In the season – March to August – you can swim with them, if you’re so inclined. It’s gonna cost you, though.
Instead of defense folks, Exmouth is now a popular place for retired Aussies to move to.
In front of the impressive Ningaloo Visitors Centre are these interesting planters. In its military heyday, armour-piercing rounds are fired at centimeters-thick steel plate in nearby training grounds. These are now recycled into civic furniture.
Nearby are the stunning Ningaloo Coast and Cape Range National Park.
This is the kind of snorkeling we like: step off the beach into the bay and you are immediately surrounded by coral and thousands of insanely colourful fish.
There are shipwrecks galore along this coast.
You don’t have to go far to get away from it all.
We go to the end of Cape Range National Park and hike the Yardie Creek gorge.
We go further down the coast to Coral Bay.
It’s OK, but too crowded for us.
Driving down to Carnarvon, we come across a mamma emu and her young one crossing the highway.
We stop for lunch at the Overlander roadhouse.
Maria likes these flowers against the dusty red dirt.
After the fleshpots of Sydney, we are happy to be back in the outback again.
The northwest of Australia is known for its picturesque bottle trees. Essentially baobabs, like in Africa.
The endless vistas and empty roads suit us down to the ground.
After returning from Sydney, we spend a last evening with Lauretta at Darwin’s Deck Chair Cinema. While lounging on beanbags at the front, one of the DCC’s famous possums casually strolls over Lauretta’s pillow and finishes off her dish of Middle Eastern salad – mere centimetres away – with the aplomb and casualness of a house cat.
We stop at Victoria River, NT overnight before arriving in the state of Western Australia the next day. One of the first roadhouses we come to has a chute for disposing of live cane toads, a real pest here.
We flee Hall’s Creek early in the morning of my birthday after – barely – escaping the predations of larcenous locals around the caravan park. We stop for breakfast at a roadside halt that is covered with corella parrots.
We never tire of seeing parrots everywhere here; we’re such tourists. There’s something uplifting about parrots.
We arrive in Broome, WA, a relaxed sort of town.
After learning about local history at the Broome Museum – the pearl industry, dinosaur footprints, and aircraft relics from WWII Japanese air raids – we head to Cable Beach.
The next day, we spend an unexpected night at the Roebuck Plains roadhouse caravan park when the road south to Port Hedland is closed because of a bushfire.
Eventually, we carry on to Eighty Mile Beach.
Like the beaches of Broome, the waters of Eighty Mile Beach are a lovely turquoise.
On the way south again. We stop for coffee at the Whim Creek Pub.
I recall stopping at this pub my previous time in Australia. I got a multi-day lift with someone named Risto (a Finnish name). He worked at the Goldsworthy iron ore mine. He drove a green VW 1600 fastback. It never ceases to amaze how the brain retains such trivia when sometimes I can’t remember which day of the week it is.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Back in the Outback
We see a shark. Close up.
While at Eighty-Mile Beach, Maria wants to go swimming. The caravan park management suggests she does not. A few hours later, we watch the sun go down and see a shark not ten metres away in the improbably shallow water offshore. He must be at least two metres long – his dorsal fin and tail fin stick out of the water as he cruises up and down the beach. That was really cool!
Maria manages to get this fuzzy photo of me in the foreground and the shark nearby. It’s quite dark by this time, so the performance of our little camera is impressive.
Just when we are finally reveling in the the tropical heat of Darwin, it’s time for an 11-day Sydney interlude. We reluctantly leave Matilda in the long-term parking at Darwin airport and fly across the country to the still-wintry urban frenzy of Sydney. Our niece, Julia, is visiting from Canada.
We look forward to seeing Julia again. After she spends a few days in Hong Kong and Macao, we arrange to meet in Sydney. Julia is always good at scouting out excellent Airbnb properties. This time is no exception – we move into a quaint renovated old home in the gentrified neighbourhood of Pyrmount.
Maria and Julia go out on the town.
The Sydney Fish Market is a few minutes walk from our place.
Julia really, really wants to interact with some koalas. We attend a ‘breakfast with the koalas’ event at Wild Life Sydney Zoo.
There are lots of koalas. They’re all predictably adorable. You just want to squish them. But no touching allowed.
I can cross ‘pet a wombat’ off my bucket list.
Julia and I clown around at the wombat enclosure.
Fun fact: wombat dung is cube-shaped.
Julia and a wallaby share highlighting secrets.
We rent a car and drive to the viniferous Hunter Valley. We visit half a dozen wineries by bike.
Back in Sydney, we decide to eat in one evening for a change. Maria prepares some kangaroo steaks.
One night, we go to the Sydney Opera House to see…an opera! Rossini’s The Turk in Italy, with the setting delightfully transposed to 1950’s Italy.
Everyone has a good time. This production is very colourful.
On another day, we rent a car and go for an overnight trip to the Blue Mountains.
Julia finds us a four-bedroom house in Katoomba on Airbnb. It’s a bargain at 94 AUD per night.
Next day, we walk the misty Jamison Valley at the foot of the Three Sisters.
Back in Sydney the next day just in time to see a pop-up Globe production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Unlike the real reconstructed Globe in London – which we have had the good fortune to attend – this one is not permanent. Hence, pop-up.
It’s a New Zealand troupe performing. Shakespeare’s ‘rude mechanicals’ are dressed as tradies (Australian for ‘tradespersons’). The fairies are Maori warriors, delivering most of their lines in Maori.
It is hilarious. Just like 400 years ago.
Maria and Julia spend an afternoon at Bondi Beach while I stay home and binge on Netflix movies.
That evening, we meet at a Malaysian restaurant and walk home.
Maria and Julia surprise me one night with a slightly early birthday celebration.
We visit the Museum of Contemporary Arts. We see a retrospective of works by John Mawurndjul.
All are on bark.
All have unbelievably fine cross-hatching work that we learn is known as ‘rarrk‘. Try using that in your next game of Scrabble.
Alas, the day arrives when Julia flies home. We really enjoy spending time with her.
Maria and I have one more evening in Sydney to see The Comedy of Errors at the pop-up Globe.
The next day – our last in Sydney for now – is sunny and warm, the first Spring-like day so far here.
It’s been fun, Sydney, but we’ll be happy to get back to the wide open spaces again.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Sydney interlude
We mention several times that one thing we enjoy about traveling is discovering new things. This happens again when we re-visit the Museum of Sydney. There is a wonderful temporary exhibit: Bohemian Harbour; Artists of Lavender Bay‘.
Chief among these is Brett Whiteley, well-known in Australia but a new name for us.
We spend our last morning visiting his studio in the neighbourhood of Surry Hills.
The lower level contains one of his masterworks, the multi-panel piece ‘Alchemy‘.
The upper level is much as he left it. A nice touch is the music playing throughout the studio, selections from Whiteley’s collection. Most of it is familiar from my own music-listening era.
I flip through his CDs and LPs. One album makes me look twice – the Dire Straits live album ‘Alchemy’.
Sure enough, the cover art is the work ‘Alchemy’ that we just examined downstairs.
Heroin was Whiteley’s eventual downfall. This work of his sums up nicely what heroin can do to your sense of perception.
In the afternoon, we visit Lavender Bay itself.
It’s definitely not cheap any more. Sydney suffers from the same pathologically overinflated real estate prices as Toronto and Vancouver, for much the same reasons.
Whiteley’s ex-wife Wendy still lives at 1 Walker Street. She has spent a quarter century building a beautiful garden – open to all – below her house.
The neighbourhood is much more sedate compared to the drug- and alcohol-fuelled bacchanalias described in the Museum of Sydney exhibit.
These days, the majority of its fleet of aircraft are Pilatus, of Swiss manufacture.
Stoke’s Hill Wharf is a popular place to hang out.
I look forward to reaching Darwin to reconnect with an old friend, Lauretta. I first met Lauretta on a kibbutz in Israel. She was influential in my decision to visit Australia many years ago. A few years later, she convinced me to go to Africa for the first time, where she worked as a teacher in Selebe Phikwe, Botswana.
Lauretta – originally from Sydney – is now a long-time resident of Darwin. She owns and manages a very successful shop selling aboriginal art and used books.
One reason for its success, I’m sure, is that Lauretta is very simpatico with aboriginal people. (She’s always had this gift, which is probably why she’s been comfortable living in remote places for much of her life.)
We go for dinner and watch the sundown on Stoke’s Hill Wharf.
At Mindil Beach, there’s a popular sundown market twice a week.
Lauretta has a regular stall here as well. We stand amazed at how busy Lauretta’s stall is. At one point, the transactions are non-stop. Still, she makes time to socialize.
Hundreds gather to watch the sun go down.
When in Rome…
We visit the excellent Darwin Aviation Museum. It’s across the road from our caravan park.
The prize exhibit is a B-52 bomber, one of the few on display outside of the United States.
‘I’m guided by the beauty of our weapons…’
– Leonard Cohen
It takes up most of the interior. It is gigantic.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Darwin
Lauretta mentions that she has a friend nearby with a wallaby joey in her care. This we have to see.
Lauretta’s friend brings him out nestled in a cloth pouch, where he spends most of his time.
His mother was struck and killed by a car. Someone checked the mother’s pouch and Freddy was still alive inside.
Lauretta’s friend is a certified wildlife carer, not an eccentric amateur animal rescuer. Still, she admits it’ll be hard to pass him on to the next phase of rehabilitation back to the wild.
He is unbelievably cute. We spend ten or fifteen minutes fussing over him, which he clearly likes.
We make a dash from the NT into South Australia to visit Coober Pedy. Then it’s back up the Stuart Highway from Coober Pedy to Kakadu.
(A few months ago, we posted a list of things we’ll miss about Southeast Asia. Little did we know that one item would be universal WiFi available free from virtually everywhere. Even in retrograde laggards like Myanmar, Laos, and Cambodia.
WiFi is hard to come by in Australia, at least in the remote regions we find ourselves in lately. One result is these long, unwieldy blog entries at infrequent intervals. Our apologies.)
As we leave King’s Canyon, we spot these camels on the side of the road.
At one time, camels – imported from India – were the only form of transport. When roads and trains appeared, the camels were released into the wild.
In a few hours, we’re in South Australia.
Coober Pedy is famous for its opal mines. The methodology seems to be: dig a hole, check for opals, move over a few metres, repeat.
Coober Pedy has a distinctly other-worldly look.
We visit the Old Timer Mine. This mine was sealed, forgotten, then rediscovered in recent times.
This is a leftover prop spacecraft from the cheesy Vin Diesel sci-fi flick Pitch Black. The area is a popular movie location. Did we mention it’s already ‘other-worldly’?
Coober Pedy is also known for its underground dwellings.
The main reason we hot-foot it to Coober pedy is to book two seats on the Mail Run. Basically, this is a man with a contract to deliver mail to remote cattle stations twice a week. He takes passengers.
This is the Dingo Fence. North of the fence is cattle country, south of the fence is sheep country.
We’re happy that the vehicle used is no longer a bus. These days, Peter limits his passengers to four in a comfy 4WD, with a trailer for the mail.
He is an inexhaustible supply of yarns, local knowledge, and bush folksiness.
We journey 600 kilometres from Coober Pedy to Williams Creek, up the Oodnadatta Track to Oodnadata, then back to CP.
We wonder if this is an example of the wry Australian sense of humour.
Nope, it’s really a freezer full of frozen kangaroo tails.
We overnight in Tennant Creek and make it as far as Daly Waters the next day. At the outskirts of Daly Waters is an airfield. This was swarming with bombers and other aircraft during WWII.
There are a surprising amount of WWII sites up here. This area was largely vacant at the time – still is – but to paraphrase Samuel Johnson, the threat of encroaching Japan overrunning one’s country concentrates the mind wonderfully.
This is also the land of ‘We of the Never Never‘. This is an Australian classic describing life in the outback at the turn of the last century on remote Elsey Station.
We visit the Katherine Gorge.
In Kakadu National Park, we see more water and greenery than we’ve seen in a month.
In Kakadu is Nourlangie Rock. Besides being a stunning formation in itself, it’s home to much Aboriginal paintings.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Coober Pedy to Kakadu
We wonder if the name ‘Kakadu’ is cognate with ‘Cockatoo’.
Apparently the answer is ‘no’. Maybe it’s just a coincidence, but we’ve never seen so many cockatoos anywhere else. Of all kinds: sulphur-crested, red-tail and white-tail blacks, corellas.
I always consider how much cockatoos sell for in North American pet shops. As a squawky flock flies over head, I think ‘there goes $100,000-worth of cockatoos.’
Oh, wait a minute – that’s a photo of the surface of Mars. This is a photo of the Australian landscape as viewed from our maiden voyage in a helicopter.
We drive down the Stuart Highway to Alice Springs.
Alice Springs isn’t the most picturesque of towns. It’s the closest thing to urban that we see in a while, so we spend a few days here. We visit a few museums, such as the excellent Central Australia Museum.
These are both in the Araluen Cultural District, conveniently just across the street from our caravan park.
Megafauna Central is another impressive museum just opened in town. It features the story of big animals that used to exist until the arrival of humans in Australia, then became extinct shortly thereafter. Just like North America, where megafauna roamed the continent until the arrival of humans. Coincidence? I think not.
The grounds of our caravan park are home to birdlife galore. A flock of galahs do a Galah Quadrille on the front lawn.
(You may notice that we really like galahs.)
We want to visit the secret CIA base at Pine Gap, but can’t even find a road sign to it. No big surprise.
On the way out of town, we pass a memorial to John Flynn. John Flynn is the man who started the Flying Doctor Service in 1923, as related in another entry.
We do a loop near the West MacDonnell Range.
Along the way, we stop at these places:
We spend the night at Glen Helen.
We see the crater of Tnorala in the distance. The Cole’s Notes version of its origins:
‘Scientists believe that around 142.5 million years ago an object from space, believed to be a comet about 600m wide, crashed to earth, blasting a crater roughly 20km across. Today’s land surface is about 2km lower than the original impact surface and the bluff is about 5km in diameter, reduced over time by erosion.’
This is the house of artist Albert Namatjira. We first hear of him at the Queensland Art Gallery. We rave about the QAG in an earlier post.
A mission founded by hardy – or optimistic – Germans in the 1870’s.
Also home of the Hermannsburg Potters, whom we also first hear about at the Queensland Art Gallery. We consider purchasing one of their pieces but don’t find anything that matches our living-room curtains. Just kidding.
People in Hermannsburg let their stock wander free around town.
Returning to Alice Springs on our way south, we visit the Desert Park. This is a good place to see elusive denizens of the outback up close.
This is a place of splendid isolation. Fifteen kilometres down a dirt track deters casual visitors.
Turns out you can camp here. We plan to do so on our way back north. No amenities but an outhouse (delightfully known here as a ‘dunny’).
On the Lasseter Highway. People sometimes mistake their first glimpse of Mount Connor for Ayer’s Rock.
We spend a few days around Ayer’s Rock (or Uluru).
A quote from the Lonely Planet Australia guide:
‘There are some world-famous sights touted as unmissable that
end up being a let-down when you actually see them. And then
there’s Uluru: nothing can really prepare you for the immensity, grandeur, changing colour and stillness of ‘the Rock’. It really is a sight that will sear itself onto your mind.‘
Kind of hard to disagree. For something that’s just a rock, it’s pretty monolith-errific.
One day we walk around the entire rock. We dress for the blasting wind and surprisingly low temperatures.
Different sections of the rock have their own characteristics.
We also go to the Olgas (Kata Tjuta) a couple of times.
We do some hiking in the area.
Eventually we pack up and drive a few hundred KMs to King’s Canyon.
There are blackened trees around that give the place a Mordor-esque quality.
These are wave ripples in what used to be the bottom of a sea.
An exciting development – we are offered a heavily discounted helicopter ride. Neither of us have been in a helicopter before.
And off we go.
We spot Matilda in the caravan park. Of course, she’s parked sideways when everyone else parks straight in.
Aboriginal hamlet of Lilla. Population 15.
Nothing like a ride in a helicopter to drive home the vastness and the emptiness of this part of the world.
A Tale of Two Dingoes – Red Centre
At the King’s Canyon caravan park, we notice several signs about dingoes.
There are more signs around the park.
They even have anti-dingo gates in the ablutions blocks.
We think this is slight overkill. We haven’t seen any dingoes in the wild so far.
Imagine our surprise when we leave the car park at King’s Canyon to find a dingo casually loping along beside the road.
The same evening, we see another in our caravan park. It strolls across our path at a distance of three metres – twice – and pays us no attention at all.
This is interesting, because we just downloaded and watched A Cry in the Dark the previous evening.
An interesting sign on the door of the restrooms in the garden.
Also in the garden – noisy flocks of corellas.
Cloncurry is a bustling place – a new zinc mine opened nearby in 2017. The caravan park we stay at is home to scores – maybe hundreds – of workers. There’s an air of dynamism and full employment and money sloshing around.
Bravo, Australia. I get the feeling that if anyone proposes a mine – or any other extractive activity – in Canada these days, people start squealing like their hair’s on fire. Don’t know where they think the money that comes out of the money taps comes from.
Speaking of mines: our next stop down the slab is Mt. Isa.
Mt. Isa’s raison d’être also lies in mining.
We take an underground mine tour. Also underground is this hospital.
After the Japanese bombed Darwin in WWII, people feared metals-rich Mt. Isa could be next. So the hospital built an annex underground, with the help of the local miners.
Both tours are led by local retired miners. Interesting characters, to be sure.
We cross into the Northern Territory and overnight in Barkly Homestead.
Maria wants a photo of a ‘Watch for kangaroos’ sign.
Ever since driving inland, this is the routine: every few hundred kilometres is a roadhouse, with a hotel/shop/caravan park/fuel etc.
In between is a lot of nothing. It’s a good thing we both love empty landscapes. The emptier the better.
We like these ghost gums; they look as if someone’s slathered them with a bucket of whitewash.
This is the telegraph station at Barrow Creek. This is one of a series, some of which are still around.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Northern Territory
An axiom of mine is, ‘Don’t say that you’ll never be in a particular location again that you’ve been to before, however unlikely.’
We come to Three Ways, where the Stuart Highway that goes north-south and joins Adelaide to Darwin meets the highway that stretches east to the coast of Queensland.
This intersection has changed surprisingly little since I spent the better part of a day here 38 years ago while hitch-hiking around Australia.
I spent seven hours here waiting for a lift. I would sit on my rucksack, reading a book. When a vehicle came along – every half-hour or so – I would stand up and try to look non-threatening. I eventually landed a ride all the way to Townsville, if I remember correctly.
How times have changed. ‘…even children get older, and I’m getting older, too.’
As at the Undara lava tubes, the original owners/lessors of the property struck a deal with the government to develop natural attractions in return for giving over large parts of their property to become parkland. Tourism is probably a safer bet than cattle raising out here.
We overnight in the tiny hamlet of Georgetown. Evening brings a flock of galahs in the wires overhead.
On the road east next day. In some places, the highway narrows to a single lane. Approaching vehicles both move half onto the gravel.
Maria is really tickled by these signs in particular.
We stop for lunch in Croydon, another former mining centre.
Our orders of fish and chips contain enormous hunks of barramundi.
We continue to Normanton. From there to Karumba Point, on the Gulf of Carpentaria.
The road between Normanton and Point Karumba is flat as a pancake.
We see many Brolga cranes, but as soon as we stop to take a photo, they take off.
Behind the caravan park are mobs of wallabies. Some of them like coming up to the fence to study the humans inside.
Karumba Point has a wonderful, end-of-the-world feel to it.
It’s a popular thing here to gather at the shore and watch the sun go down.
We head south down the Matilda Highway to Cloncurry.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Queensland outback
In the nearly four decades since I was last here, colloquial Australian English has evolved into a broad-vowelled dialect that can be hard for outsiders to decipher. I’m reminded of an episode in one of Paul Theroux’s books in which he shares a compartment on an Indian train with a group of young locals. It takes ten minutes for him to realize that the group is actually conversing in English.
For example, we go on a mine tour in Mt. Isa. At the end, Maria asks me ‘What’s a ‘fayday’? She tells me the guide has repeatedly instructed participants not to forget our ‘faydays’ before we leave.
Eventually we learn that the word is ‘photos‘: everyone gets a photo of themselves taken at the mine entrance.
From Cairns, we make plans to head for the Queensland interior. We drive north to Port Douglas.
Port Douglas is too crowded for us. This must be peak season for visitors. We decide to travel a bit further north to Mossman.
Before we leave PD, we sample some meat pies for lunch. One is crocodile pie and one is kangaroo pie. The crust is stamped accordingly.
Mossman is much less frenzied. We visit the Mossman Gorge.
Back at the interpretation centre, we spot this enormous spider. I ask Maria to put her hand near it for comparison. She obliges.
On the other side of a mountain range, the land changes from rain forest to fertile farmland. We pass though patches of forest with signs to look out for Lumholtz’s tree-kangaroos. We don’t see any, though.
It doesn’t take long for the terrain to become Outback-y. This is the track we take to the Kalkani Crater.
We climb to the crater’s rim
There are wallabies around the trail.
We camp in Undara Lodge. We awake to two galahs squawking overhead.
The hawk flying by at the same moment was a happy accident.
We carry on to the remote hamlet of Einasleigh. Lots of red dirt, like Prince Edward Island.
We have lunch and a beer at Einasleigh’s sole hotel.
Surprisingly, the young woman behind the bar is from Boston. The many people in Australia with work visas are encouraged to work at least three months in remote locations.
The draw here is the Copperfield Gorge.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Queensland interior
A guide tells us that the thousands of pensioners – ‘grey nomads’ – traveling around Australia these days are improving the economy of the outback. They actually pay money for things like guided tours and stay in nicer resorts. This in turn creates jobs for locals so everybody doesn’t pack their tents and move to Sydney or Melbourne. Nice to know that the boomer generation is good for something.
We have a good time in Cairns (which seems to be pronounced ‘Cains‘ – like the economist.) Getting here is fun, too.
(Note: because WiFi is difficult to come across in Australia – unless there’s something we’re missing – we’re a bit late in our blog entries. We’re already halfway across Queensland. To avoid confusion, we’re adding posts as WiFi becomes available. So we may be a week or two behind.)
Some of the inhabitants of our caravan park have a sense of humour.
We continue up the coast to Cairns. This is the beach at Flying Fish point.
This is typical countryside in the north of Queensland. Lots of sugarcane. Sweet!
Like most places in this part of Queensland,there are crocodiles everywhere.
I remember Cairns as being rougher and more frontier-like. Now it’s a very civilized place.
We visit the excellent Botanical Gardens.
In the conservatory is a beautiful selection of orchids.
Of course, most people come here for some sort of Great Barrier Reef experience. We book a snorkeling tour for the day.
Among the youthful, international crew is a professional underwater photographer. She does a good job of snapping GoPro-deprived punters like us.
The experience is very unlike our idyllic snorkels in the Togian Islands. There, the water was like glass. The sea was calm, with a temperature like bathwater. The coral was spectacular, the fish teeming. In the two locations we visit here, the sea is much rougher than we expect. The water is kind of cloudy. And cold. We’re tossed around like corks. I’m sure there are many places in the thousand-plus kilometers of the Great Barrier Reef with amazing snorkeling; we’re happy to have had our time in the Togian Islands.
Still, it’s a grand day out.
We’re happy we went to the aquarium in Cairns, too. Like reef viewing from the comfort of dry land.
We enjoy a ride in a glass-bottom boat – our first.
This is our non-glass bottom boat.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Cairns
In our earlier travels, several times we find ourselves near famous whale-watching locales, such as Husavik, Iceland, and Hermanus, South Africa. We ask each other if we want to go watch whales and inexplicably say ‘Meh… no thanks.’
Despite being jaded cosmopolitans, we’re pretty chuffed when, on the return trip, the captain announces our boat is slowing down because there’s a whale between us and another vessel.
Our resident marine biologist – yes, our boat had one – informs us it’s a juvenile humpback whale.