From the relative calm of Geelong, we arrive in the urban maelstrom that is Melbourne.
(This entry is brief and at least a week out of date. As usual, finding reliable WiFi in Australia is always difficult. At the moment, we’re reduced to sitting in a McDonald’s in Canberra to leech off of their one hour of free WiFi.)
City by the Bay
To navigate these streets is enervating. We are more accustomed to driving in conditions like this:
Heavy traffic in the MacDonnell Ranges
By accident, we arrive on the day of the Melbourne Cup. This is a big deal here. We toy with the idea of attending, but a deluge of rain on the day puts us off.
‘Heide’ is short for ‘Heidelberg’ – a local neighbourhood
This is the former home of John and Sunday Reed, patrons of the arts in the 30s, 40s, and beyond. Probably most well-known for bringing the talents of Sydney Nolan to the world.
Most of Nolan’s famed Ned Kelly series (which we were fortunate enough to see in Perth) were painted at the kitchen table as the Heide circle thrashed out artistic solutions to the world’s problems.
Table of discontents
The Reeds and Nolan were engaged in a ménage à trois that was unconventional and, um, interesting, to say the least.
There’s also a wonderful library.
Bookish
The rear windows are painted by Mirka Mora, another Heide
habitué.
Clearly creative
We like the tiles over the stove in the kitchen.
Tiles
The surrounding grounds are now a sculpture park. Signs warn to beware of snakes, especially at this time of year.
There’s an interesting video about the construction of this armour out of stolen ploughs.
Bush blacksmithery explained
The weather in Melbourne continues to be cool and wet. Good weather for visiting the State Gallery of Victoria.
Our luck continues, as the Gallery has an exhibit co-featuring Brett Whiteley, whom we first learned about in Sydney.
Melbourne
The other artist is George Baldessin.
But we prefer Brett.
More words to live byWhiteleys on show
Sight or Insight of the Day – Melbourne
We never free-camp. Often, when people speak of traveling around Australia by camper-van, visions spring up of overnighting on a deserted beach or under the stars alone in the bush. We thought like this as well.
As it turns out, we prefer the luxury of having electricity and proximity to a hot shower. Worth the AUD30 or so, in our opinion.
From the Barossa Valley, we arrive in nearby Adelaide
Adelaide GPO, where we pick up some mail
Poor South Australia often gets missed by overseas visitors – people with time restrictions usually limit themselves to the east coast. This state has so much going for it.
We take a tram out to Glenelg, where there is a beach.
Glenelg foreshore
The water is a beautiful blue, but cold at this time of the year.
Glenelg coastline
Yep, South Australia has it all; great seafood, rich wheat-belts, mineral wealth, superb wineries, opals, former nuclear weapon test sites, and a classy state capital.
We visit the National Wine Centre. Explains the history of the ever-more-successful Australian wine industry.
38,000 bottles and counting
We take a city bus from our caravan park into town every day. Beside the bus stop is a palm tree that doubles as a sort of bird condominium.
Rainbow lorikeet and pigeon share quarters
We depart for the Victoria border. But not before visiting one last South Australian wine-producing area: McLaren Vale.
McLaren Vale vista
We restrict ourselves to a single vineyard, d’Arenberg. We already carry as many bottles of wine as we can reasonably transport. (But we make room for a few more.) The proprietor, Chester Osborn, is quite a character.
This is the visitor centre. It’s ‘different’, as my mother would say. It’s her polite code-word for ‘weird’.
The Cube
Among its oddities is a smell-o-rama room, where you squeeze bulb horns (mounted on bicycle handlebars) to get a whiff of the distinct aromas to look for in wine.
‘Fruity’ scents for reds……’Floral’ scents for whites. Get it?
The urinals in the gents are, um, unique.
Not something you see every day
It’s wonderfully warm in this part of South Australia.
The layers start to come off
We arrive in the state of Victoria and follow the Great Ocean Road.
It has pretty coastal scenery, of course.
Canola fields
Parts of the GOR pass though forests that look like Canada.
Forest
There are grand views over the white-capped Southern Ocean.
Lone ship offshore
Many remote rock formations.
Bay of IslandsThe grotto
We stop at the Twelve Apostles. (Spoiler alert – there aren’t actually twelve.) It is very popular, attracting the busloads of visitors that make us uncomfortable.
We hike to the beach below and try to keep warm in the cool drizzle by performing some interpretive dance.
‘Prélude à l’après-midi d’un faune’‘La Mort du cygne’
The landscape in Victoria is a far cry from the parched rocks of central Australia in which we’ve spent so much time.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Adelaide & the Great Ocean Road
There are lots of snakes in Australia. Approximately 170 snake species slither throughout the land – of which 100 are venomous. They are everywhere.
Yet in five months, we have not seen a single snake. We see signs in caravan parks warning of snakes in the area, but outside of zoos, not a trace, not even squashed ones on the road.
Until a few weeks ago. Beginning on the road to Norseman in WA, we start to see snakes both alive and flattened.
Snake in the grass
This bad boy is a death adder. We can tell by the worm-like tail appendage (hard to see in this photo) that they use to lure their prey.
We hear snakes are appearing now after a winter spent semi-hibernating. Still doesn’t explain why we didn’t see any in the always-steaming North.
From Ceduna, we drive through South Australia down the seafood-rich Eyre Peninsula to Port Lincoln.
Sundowner on Boston Bay
By the way, these locations have nothing to do with ‘Abraham Lincoln’ or ‘Boston, Massachusetts’: they’re named after places in Lincolnshire in the UK.
On the way up the peninsula to Port Augusta, we stop for lunch in village of Cowell, on Franklin Harbour.
Main street, Cowell, South Australia
According to local info:
‘This area was first seen by Captain Matthew Flinders in HMS ‘Investigator’ in 1802. In 1840, Governor Gawler visited the area from Port Lincoln, and named Franklin Harbour after a midshipman on Mathew Flinders’ vessel – John (later Sir John) Franklin.’
Largely because we’re less likely to find ourselves elbow to elbow with other avid wine-slurpers than at the big-name cellars.
Wine-slurper-in-chief
We don’t think we’ve ever seen grapevines this early in the season. Our caravan park has vines growing and we observe how the grapes-to-be are at this point like tiny dewdrops.
Embryonic chardonnay
Sight or Insight of the Day – Barossa Valley
Well, Adelaide actually. We check into a caravan park near Adelaide and discover there is a koala living nearby.
I dream of eucalyptus
We’re lucky enough to spot him. He’s darker than his East Coast brothers.
Albany is pleasant city. It was the first capital of Western Australia, briefly.
Due to its location, it was the departure point for the fleets of ANZACs sailing off to the First World War. So their last sight of home for years.
ANZAC centre
This is detailed in the National ANZAC Centre, an exceptionally brilliant interactive museum. Tells the stories of those who left and came back, or came back greatly changed, or never came back at all.
Among the exhibits is this touching sculpture of an ANZAC sharing a hatful of water with his horse.
Some water for me mate
Like many places of interest that we’ve been to relating to 20th-century wars, it’s full of old people. Apparently, younger people are not interested in past conflicts and assume our present era of peace and plenty lasts forever. Hope they’re right.
There are other things to see on the hill.
Gun emplacement with great view of King George Sound
For example, the Desert Mounted Corps Memorial. This was originally in Egypt.
Safer at home
The Lonely Planet guide euphemistically says:
‘The memorial was originally erected in Port Said, Egypt. However, it
was irreparably damaged during the Suez crisis in 1956, and this copy was made from masonry salvaged from the original. ‘
When I read this, I immediately imagine by ‘irreparably damaged’, they mean ‘mindlessly torn to pieces in an orgy of destruction by a rabid mob of felaheen whipped into an anti-Western frenzy by Nasser’.
Of course, a bit of digging and it turns to be the case, as stated here.
Albany is also the home of Australia’s last whaling factory. The site is now the Historic Whaling Station.
Skeleton of a Pygmy (!) Blue Whale
Silos on the harbourfront sport a cool seadragon mural.
Seadragon rampant
There is also a local branch of the WA Museum, with a replica of brig Amity,
the first ship sent from Sydney to establish Albany.
The Amity
From Albany we drive to Esperance. When I was here in 1980, the local museum featured chunks of Skylab. They’re still here.
At the time, I stayed in the local hostel. It’s still here too.
None the worse for wear. The hostel’s in good shape, too.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Pemberton to the Nullarbor
Matilda needs a new battery as we approach Albany. At the battery shop, the owner’s vintage wheels are outside. I try to convince Maria that our next car should be something similar.
Before moving on to Margaret River – our next destination – we enjoy an extended stay in Perth. We do big-city things; renew prescriptions, I get a haircut and new lenses for my glasses, pick up mail, buy new shoes.
Below is the surviving timbers from the Batavia, shipwrecked in 1629 off the coast of Western Australia. This is only a small portion of the original hull.
In the background is a stone portico that was carried as ballast and meant for the walls of the Dutch city Batavia (now Jakarta) in present-day Indonesia.
Photo courtesy of the WA Maritime Museum
If you like shipwrecks – and who doesn’t? – you can spend hours here.
We eventually set off for Margaret River. In case you don’t know, MR is a well-known wine-producing area.
Let the tastings begin
We visit, hmmm, let’s see, Robert Oatley, Credaro, Pierro, Vasse Felix, Cape Mentelle, Leeuwin Estate, and Voyager Estate.
A glass of wine, a few scallops – and thou
There are over 200 wineries in the region.
Barbarian at the gates
Vasse Felix is the oldest estate in Margaret River.
Vines at Vasse Felix
As usual in wine regions, there is lots of good food, beautiful gardens, and impressive architecture. Voyager Estate bears a startling resemblance to a South African Cape Dutch winery, of which we have seen many.
Under the wisteria
Another winery has an interesting chandelier made from wine glasses.
Let’s raise a glass
Back in our caravan park, there are many ringneck parrots strutting around .
Margaret River
There’s something uplifting and heartwarming about seeing parrots everywhere. It’s like being in a sort of primeval Eden. This effect is helped by the lush bottle-brush trees surrounding our campsite.
Bottle-brush trees. I think.
We drive south into forests of enormous karri trees and arrive in Pemberton.
Keep Calm and Karri On
We pass a bucolic scene of sheep feeding placidly among some olive trees.
From Carnarvon, we continue to travel down the west coast to Perth.
On the road to Kalbarri, we come across an echidna – the first we’ve seen in the wild.
Echidna crossing
He waddles into his burrow to escape Maria’s photographic harassment.
Echidna’s arf of you – probably the only piece of music with the word ‘echidna’ in its title since the dawn of time
Kalbarri looks wonderful, but there is no place to be had in any caravan park. It turns out to be a school holiday of some kind. We carry on to the next town, Port Gregory, with its strikingly pink lake.
Tickled pink
As we get further south, we see broad fields of wheat. This is a welcome surprise, after seeing little but rocks, dry scrubby bush, and spinifex grasses for a few thousand kilometers.
Amber waves of grain
We wonder how they keep the kangaroos out.
Geraldton is a pleasant small city. It has a port from which a lot of the surrounding grain gets exported.
Port of Geraldton
Geraldton has a moving monument to the men of the HMAS Sydney II, a warship lost with all hands in 1941.
Each seagull in the dome represents a sailor
Geraldton is also the home of the Museum of Geraldton. Like most of the museums we visit here, it is nearly new and excellent. Among the exhibits is a 3D film about the discovery of the Sydney II on the ocean floor in 2008, as well as the German ship HSK Kormoran; both ships sank in the engagement. The wrecks lie in 2,500 metres of water, 20km apart, about 200km west of Shark Bay.
The soundtrack is Arvo Pärt’s Für Alina, which is so achingly apt for the film it almost hurts.
We stay on Sunset Beach.
Sunset Beach
It’s nice.
I get soaked while posing for a photo
We walk around town, but the streets are nearly deserted. The National Rugby League Grand Finals are on, and a large part of the Australian population is glued to a TV screen. This phenomenon always puts me in mind of Lynn Miles’s ‘Hockey Night in Canada‘. If you don’t share the mania for the national sport, prepare to feel a little alienated.
We head down the scenic ocean route to Perth.
Approaching Lancelin
Near the town of Lancelin are enormous white sand dunes that look like snow.
White dunes
Or sugar.
♫ Oh, to live on Sugar Mountain…♪
We arrive in the bright lights of Perth. Similar to our trip to Sydney, it takes some adjusting to be back in urban Australia again.
Drinking kangaroo sculpture on St, George’s TerraceI check the water for myself
Quokkas are endearingly unafraid of people. They browse contentedly on the grass and tend to ignore humans.
Marsupial meets mammal
We rent bicycles and tour the island.
Wadjemup lighthouseHenrietta Rocks, Rottnest IslandBay, Rottnest IslandTidal pools, Rottnest Island
There are signs that say ‘Don’t touch or feed the wildlife’. However, I can’t resist a quick illicit petting.
I can cross ‘pet a quokka’ off my bucket listCape Vlamingh, Rottnest IslandCape Vlamingh, Rottnest IslandBeach, Rottnest IslandWadjemup lighthouse, closer up
Our guide, Keith, is a retired submariner. He served on this very boat (a sub is always a ‘boat’, and not a ‘ship’ apparently), HMAS Ovens, for 11 months, during his career.
Permission to come aboard
There’s a world of difference between listening to a barely-motivated guide and one that has actually served in submarines for 20 years. Especially one with an Australian sense of humour and typical Aussie casualness to authority.
Plenty of horsepower. Or is that seahorsepower?
We learn that everyone on board is familiar with all the sub’s systems. To the point where many tasks can be done in complete darkness.
In the season – March to August – you can swim with them, if you’re so inclined. It’s gonna cost you, though.
Instead of defense folks, Exmouth is now a popular place for retired Aussies to move to.
In front of the impressive Ningaloo Visitors Centre are these interesting planters. In its military heyday, armour-piercing rounds are fired at centimeters-thick steel plate in nearby training grounds. These are now recycled into civic furniture.
Swords into ploughshares, sort of
Nearby are the stunning Ningaloo Coast and Cape Range National Park.
Strolling to Turquoise Bay
This is the kind of snorkeling we like: step off the beach into the bay and you are immediately surrounded by coral and thousands of insanely colourful fish.
Turquoise Bay
There are shipwrecks galore along this coast.
Wreck of the cattle ship Mildura
You don’t have to go far to get away from it all.
Exmouth to Carnarvon
We go to the end of Cape Range National Park and hike the Yardie Creek gorge.
View from Yardie Creek gorgeYardie Creek gorge
We go further down the coast to Coral Bay.
Coral Bay
It’s OK, but too crowded for us.
Coral Bay caravan park
Driving down to Carnarvon, we come across a mamma emu and her young one crossing the highway.
Why did the emu cross the road?
We stop for lunch at the Overlander roadhouse.
Four-trailer road train
Maria likes these flowers against the dusty red dirt.
After the fleshpots of Sydney, we are happy to be back in the outback again.
Iconic bottle trees
The northwest of Australia is known for its picturesque bottle trees. Essentially baobabs, like in Africa.
The endless vistas and empty roads suit us down to the ground.
The wide, brown land for me
After returning from Sydney, we spend a last evening with Lauretta at Darwin’s Deck Chair Cinema. While lounging on beanbags at the front, one of the DCC’s famous possums casually strolls over Lauretta’s pillow and finishes off her dish of Middle Eastern salad – mere centimetres away – with the aplomb and casualness of a house cat.
We stop at Victoria River, NT overnight before arriving in the state of Western Australia the next day. One of the first roadhouses we come to has a chute for disposing of live cane toads, a real pest here.
Toad in the hole
We flee Hall’s Creek early in the morning of my birthday after – barely – escaping the predations of larcenous locals around the caravan park. We stop for breakfast at a roadside halt that is covered with corella parrots.
Carpet of corellas
We never tire of seeing parrots everywhere here; we’re such tourists. There’s something uplifting about parrots.
We arrive in Broome, WA, a relaxed sort of town.
Breakfast on the Bay, Broome
After learning about local history at the Broome Museum – the pearl industry, dinosaur footprints, and aircraft relics from WWII Japanese air raids – we head to Cable Beach.
Seaside park at Cable BeachCable Beach
The next day, we spend an unexpected night at the Roebuck Plains roadhouse caravan park when the road south to Port Hedland is closed because of a bushfire.
Beyond the black stump
Eventually, we carry on to Eighty Mile Beach.
The road to Eighty Mile Beach
Like the beaches of Broome, the waters of Eighty Mile Beach are a lovely turquoise.
Eighty Mile Beach caravan parkSundown on Eighty Mile Beach
On the way south again. We stop for coffee at the Whim Creek Pub.
Whim Creek pub
I recall stopping at this pub my previous time in Australia. I got a multi-day lift with someone named Risto (a Finnish name). He worked at the Goldsworthy iron ore mine. He drove a green VW 1600 fastback. It never ceases to amaze how the brain retains such trivia when sometimes I can’t remember which day of the week it is.
Peacocks at the Whim Creek Pub
Sight or Insight of the Day – Back in the Outback
We see a shark. Close up.
While at Eighty-Mile Beach, Maria wants to go swimming. The caravan park management suggests she does not. A few hours later, we watch the sun go down and see a shark not ten metres away in the improbably shallow water offshore. He must be at least two metres long – his dorsal fin and tail fin stick out of the water as he cruises up and down the beach. That was really cool!
Maria manages to get this fuzzy photo of me in the foreground and the shark nearby. It’s quite dark by this time, so the performance of our little camera is impressive.
Just when we are finally reveling in the the tropical heat of Darwin, it’s time for an 11-day Sydney interlude. We reluctantly leave Matilda in the long-term parking at Darwin airport and fly across the country to the still-wintry urban frenzy of Sydney. Our niece, Julia, is visiting from Canada.
We look forward to seeing Julia again. After she spends a few days in Hong Kong and Macao, we arrange to meet in Sydney. Julia is always good at scouting out excellent Airbnb properties. This time is no exception – we move into a quaint renovated old home in the gentrified neighbourhood of Pyrmount.
Our little house in Little Mount Street, Pyrmount
Maria and Julia go out on the town.
Maria and Julia enjoy some seafoodOn the Pyrmont Bridge
The Sydney Fish Market is a few minutes walk from our place.
Boy meets gill
Julia really, really wants to interact with some koalas. We attend a ‘breakfast with the koalas’ event at Wild Life Sydney Zoo.
Cora the koala leans in
There are lots of koalas. They’re all predictably adorable. You just want to squish them. But no touching allowed.
The mother and child reunion is only a motion away
I can cross ‘pet a wombat’ off my bucket list.
The word ‘porcine’ comes to mind
Julia and I clown around at the wombat enclosure.
Sydney interlude
Fun fact: wombat dung is cube-shaped.
Julia and a wallaby share highlighting secrets.
Mr. Gorbachev – tear down this wallaby
We rent a car and drive to the viniferous Hunter Valley. We visit half a dozen wineries by bike.
Bicycles built for twoI bring up the rearKangaroos among the vines – spring time?
Back in Sydney, we decide to eat in one evening for a change. Maria prepares some kangaroo steaks.
….accompanied by a fine Hunter Valley red
One night, we go to the Sydney Opera House to see…an opera! Rossini’s The Turk in Italy, with the setting delightfully transposed to 1950’s Italy.
Everyone has a good time. This production is very colourful.
On another day, we rent a car and go for an overnight trip to the Blue Mountains.
On the way to Wentworth FallsIn the Blue MountainsYes, it’s cold. Very cold.
Julia finds us a four-bedroom house in Katoomba on Airbnb. It’s a bargain at 94 AUD per night.
The Blue House
Next day, we walk the misty Jamison Valley at the foot of the Three Sisters.
Rain, forestWaterfall in the Jamison Valley
Back in Sydney the next day just in time to see a pop-up Globe production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Unlike the real reconstructed Globe in London – which we have had the good fortune to attend – this one is not permanent. Hence, pop-up.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
It’s a New Zealand troupe performing. Shakespeare’s ‘rude mechanicals’ are dressed as tradies (Australian for ‘tradespersons’). The fairies are Maori warriors, delivering most of their lines in Maori.
It is hilarious. Just like 400 years ago.
Maria and Julia spend an afternoon at Bondi Beach while I stay home and binge on Netflix movies.
Bondi Beach in winterExpensive Bondi real estate
That evening, we meet at a Malaysian restaurant and walk home.
Darling Harbour at night.
Maria and Julia surprise me one night with a slightly early birthday celebration.
Birthday gelato
We visit the Museum of Contemporary Arts. We see a retrospective of works by John Mawurndjul.
John Mawurndjul exhibit
All are on bark.
Dreaming
All have unbelievably fine cross-hatching work that we learn is known as ‘rarrk‘. Try using that in your next game of Scrabble.
Rarrk patterns
Alas, the day arrives when Julia flies home. We really enjoy spending time with her.
Maria and I have one more evening in Sydney to see The Comedy of Errors at the pop-up Globe.
Our revels now are ended
The next day – our last in Sydney for now – is sunny and warm, the first Spring-like day so far here.
Sydney landmarksWe visit Luna Park – another Sydney landmark
It’s been fun, Sydney, but we’ll be happy to get back to the wide open spaces again.
Sight or Insight of the Day – Sydney interlude
We mention several times that one thing we enjoy about traveling is discovering new things. This happens again when we re-visit the Museum of Sydney. There is a wonderful temporary exhibit: Bohemian Harbour; Artists of Lavender Bay‘.
Chief among these is Brett Whiteley, well-known in Australia but a new name for us.
We spend our last morning visiting his studio in the neighbourhood of Surry Hills.
This matches the address we have
The lower level contains one of his masterworks, the multi-panel piece ‘Alchemy‘.
The upper level is much as he left it. A nice touch is the music playing throughout the studio, selections from Whiteley’s collection. Most of it is familiar from my own music-listening era.
Brett Whiteley Studio
I flip through his CDs and LPs. One album makes me look twice – the Dire Straits live album ‘Alchemy’.
Sure enough, the cover art is the work ‘Alchemy’ that we just examined downstairs.
Heroin was Whiteley’s eventual downfall. This work of his sums up nicely what heroin can do to your sense of perception.
Whiteley’s heroin clock
In the afternoon, we visit Lavender Bay itself.
Lavender Bay view
It’s definitely not cheap any more. Sydney suffers from the same pathologically overinflated real estate prices as Toronto and Vancouver, for much the same reasons.
Whiteley’s ex-wife Wendy still lives at 1 Walker Street. She has spent a quarter century building a beautiful garden – open to all – below her house.
1 Walker Street, from Wendy’s Garden
The neighbourhood is much more sedate compared to the drug- and alcohol-fuelled bacchanalias described in the Museum of Sydney exhibit.
These days, the majority of its fleet of aircraft are Pilatus, of Swiss manufacture.
Stoke’s Hill Wharf is a popular place to hang out.
Wharf speed
I look forward to reaching Darwin to reconnect with an old friend, Lauretta. I first met Lauretta on a kibbutz in Israel. She was influential in my decision to visit Australia many years ago. A few years later, she convinced me to go to Africa for the first time, where she worked as a teacher in Selebe Phikwe, Botswana.
Long time, no see
Lauretta – originally from Sydney – is now a long-time resident of Darwin. She owns and manages a very successful shop selling aboriginal art and used books.
One reason for its success, I’m sure, is that Lauretta is very simpatico with aboriginal people. (She’s always had this gift, which is probably why she’s been comfortable living in remote places for much of her life.)
Maria watches Sonda Turner Nambitjinpa painting in front of Lauretta’s shop
We go for dinner and watch the sundown on Stoke’s Hill Wharf.
Sea, food
At Mindil Beach, there’s a popular sundown market twice a week.
Mindil Beach
Lauretta has a regular stall here as well. We stand amazed at how busy Lauretta’s stall is. At one point, the transactions are non-stop. Still, she makes time to socialize.
Lauretta chats with local kidsLauretta chats with friendsLauretta chats with old white guy
Hundreds gather to watch the sun go down.
Sunset in Fannie Bay
When in Rome…
Mindil Beach tourists
We visit the excellent Darwin Aviation Museum. It’s across the road from our caravan park.
The prize exhibit is a B-52 bomber, one of the few on display outside of the United States.
‘I’m guided by the beauty of our weapons…’
– Leonard Cohen
It takes up most of the interior. It is gigantic.
Dwarfed
Sight or Insight of the Day – Darwin
Lauretta mentions that she has a friend nearby with a wallaby joey in her care. This we have to see.
Lauretta’s friend brings him out nestled in a cloth pouch, where he spends most of his time.
This is Freddy
His mother was struck and killed by a car. Someone checked the mother’s pouch and Freddy was still alive inside.
Lauretta’s friend is a certified wildlife carer, not an eccentric amateur animal rescuer. Still, she admits it’ll be hard to pass him on to the next phase of rehabilitation back to the wild.
Cutest. Thing. Ever.
He is unbelievably cute. We spend ten or fifteen minutes fussing over him, which he clearly likes.