North Island Rambles

Back in windy Wellington.

We spend the large part of a day at the Te Papa museum. It’s huge.

Te Papa installation

With Easter coming up, Whittaker’s, an NZ chocolatier, makes chocolate kiwis.

As they say here, ‘Yum yum, pig’s bum!’

The road to New Plymouth. The most prominent feature in this part of the country is Mount Taranaki, a dormant volcano.

Mount Taranaki and sheep

Near Hamilton, we visit Raglan Beach. Popular with surfers.

Raglan Beach

The black sand is common on this side of the North Island.

Surf city

Our next stop is Karekare Beach.


‘Far from the madding crowd’s ignoble strife‘ – Thomas Gray

This is where the stunning beach scenes from Jane Campion’s classic The Piano‘ were filmed.

Still photo from ‘The Piano

Less than an hour’s drive from Auckland, it feels like the end of the earth.

Desolate

It must’ve been a challenge filming here. The only access is by steep, narrow, twisting roads – not the best for transporting cast, crew, and equipment.

Black sand of Karekare

Next to Russel (via Whangarei) and the beautiful Bay of Islands. We make an excursion to Otehei Bay, on Urupukapuka Island.

Our boat

We enjoy an outdoor lunch.

Picnic

The island has lots of rewarding easy walks.

Beach
View
Probably the closest we get to sheep in NZ

There is supposed to be the remains of a Maori pa on this headland. We can’t find any trace.

Pa patrol

We drive north to Cape Reinga, the northernmost point of New Zealand. (At least, the northernmost point that is convenient to get to.)

Lighthouse at Cape Reinga

Because there is no alternative, we stay at the Department of Conservation campsite at Tapotupotu. No electricity or amenities besides basic toilets, but very pretty in its isolation.

Roughing it at Tatotupotu

Our time in Australasia draws to a close. I’m going to miss the long-distance drives. I enjoy the ever-changing scenery. And turning things over in my mind. Ruminatin’ and illuminatin’ on the state of the world. Who knows, maybe I think too much.

We can’t go any further north – we return south. We stop at the giant Te Puki sand dunes that reach up to 100 metres.

Jump!

After a few relaxing nights at Whatuwhiwhi on the Karikari peninsula, we drive to the Waipoua Forest and its gigantic kauri trees.

Look up, look way up…

They really are majestic.

Mighty kauris from tiny kauri-cones grow

Our caravan park has a ‘kiwi rescue’ vehicle. We’re not sure how the onboard equipment is useful for rescuing kiwis.

We imagine a time when much of the North Island looked like this.

Dwarfed

This inspires us to visit the Kauri Museum in Matakohe.

Kauri Museum

Sight or Insight of the Day – North Island Rambles

Kauri trees suffer from a disease called kauri dieback. The NZ government is doing all it can to protect surviving trees.

This includes obligatory decontamination of all footwear before entering kauri forests.

An ounce of prevention

Everyone has to follow the rules.

Decontaminating

The people and the government of New Zealand have put a lot of thought, money, and resources into this effort.

Just do it

Somewhere in an earlier entry, we mention how the authorities and governments in Southeast Asia – the very people who should be protecting the natural patrimony of their countries – are in fact at the forefront of hacking down any remaining trees of value and replacing them with palm oil plantations for themselves and their cronies.

I’m not much of a tree-hugger, but I wonder with Bruce Cockburn – ‘if a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear the forest fall?’

Zig-zagging the South Island


From further south, we drive up to Oamaru, a pretty little town. (Few towns in NZ are not.)

Oamaru harbor

It’s the home of an upcoming Steampunk Festival.

Downtown Oamaru

Frankly, ‘steampunk‘ is a phenomenon that I just don’t get. But Oamaru has other attractions.

There are penguins.

Penguin classics

And seals.

On the rocks

And water birds.

Pier pressure

We head for Mt. Cook. We stop to stretch our legs at a rest stop that contains some Maori rock art.

Not exactly the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel

We are back in the mountainous interior.

Maria and Kiwi

We eventually come to Lake Pukaki. Difficult to tell in this photo, but it’s an unearthly blue.

Lake Pukaki

The lake is fed by the glacial melt of the Tasman River.

Tasman River

Approaching Mt. Cook, NZ’s highest peak.

Mt. Cook in the distance
NZ Southern Alps

These signs are regular sights around the country.

Words to the wise

We stop at a salmon farm and leave with lots of smoked goodies for the road.

We think Kiwi deserves a gift. Somewhere along the way, we find an inexpensive paua-shell necklace.

A kiwi for Kiwi

Kiwi is almost exactly like Matilda in Australia in layout and reliability. It feels like being home.


‘Life rocks, when your living room rolls!’

.We spend a few days at beautiful Lake Tekapo.

Lake Tekapo

The morning of our departure, a mist hangs over the lake.

Lake Tekapo

Zagging back out to the east coast, we drive across a scenic road on the ridge of the Banks Peninsula. Poor Kiwi’s brakes heat up like an oven on these steep, twisty roads.

On this particular day, the landscape is as stark and brooding and enigmatic as a Nick Cave composition.

Banks Peninsula

Next day is sunnier.

The town of Akaroa itself was founded by a handful of French families in the 1830s.

Akaroa, Banks Peninsula

We stay in a campground above town with a panoramic view.

At work on the blog above Akaroa. Or is it the NYT crossword?

We then zig once more across the island over to Nelson, via Hanmer Springs and the Lewis Pass. And zag back to Blenheim in the Marlborough region to stock up on wine and visit the local Marlborough Museum. Of course it has an interesting permanent exhibit about the local wine industry. We enjoy a section about the cork-versus-screw-cap controversy. The results in New Zealand:

The Death of the Cork

Then it’s a quick drive to Picton for the ferry back to the North Island.

Sight or Insight of the Day

Passing through the town of Little River, we see this unique accommodation constructed entirely of silos.

Bin there, done that

Having spent over ten years building silos in Europe at one time, I have to stop and investigate. I must admit, I often thought a modified silo would make an interesting dwelling.

They still haunt my dreams

Apparently I’m not the only one.

Fiordland – Milford and Doubtful Sound

Note: people have been asking if we are in Christchurch at the time of these tragic events. No, we’re not – in real time, we are in New Plymouth, on the North Island. There is usually a considerable lag between blog entries. But thanks for asking.

We have good luck with the weather for a change.

Maria at the taffrail

We arrive in the fiordland region and make Manapouri our base. Just south of Te Anau, but without the crowds.

Doubtful Sound

We luck out once more when we drive the Milford Road. This is 120 KMs or so of white-knuckle driving and eye-popping scenery.

We have no cruise scheduled and are pleasantly surprised to buy tickets for one departing in ten minutes.

Milford Sound

On top of this, the weather is spectacularly sunny and rain-free. It rains a lot in this part of the world, as you might gather from the following bit of doggerel:

It rained and it rained and rained and rained
The average fall was well maintained
And when the tracks were simply bogs
It started raining cats and dogs.
After a drought of half an hour
We had a most refreshing shower
And then the most curious thing of all
A gentle rain began to fall.
Next day was also fairly dry
Save for a deluge from the sky
Which wetted the party to the skin
And after that the rain set in.
‘ – The Rain (found in Architect’s Creek Hut, Westland Nat’l Park, New Zealand)


There’s no doubt fiords are beautiful to be around. Slartibartfast, the planet designer from ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy‘, won an award for the ones he made in Norway.

Milford Sound

Next day, we take a cruise to Doubtful Sound.

Embarkation

This involves taking one boat across Lake Manapouri and a bus across the Wilmot Pass.

Top of Wilmot Pass
Doubtful Sound

We get a rare shot of both of us, thanks to some friendly fellow-travelers from the North Island.

Just the two of us

At the mouth of the sound, we see seals and albatrosses.

Back on land, we follow the southern scenic route, through Tuatepere, Invercargill, and the Catlins.

In Tuatepere, we have the unusual experience of staying in a campground/motel/backpackers hostel in which we are the only guests. We find some paua shells (known elsewhere as abalone) to decorate our table.

Paua to the people

At the Florence Hill lookout, we stop to admire Tautuku Bay from above.

We are surprised to see a large flock of sheep marching up the beach. (You may have to enlarge the photo below to see them trooping out of the bottom right.)

Sheep

We spend a few days in Dunedin. It’s very hilly.

The Edinburgh of the antipodes

The Scottish influence is everywhere. We visit the excellent Otago Settler’s Museum.

While in Dunedin, we are forced out of our accommodation by an Eagles concert. (Many fans made advance reservations.) This motivates us to visit the beautiful Otago Peninsula that starts at the edge of town.

Otago Peninsula

Sight or Insight of the Day

On our Doubtful Sound cruise, we come upon a couple of albatrosses putting on an aerial show in front of the ship.

Albatross

And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner’s ‘hollo!’  –
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Beautiful and graceful in flight, these are more than simply glorified seagulls.

We learn a lot more when we visit the Royal Albatross Centre at the tip of the Otago Peninsula. (So-called because there is a species called the ‘royal albatross’, not because of any kingly patronage.)

Nesting albatross

The young ones are really cute.

Covered in white fuzz

Several of the recent ‘Sight or Insight of the Day’ sections are about birds. Total coincidence.

Tempests and Takahēs

So much for the Franz Josef Glacier. We were going to indulge in a ‘heli-hike‘, where you are whisked atop the glacier in a helicopter for a three-hour hike, visiting ice caves, etc.

Apparently it looks like this:

Take your pick – photo courtesy of Franz Josef Glacier Guides

But we are socked in by rain and low-visibility weather for two days, grounding the helicopters.

On the plus side, the morning we leave I spot three keas flying overhead with their characteristic raucous squawk. Fewer than 5,000 keas exist – to see three together is surely a good omen.

So we drive south. Past the town of Haast, we navigate treacherous winding roads through a severe rainstorm. Signs warning of rockslides are everywhere. We are reminded of the vacationing Canadian couple who were killed in a rough-weather situation in NZ in 2013.

Remains of their washed-away van – photo courtesy of the NZ Herald

We wonder where in the country this incident took place. Looking it up at our next destination, we discover – it was driving in the Haast Pass, the same route we had just taken!

Eventually, the rain clears up.

Clear skies at last

We travel along two large, long lakes; Lake Wanaka and Lake Hawea.

Lake Wanaka

Lake Wanaka

Tempests and Takahēs
Lake Hawea

Just outside Lake Hawea Village is a small, low-profile campground.

Lake Hawea Village

It’s so beautiful and tranquil, we spend the next two days here.

We get a few days of R and R

Tempests and Takahēs
Kiwi, too

Among the things we love on the lake is the way the view of the mountains changes with the time of day.

Morning

Tempests and Takahēs
Midday

Tempests and Takahēs
Evening

We decide to skip Queenstown altogether. After our idyllic few days in Lake Hawea, we can’t face the thronging masses in QT.

We do, however, stop for lunch in nearby Arrowtown. Originally a gold mining town.

There’s gold in them thar hills….

Sight or Insight of the Day – Tempests and Takahēs

In the town of Te Anau, we visit a bird sanctuary. Among its denizens are several takahēs. Once thought extinct, they are rediscovered in 1948. There are now around 300.

Meet Tumbles and Kawa – foster parents

Another local bird brought back from the brink of extinction are kakapos.

Kakapo – photo courtesy of wikipedia

Large, flightless, and nocturnal, there are only about 150 of these guys left. They make a strange booming noise in mating season.

Spare a tear of sympathy for the ground-dwelling birds of New Zealand. They had a predator-free, heavily-forested home until the arrival of humans and their dogs, rats, and mice (and later, cats, ferrets, stoats, and foxes.) ‘Puir wee things‘, as the Scots would say.

Christchurch to Franz Josef Glacier

Christchurch suffers a major earthquake in 2011. Empty lots and signs of destruction are still everywhere.

Shakin’ all over

We visit Quake City, an informative exhibit about the quake and its aftermath. A worthy initiative – appropriately named ‘Gap Filler‘ – is to deliberately not leave vacant lots empty.

Everyone loves the Dance-O-Mat

We enjoy this garden made of pool noodles.

Tube-y or not tube-y…

In the Christchurch Art Gallery, we find this whimsical installation by Bill Culbert.

‘Bebop’

On our way out of town, we stop at the International Antarctic Centre.

On the right track

You can pet the dogs at the IAC. We arrive just as their wrangler brings buckets of ice. Which the dogs immediately love to lie on to refresh themselves.

Ice is nice

Across the street is the US Antarctic base supplier. Christchurch is a major point for shipping stuff down there.

You can see several ski-equipped C-130 Hercules aircraft used to do the heavy lifting.

The labours of Hercules

We drive to the other side of the island over Arthur’s Pass.

Eastern Canterbury Ranges

Along the way are attention-demanding roads and spectacular scenery, including waterfalls. These falls are sluiced over the roadway.

Streaming live…

We spend the night enjoying the mountains around Jackson’s Retreat, just past Arthur’s Pass.

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Planning our route

The next day, we carry on to the Franz Josef Glacier.

Sight or Insight of the Day –

At Jackson’s Retreat, we are visited by troops of boldly curious wekas casually strolling around the campground.

Franz Josef Glacier
Weka – also known as the ‘tourist kiwi’

We are told that one reason wekas are doing better than kiwis and other ground-dwelling NZ birds is because they are much more aggressive than these other birds in defense of their eggs, their young, and themselves. Good for you, wekas!

South Island, AKA Te Waipounamu

My goodness, it’s a couple of weeks since our last entry. We blame it on the less-than-stellar WiFi in New Zealand. We’re already rounding the southern tip. Here’s a brief entry as we begin to catch up.

We make it safely across the Cook Strait and head for Marlborough. Marlborough, is of course, wine country. We replenish our supplies.

Sheep May Safely Graze, part II

Among the wineries we visit is Spy Valley. The winery gets its name from the Waihopai Station satellite tracking base down the road. Like its much larger cousin in Alice Springs, Pine Gap, it is the object of many protests. Sad that so many people don’t realize that we are the good guys. (To be fair, the protestors’ statement that the existence of the base means NZ is ‘working for Trump’ would give anyone the heebie jeebies.)

We rent bikes and cycle the Golden Mile.

Getting a bit wobbly

It’s hot. We love it. Finally, we head down the coast to the Kaikoura Peninsula.

Kaikoura coast

Kaikoura is the site of the first human settlement in NZ (as far as is known) about seven hundred years ago.

Kelp!

Very rugged, with lots of seals. You can get surprisingly close. According to the NZ Department of Conservation:

‘Before the arrival of humans, a population of about 2 million fur seals inhabited New Zealand. They were taken as food by Māori, and the onset of European sealing for meat and pelts in the 1700s and 1800s pushed them to the brink of extinction.’


We’re never gonna survive – unless we get a little crazy

Interesting wrinkly limestone rock formations all along this coast.

Intrepid

After a drive through more beautiful countryside, we arrive in Christchurch.

Facade of cathedral destroyed in 2011 earthquake

We visit the Canterbury Museum. Te Waipounamu – the Maori name for the South Island – means ‘place of greenstone’. There is an exhibit of greenstone carvings, including this hei-tiki.

Hei-tiki, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hei-tiki!

I get a little one to hang around my neck.

We’ll be catching up to our present whereabouts soon. Stay tuned!

Sight or Insight of the Day – Te Waipounamu

We visit Ernest Rutherford‘s old workplace at the University of Canterbury.

A bored Ernest probably carved his initials in this lecture hall.

Physics joke: A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

Wellington and across the Cook Strait

We cut across country and spend a night in Palmerston North before going to Wellington.

We stay in a caravan park in Upper Hutt and take the train into town every day. It’s sunny and hot. And windy, which Wellington is famous for.

View of Wellington

The water is delightfully clean in the harbour. Young folks cool off by jumping off the quay.

Betcha wouldn’t find people doing this in Halifax or Victoria.

We visit the Beehive. This is New Zealand’s Parliament. (Or more accurately, the ‘Executive Wing of the New Zealand Parliament Buildings’.)

The Beehive from afar…

…and from up close

We hope to run into Jacinda Ardern, NZ’s youthful PM. We’re fans. (She’s refreshingly different from the bloated trough-snufflers and pathological liars that run most governments.) But no luck – she’s off visiting the victims of bushfires in the South Island.

We get some walking-around money from a Kiwi Bank ATM.

That’s what I call a big beak

It’s fun being in a place where everyone sounds like Bret and Jemain on Flight of the Conchords.

One thing that is a definite bargain in New Zealand is fish & chips.

Crumbed tarakihi and battered elephant fish

We enjoy an ample meal at The Chippery for relative peanuts.

Wellington is very liveable. Like most capital cities. We get the lowdown on local history at the very cool Wellington Museum.

I visit the childhood home of Katherine Mansfield.

A rare attempt at a selfie

We prepare for our three-and-a-half-hour trans-Cook Strait ferry ride.

Lucky for Maria the forecast is for a smooth crossing.

The Cook Strait can have unbelievably rough weather. There have been numerous shipwrecks, including the relatively recent Wahine disaster.

Sight or Insight of the Day

New Zealand is known in Maori as ‘Aotearoa‘. The common translation is ‘the land of the long white cloud’. You can see why in this photo taken during the crossing.

Almost like a tablecloth…

Kiwi are the Champions, My Friend

From the Coromandel Peninsula, we arrive in Rotorua.

Prow of a Maori waka

Rotorua is an infernal kind of place. Lots of sulphur-smelling hot springs.

We rent bicycles and tour along the lake.

‘Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the human race.’ – H.G. Wells

We come across bubbling witches-brews of hot springs and mud.

Wake up and smell the hydrogen sulfide…
hot water

Many years ago, I went out with a girl from Rotorua for quite some time. I believe she eventually settled down in this area. A casual Google search turns up nothing of her whereabouts.

From Rotorua, we drive to Lake Taupo, NZ’s largest lake. Of course, Maria has to test out the waters.

Lake Taupo

Our caravan park contains soothing mineral hot pools.

Almost parboiled

Apparently this DC3 makes the local McDonald’s one of the coolest in the world.

Just a plane burger, please…

Next stop is Napier, a pleasant seaside town.

Near Napier – Cape Kidnappers in the background

A severe earthquake strikes here in the 1930s.

Napier quays

Napier is known for its many Art Deco buildings. (Art Deco was popular around the time of the earthquake – hence the binge.)

For us, however, it’s all about the wine. The Hawke’s Bay region is one of New Zealand’s best. A Google search whittles down the number of wineries we can reasonably visit.

Mission Estate is the oldest winery in NZ. As we arrive for lunch at their wonderful restaurant, preparations are underway for an outdoor concert with Phil Collins. (Currently on his ‘Not Dead Yet‘ tour – I kid you not.)

This is an annual thing: last year, it was Neil Diamond. Next year, Elton John.

‘In the deserts of the heart, Let the healing fountain start.’ – W.H. Auden

On our way to Sileni Estate. The Hawke’s Bay region is famous for its syrahs and sauvignon blancs.

Kiwi sniffs a good syrah

See the duct tape on the rear windows? That’s because our discount campervan rental has no screens. So we make our own.

Maria frolics in the fields of Alpha Domus.

Hail, Bacchus!

The entrance to Craggy Range.

Once voted the new world’s best winery

This is the actual craggy range, across the road.

Te Mata Peak

Sight or Insight of the Day

In Rotorua, we visit the nearby National Kiwi Hatchery.

This is a stuffed kiwi – real kiwis suffer extreme stress when a flash goes off by accident, so photography is not allowed around the live birds.

Do these feathers make my ass look fat?

Note the size of the egg compared to the size of the kiwi. Ouch!

It so happens as we arrive, a pair of rangers are transporting a three-month-old kiwi to a new home in a national park.

This particular kiwi hatched during the visit of Harry Windsor and Meghan Markle (AKA the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.) They select the name ‘Tihei’, from the Māori Tihei mauriora, which means ‘sneeze of life’. (Every kiwi hatched here has a name. Over a thousand so far.)

So Sneeze is belted in and whisked away in comfort, as befits a bird of royal patronage.

So long, and thanks for all the worms

Let’s face it – New Zealand avian fauna is not very exciting after the technicolour riot that is Australian birdlife. But we love kiwis.

We set out on the road…

After arriving in Auckland, we spend a few days seeing the sights, including the architecturally impressive Auckland Art Gallery.

Bark cloth from some Pacific island

We pick up our campervan, home for the next few months. We name her ‘Kiwi’. I suggest ‘Kate’, after Kate Sheppard, the woman responsible for New Zealand being the first country to give women the vote in 1893. (For comparison, women in Switzerland got the vote in 1971.) I am overruled.

Kiwi and me

Note the homemade awning constructed from a cheap tarp, a couple of tent poles, and numerous bungee cords.

We head out of somewhat over-Sinified Auckland for the Coromandel Peninsula.

Back in the saddle again

New Zealand is very scenic.

Van with a view

The east coast experiences a gold rush in the 19th century. This leaves towns with many Wild West-style buildings.

Storefront in Thames

We take a shortcut known as ‘The 309‘ across the peninsula. Among the sights we see are herd of free-range pigs. Good old NZ pork on the hoof.

Slouching towards Gadara

The twisty gravel road passes through some nifty rainforest.

A photo of the Waiau Waterfall…

 

…made better by adding Maria

 We drive down the coast, then inland to Matamata and camp by some hot springs.

It’s pasta night

Campgrounds are expensive in New Zealand. Almost double the price of Australian campgrounds. No wonder so many people stick to ‘freedom camping’. (Not our thing at all. If you can afford a motor vehicle, surely you can afford to pay for amenities like hot water and electricity.)

Sight or Insight of the Day

Because we are in the area, we visit the set of the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit films. It is extremely touristic, that is, wildly popular.

Welcome to The Shire

It’s actually quite a sight. The story of the site’s discovery by Peter Jackson on this lucky family’s farmland is a tale in itself.

I test out a Hobbit-sized bench

Maria, with little cultural reference to JRR Tolkien and his work, is dubious at first. But eventually succumbs to Hobbiton’s charms.

Maria in front of Frodo’s door

 

Now, where were we? Australia to New Zealand

Welcome to New Zealand.

After over a month, we are back on our random rambles.

We flew back to Canada for a family emergency. Back again, now in the land of the long white cloud, New Zealand.

Australia to New Zealand
Woodcarving over shop door in Auckland

We’ll be brief for this entry, as we get back into the swing of things.

But first, let’s recap our last few days in Melbourne. We visit the top of the Eureka Tower.

View of Melbourne from Eureka Tower

We also visit the Botanical Gardens.

Australia to New Zealand
Hydrangeas

In Fitzroy Gardens is Cook’s Cottage, transported brick by brick from Yorkshire.

Australia to New Zealand
Actually, it’s Cook’s Mum and Dad’s cottage

We have lunch again with my old friend Philip.

A bit plumper. A bit balder. But still fighting the good fight, I like to believe.

In keeping with our Ned Kelly interests, we visit the Old Melbourne Gaol. This the site of Ned’s hanging.

Australia to New Zealand
No noose is good noose

It looks virtually the same as in this contemporary etching.

Australia to New Zealand
‘Such is life’ are reputed to be Ned’s last words

We fly from Melbourne to Auckland. In Auckland, we don’t even leave the airport – we fly directly back to Ottawa.

Fast forward to late January. Resuming our journey in NZ, we come across this in the streets of Auckland.

Calling All Angels

So at least we’re caught up to our arrival here. More to come.

Sight or Insight of the Day –

We run into people we know from Ottawa on the streets of Auckland.

As we walk down Queen Street, we hear our names called. It’s Yves. Yves and Darlene are good friends of my brother and sister-in-law, Joanne.  (Darlene and Joanne are cousins.) We knew they were on a cruise in this part of the world, but it seems unlikely our paths would cross. Kudos to Yves for recognizing us among the throngs of the city.

We meet 14,219 km from home

How improbable is that? We celebrate by going out for dinner.