite as cosmopolitan as Baku. Like most of the country, it’s typically Islamic in that you constantly find yourself surrounded by groups of men and boys, with no women in sight.
Personally, I find this a bit depressing. To sum up the world in three words: Women are Civilization.
Boy’s club
Maria indulges in a fresh pomegranate drink on the street.
Too tart for this kid
Next day we drive back towards Baku. We go over a few fair-sized rivers, where men sell fish at the side of the road.
Fish vendors
Gobustan is where we spend the night. The main attraction here is the presence of ancient petroglyphs.
There is a new-ish museum that explains the history and significance of these petroglyphs. It’s very well done. Then you proceed to the sites themselves.
It really looks like someplace you’d find ancient petroglyphs.
There are signs saying ‘beware of snakes’, but we don’t see any.
We can see the Caspian Sea from here, with scores of oil derricks.
The zoom on our camera brings them into view.
Black gold. Texas tea.
The other attraction around Gobustan is the access to mud volcanos.
Maria tests the beautifying powers of the mud.
The terrain around the mud volcanos is like a lunar landscape.
The sound of the gurgling mud is quite comical.
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There is also an ‘eternal flame’ burning. It’s difficult to see in this photo, but escaping gas was ignited at one time and just keeps burning.
Should’ve brought marshmallows
Sight or Insight of the Day
We spend a couple of nights in Baku before flying back to Tbilisi. On our first visit, we missed the Heydar Aliyev Centre. (Three guesses who it’s named for.)
The shape of things to come
So we make a point of taking the Metro there.
Like a wave inside a wave
It’s pretty stunning. Even by the standards of Baku’s over-the-top architecture binge.
Curved stairway
Our last night in Azerbaijan. From the balcony of our room, we see the nightly show displayed on the Flame Towers.
You can almost feel the heat
Did we mention that the Flame Towers are completely covered with LED screens? They display things like giant flickering flames (shown here) and jingoistic scenes of Azerbaijani soldiers waving the national flag,